WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.074 --> 00:00:02.334 - It's not like it's happening what you're saying 00:00:02.334 --> 00:00:03.153 in the movies, where it's like... 00:00:03.153 --> 00:00:05.498 (woman hums) - Alright. 00:00:05.498 --> 00:00:08.115 - It's just a movement, it's a swift, quick... 00:00:08.115 --> 00:00:11.146 - And that doesn't like... (woman shouts out) 00:00:11.146 --> 00:00:12.659 - She's a fucking child. 00:00:12.949 --> 00:00:14.732 - For some people, there's nothing better than 00:00:14.732 --> 00:00:16.814 putting on your finest, cosiest sleepwear 00:00:16.814 --> 00:00:18.950 before you head off to dreamland. 00:00:18.950 --> 00:00:21.946 But there's other people... they just let it all hang out. 00:00:21.946 --> 00:00:24.802 Butts, boobs, balls... 00:00:24.802 --> 00:00:26.543 Sleeping naked. It's debatable. 00:00:26.543 --> 00:00:31.215 (dramatic music) 00:00:32.185 --> 00:00:34.210 - I'm Keith, and I think you should sleep 00:00:34.210 --> 00:00:35.297 with some clothes on. 00:00:35.297 --> 00:00:37.889 - I'm Colin and I'm not a goddamn puritan. 00:00:37.889 --> 00:00:38.956 - Team naked. 00:00:38.956 --> 00:00:39.977 - Team clothes. 00:00:39.977 --> 00:00:41.162 - You should not sleep naked. 00:00:41.162 --> 00:00:42.400 - Let's get naked. 00:00:42.400 --> 00:00:44.000 (dramatic music) 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:45.318 - The case for clothes. 00:00:45.318 --> 00:00:47.988 Well, in my mind, the case has already been closed. 00:00:47.988 --> 00:00:49.381 - Let's say you have a roommate. 00:00:49.381 --> 00:00:51.564 Let's say you live with other people and you wake up 00:00:51.564 --> 00:00:53.814 in the middle of the night and you need water. 00:00:53.814 --> 00:00:55.447 Are you going to be just naked there? 00:00:55.447 --> 00:00:57.374 - The thing is, your body is always churning out, 00:00:57.374 --> 00:00:59.649 it's always working, so of course you're going to fart. 00:00:59.649 --> 00:01:01.380 You know, toot toot toot. You know, (puffs). 00:01:01.380 --> 00:01:03.276 - Two easy solutions for that. 00:01:03.276 --> 00:01:06.248 Do your fucking laundry, wipe your fucking ass. 00:01:06.248 --> 00:01:08.036 - Even just a little boxer brief 00:01:08.036 --> 00:01:09.707 is going to catch some of them poo particles. 00:01:09.707 --> 00:01:11.936 Keep them out of that bed, you know what I'm saying? 00:01:11.936 --> 00:01:15.170 It's going to help. Yes, it's going to help. Don't say no. 00:01:15.170 --> 00:01:16.561 - I would argue that it's actually more comfortable 00:01:16.561 --> 00:01:17.931 to wear clothes while you sleep. 00:01:17.931 --> 00:01:19.696 - The more layers you have while you're sleeping, 00:01:19.696 --> 00:01:22.226 the more control you have over your temperature. 00:01:22.226 --> 00:01:25.431 - It's easier to take off clothes than to put them back on. 00:01:25.431 --> 00:01:26.836 - If you're a pajama pal... 00:01:26.836 --> 00:01:28.985 You know, you pick out some nice, silky pajamas. 00:01:28.985 --> 00:01:30.269 You soak your way through them. 00:01:30.269 --> 00:01:32.298 Maybe you've got lots of silky pajamas 00:01:32.298 --> 00:01:33.915 you can put on; that's nice. 00:01:33.915 --> 00:01:36.864 - I want to create the optimal sleeping experience, 00:01:36.864 --> 00:01:38.466 and with that comes control, and the control 00:01:38.466 --> 00:01:40.091 of having articles of clothing. 00:01:40.091 --> 00:01:41.456 - I feel like all of your problems 00:01:41.456 --> 00:01:43.726 would be solved with just another blanket. 00:01:43.726 --> 00:01:46.448 - That's a blanket answer to a specific problem. 00:01:46.448 --> 00:01:48.528 - Yeah, you can stack on more and more blankets, 00:01:48.528 --> 00:01:50.657 but it would... oh, boohoo, Colin, 00:01:50.657 --> 00:01:52.077 you're going to boohoo me, you're going 00:01:52.077 --> 00:01:54.384 to boohoo me right here, right here on camera? 00:01:54.384 --> 00:01:55.665 - God forbid there was a fire. 00:01:55.665 --> 00:01:57.072 - If my apartment was on fire, 00:01:57.072 --> 00:02:00.160 I would not give a flying fuck if I was naked. 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:01.716 I would probably die. 00:02:01.716 --> 00:02:03.411 - Because you're looking for