WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.179 --> 00:00:02.315 - You may now kiss the bride. 00:00:02.315 --> 00:00:04.579 - Just uh, just gonna do one of those. 00:00:04.579 --> 00:00:06.936 Hi, I'm Zach and I'm single as fuck. 00:00:06.936 --> 00:00:08.560 - Zach, don't fall in love with me. 00:00:08.560 --> 00:00:11.041 Hi, I'm Ashly, I'm gonna marry Zach for a week. 00:00:11.041 --> 00:00:12.748 Which is probably a huge mistake. 00:00:12.748 --> 00:00:13.665 - It's gonna be great! 00:00:13.665 --> 00:00:14.299 - Thank you. 00:00:14.299 --> 00:00:15.664 - You're welcome. 00:00:17.422 --> 00:00:19.779 - Honestly, a lot of the time, I love being single. 00:00:19.779 --> 00:00:20.440 I really do. 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:22.217 - I do whatever I want, whenever I want. 00:00:22.217 --> 00:00:23.421 I'm an independent woman. 00:00:23.421 --> 00:00:26.021 - I've never had to plan my life around another person. 00:00:26.021 --> 00:00:29.121 I'm not good at letting people into my life. 00:00:29.121 --> 00:00:32.361 - Committing to another person for the rest of your life 00:00:32.361 --> 00:00:34.415 is a crazy, crazy... 00:00:34.415 --> 00:00:36.783 - You said that, and my heartbeat just went up. 00:00:36.783 --> 00:00:37.457 (gasps) 00:00:37.457 --> 00:00:38.861 - I want to be in relationships, I do. 00:00:38.861 --> 00:00:40.172 - At some point, I want to share my life 00:00:40.172 --> 00:00:42.100 with someone, and the logistics of that 00:00:42.100 --> 00:00:43.134 seem a little frightening. 00:00:43.134 --> 00:00:45.339 - This is like, immersion therapy. 00:00:45.339 --> 00:00:46.732 - Are you gonna carry me over the threshold? 00:00:46.732 --> 00:00:47.917 - [Zach] No, you carry me. 00:00:47.917 --> 00:00:49.275 - Why do you have so much shit? 00:00:49.275 --> 00:00:50.738 - Because we're gonna be together for a week. 00:00:50.738 --> 00:00:53.373 - Four texts a day, five meals over the course 00:00:53.373 --> 00:00:55.753 of a week, two nice things that are 00:00:55.753 --> 00:00:56.635 completely unplanned. 00:00:56.635 --> 00:00:57.122 - Each? 00:00:57.122 --> 00:00:58.098 - Each. 00:00:58.098 --> 00:00:59.038 - Let's just do one. 00:00:59.038 --> 00:01:00.559 - Where do I put my stuff? 00:01:00.559 --> 00:01:02.915 - Oh my god, I didn't even think about this. 00:01:02.915 --> 00:01:04.854 I guess I'll have to move my kimono. 00:01:04.854 --> 00:01:06.200 So I think, at some point, I'm just going to 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:07.291 want him to shut up. 00:01:07.291 --> 00:01:08.859 - Really, I'm making your bed? 00:01:08.859 --> 00:01:10.078 - It's our bed. 00:01:10.078 --> 00:01:12.017 And I know he is definitely gonna want me 00:01:12.017 --> 00:01:12.899 to shut up. 00:01:12.899 --> 00:01:15.313 The only CD that I have in my car is Taylor Swift 00:01:15.313 --> 00:01:17.554 and then I Spotify... - She's almost a year old now. 00:01:17.554 --> 00:01:19.736 - It doesn't matter, it's the best CD. 00:01:19.736 --> 00:01:20.909 - Like most married couples, it's gonna be 00:01:20.909 --> 00:01:22.152 completely sexless. 00:01:22.152 --> 00:01:23.370 (laughs) 00:01:23.370 --> 00:01:24.276 Would you say that's accurate? 00:01:24.276 --> 00:01:26.385 - No. 00:01:26.385 --> 00:01:27.338 - How do you sleep? 00:01:27.338 --> 00:01:28.234 - I sleep in fetal position, 00:01:28.234 --> 00:01:29.109 like a little baby. - So do I. 00:01:29.109 --> 00:01:31.489 - You have to be comfortable around the other person. 00:01:31.489 --> 00:01:32.639 - Broccoli makes you fart. 00:01:32.639 --> 00:01:34.659 I assume it's gonna teach me a lot about myself. 00:01:34.659 --> 00:01:36.249 Best part about being married so far? 00:01:36.249 --> 00:01:39.708 Ashley has got citrus mimosa shampoo. 00:01:39.708 --> 00:01:40.904 I smell like a damn tree. 00:01:40.904 --> 00:01:42.623 Definitely gonna teach me a lot about Ashley. 00:01:42.623 --> 00:01:44.561 - Ooh, Wonder Woman pajamas. 00:01:44.561 --> 00:01:45.768 We should probably get some alcohol. 00:01:45.768 --> 00:01:47.139 Maybe we'll want popsicles. 00:01:47.139 --> 00:01:48.868 Look how cool those tank is. 00:01:48.868 --> 00:01:50.261 - [Zach] Ashly, Ashly, eye on the prize. 00:01:50.261 --> 00:01:52.492 It's been similar so far to friendship, 00:01:52.492 --> 00:01:54.152 but it's just longer. 00:01:54.152 --> 00:01:55.011 - Yeah. 00:01:55.011 --> 00:01:56.695 This is a long, long friendship. 00:01:56.695 --> 00:01:57.937 - And with retainer. 00:01:57.937 --> 00:01:58.749 (laughs) 00:01:58.749 --> 00:01:59.979 - Don't fall in love with me. 00:01:59.979 --> 00:02:02.290 - Stop saying that. 00:02:02.290 --> 00:02:03.643 - Zach. 00:02:13.508 --> 00:02:14.931 For me, the hardest thing to conceptualize 00:02:14.931 --> 00:02:17.614 is like, your freedom is just gone. 00:02:17.614 --> 00:02:19.913 - Ashly told me she wants a divorce. 00:02:19.913 --> 00:02:20.818 - I do. 00:02:20.818 --> 00:02:22.652 Zach was stressing me out so much. 00:02:22.652 --> 00:02:23.813 Stop filming me. 00:02:23.813 --> 00:02:24.974 - [Zach] We need to talk this out. 00:02:24.974 --> 00:02:26.518 - We're not Kardashians! 00:02:26.518 --> 00:02:28.235 - Even in the second day of marriage, 00:02:28.235 --> 00:02:30.175 we started resenting how much time 00:02:30.175 --> 00:02:32.812 we were spending together, and that's not good. 00:02:34.825 --> 00:02:37.089 Okay, I'll have you know, that Adam asked me 00:02:37.089 --> 00:02:39.411 to get dinner, and I said no, I'm gonna order dinner 00:02:39.411 --> 00:02:40.850 for my wife. 00:02:42.310 --> 00:02:43.324 - There have gotta be moments where you 00:02:43.324 --> 00:02:45.285 have panic about like, "Oh my god, 00:02:45.285 --> 00:02:47.618 "I just signed up for the rest of my life." 00:02:47.618 --> 00:02:49.941 - Have we made up from our fight yet? 00:02:49.941 --> 00:02:52.402 - Yep, cuz I got a funny Snapchat of you. 00:02:52.402 --> 00:02:53.423 - My hair looks stupid. 00:02:53.423 --> 00:02:54.457 - Your hair was silly. 00:02:54.457 --> 00:02:56.338 You definitely need time where you're just 00:02:56.338 --> 00:02:58.358 not even engaging with the other person 00:02:58.358 --> 00:02:59.370 and it's not rude. 00:03:06.084 --> 00:03:07.443 - I hate planning dates. 00:03:07.443 --> 00:03:08.779 Oh, it's such a nightmare. 00:03:08.779 --> 00:03:10.022 It just stresses me out. 00:03:10.022 --> 00:03:10.880 - Hi. 00:03:10.880 --> 00:03:12.180 - Hey Pumpkin, we're gonna be late for 00:03:12.180 --> 00:03:14.421 our double dinner date with the Fulmers. 00:03:14.421 --> 00:03:16.662 - Another thing is hanging out with your couples friends. 00:03:16.662 --> 00:03:18.183 So you're gonna go on a date night. 00:03:18.183 --> 00:03:19.680 - With you and Ariel? - Gonna go on a double date 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:21.561 with me and Ariel. 00:03:21.561 --> 00:03:22.338 It's great! 00:03:22.338 --> 00:03:23.301 - We brought wine. 00:03:23.301 --> 00:03:23.940 - White wine. 00:03:23.940 --> 00:03:25.483 - We're late, but Zach found a great parking spot. 00:03:25.483 --> 00:03:26.215 - Yeah. 00:03:26.215 --> 00:03:28.155 - Hello! 00:03:28.155 --> 00:03:31.325 - The Kornrezzes are here! 00:03:31.325 --> 00:03:32.743 - We don't have any pictures of us making out 00:03:32.743 --> 00:03:33.544 in our house. 00:03:33.544 --> 00:03:35.263 - [Zach] We don't have any pictures of us in general. 00:03:35.263 --> 00:03:36.122 - [Ashly] This is so adult. 00:03:36.122 --> 00:03:37.723 Date night with the Fulmers made me realize 00:03:37.723 --> 00:03:38.721 why people get married. 00:03:44.591 --> 00:03:46.380 - We are pounding meat for our wives, 00:03:46.380 --> 00:03:47.159 pounding meat. 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:48.342 - For our wives! 00:03:51.122 --> 00:03:54.072 - Date night with the Fulmers was the shit. 00:03:54.072 --> 00:03:55.614 They made a really delicious dinner 00:03:55.614 --> 00:03:57.310 which I'm not accustomed to anyone cooking for me. 00:03:57.310 --> 00:03:58.215 Like, what a delight. - [Ashly] Yeah. 00:03:58.215 --> 00:03:59.249 - A friend cooked for me. 00:03:59.249 --> 00:04:01.570 How delightful is that? 00:04:01.570 --> 00:04:04.135 - There really is a moment in every adult's life 00:04:04.135 --> 00:04:07.014 where you're like, just tired of being single. 00:04:07.014 --> 00:04:09.453 Would you get bored of this if this was your whole life? 00:04:09.453 --> 00:04:10.869 - I don't know, I don't think so. 00:04:10.869 --> 00:04:13.074 - That was wonderful, shall we go home now? 00:04:13.074 --> 00:04:15.246 - Tomorrow has some prasu... 00:04:15.246 --> 00:04:16.836 tomorrow has some surprises in store 00:04:16.836 --> 00:04:17.696 for you, Ashly. 00:04:17.696 --> 00:04:18.838 - [Ashly] Are you drunk? 00:04:18.838 --> 00:04:19.971 - Uh, drunk on love. 00:04:19.971 --> 00:04:20.958 Drunk on marriage. 00:04:20.958 --> 00:04:23.267 I realized I've never planned a romantic date 00:04:23.267 --> 00:04:23.936 for anyone. 00:04:23.936 --> 00:04:25.619 I hate planning dates. 00:04:25.619 --> 00:04:27.720 Today is like a day of niceties 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:28.672 and surprises. 00:04:28.672 --> 00:04:30.473 - Zach had so many surprises for me. 00:04:30.473 --> 00:04:31.853 It was fucking crazy. 00:04:31.853 --> 00:04:33.491 - Having a special day that's like, 00:04:33.491 --> 00:04:36.137 "This is our date night", it encourages you 00:04:36.137 --> 00:04:37.612 to think outside the box. 00:04:37.612 --> 00:04:39.759 - It feels weird cuz it's like, not my birthday or anything. 00:04:39.759 --> 00:04:40.596 It's just my marriage. 00:04:40.596 --> 00:04:42.372 - Ashly loves theme parks and it's been 00:04:42.372 --> 00:04:44.670 hot as balls out, so later today, we're going 00:04:44.670 --> 00:04:46.353 to a water park. 00:04:46.353 --> 00:04:48.396 I got one more thing before the water park. 00:04:48.396 --> 00:04:50.998 - Oh! - A wedding photo of us. 00:04:50.998 --> 00:04:53.018 - This is so cheesy. 00:04:53.018 --> 00:04:54.411 I do love word art. 00:04:54.411 --> 00:04:55.676 Right in front of Taylor. 00:04:55.676 --> 00:04:57.173 - [Zach] Now we're a family. 00:04:57.173 --> 00:04:59.529 - I'm gonna keep that forever, that's hilarious. 00:04:59.529 --> 00:05:00.817 (shouting and cheering) 00:05:00.817 --> 00:05:02.153 - Oh, here we go! 00:05:02.153 --> 00:05:03.947 Oh, my butt is dragging! 00:05:03.947 --> 00:05:05.670 Oh no, I'm backwards! 00:05:07.540 --> 00:05:08.105 - Woo! 00:05:08.105 --> 00:05:09.186 Thank you, Ashly. 00:05:09.186 --> 00:05:10.044 - You're welcome. 00:05:10.044 --> 00:05:11.368 - [Zach] Married couples probably don't go to water parks 00:05:11.368 --> 00:05:13.445 unless they have kids, but that's the kind of 00:05:13.445 --> 00:05:14.872 married couple we would be. 00:05:14.872 --> 00:05:16.046 - That was so fun. 00:05:16.046 --> 00:05:16.986 - That was a good test, cuz it was a test of 00:05:16.986 --> 00:05:19.424 can Ashly and I just spend a ton of time together 00:05:19.424 --> 00:05:21.490 and not go crazy - [Ashly] Kill each other. 00:05:21.490 --> 00:05:22.453 - [Zach] wanting to kill each other? 00:05:22.453 --> 00:05:23.082 And we succeeded. 00:05:25.849 --> 00:05:28.078 We both said, as soon as we got home, 00:05:28.078 --> 00:05:29.111 "I had a fun day. 00:05:29.111 --> 00:05:31.051 "I don't wanna be with you any more." 00:05:31.051 --> 00:05:32.838 So we're just gonna sit next to each other 00:05:32.838 --> 00:05:37.199 and try and be alone in the same room. 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:41.274 ("Senorita" by Justin Timberlake) 00:05:41.274 --> 00:05:42.758 - Final night of marriage. 00:05:42.758 --> 00:05:44.571 - Last night of marriage, we're going to my 00:05:44.571 --> 00:05:46.276 favorite pho place. 00:05:46.276 --> 00:05:47.031 - Fo? 00:05:47.031 --> 00:05:48.018 - Pho. 00:05:48.018 --> 00:05:50.618 - [Zach] Monday was our final day. 00:05:50.618 --> 00:05:51.791 It was kinda bittersweet. 00:05:51.791 --> 00:05:54.147 - And the weird thing was, last night it felt so normal. 00:05:54.147 --> 00:05:56.794 I forgot for a second that I wasn't actually married. 00:05:56.794 --> 00:05:58.235 - I got mostly fruit, so it's healthy. 00:05:58.235 --> 00:05:59.731 - You didn't get even a little bit of fruit. 00:05:59.731 --> 00:06:00.975 It's nice to have someone who's always 00:06:00.975 --> 00:06:01.867 on your team. 00:06:01.867 --> 00:06:03.771 And marriage really is teamwork. 00:06:03.771 --> 00:06:04.411 Wow. 00:06:04.411 --> 00:06:06.394 I think this is all married people do. 00:06:06.394 --> 00:06:08.855 - Just watch TV in bed and drink wine. 00:06:08.855 --> 00:06:10.171 - Watch TV and drink white wine. 00:06:10.171 --> 00:06:12.749 - Now that it's over, I'm like, kinda sad. 00:06:16.009 --> 00:06:16.747 You ready? 00:06:16.747 --> 00:06:17.770 - Divorce on three. 00:06:17.770 --> 00:06:19.556 - [Both] One, two, three, divorce! 00:06:19.556 --> 00:06:20.973 - Oh no. 00:06:20.973 --> 00:06:23.073 Marriage is fuckin' hard, y'all. 00:06:23.073 --> 00:06:25.395 - You really can't put yourself first. 00:06:25.395 --> 00:06:27.369 - And that is like (blows) what? 00:06:27.369 --> 00:06:30.167 It's scary, to open yourself to another human being 00:06:30.167 --> 00:06:32.036 but it can also be really rewarding. 00:06:32.036 --> 00:06:34.149 And I see that now. 00:06:34.149 --> 00:06:35.147 I wanna get married someday. 00:06:35.147 --> 00:06:35.692 Do you? 00:06:35.692 --> 00:06:36.447 - Yeah, totally. 00:06:36.447 --> 00:06:37.434 - But not to each other. 00:06:37.434 --> 00:06:38.049 - No. 00:06:38.049 --> 00:06:39.593 - Definitely not to each other. 00:06:39.593 --> 00:06:41.614 - Maybe a little, but not really. 00:06:41.614 --> 00:06:43.646 - Don't fall in love with me, Ashly. 00:06:43.646 --> 00:06:44.668 - That's my line. 00:06:44.668 --> 00:06:46.351 We called each other Pumpkin throughout the week. 00:06:46.351 --> 00:06:48.870 - I heard someone else call Ashly Pumpkin, 00:06:48.870 --> 00:06:50.204 and I got furious. 00:06:50.204 --> 00:06:51.945 I was like, "Back the fuck off. 00:06:51.945 --> 00:06:54.372 "That's my Pumpkin." 00:06:54.372 --> 00:06:57.286 - Sexual intimacy is a big part of any relationship. 00:06:57.286 --> 00:06:58.227 - Different video. 00:06:58.227 --> 00:06:58.749 - [Ned] Okay.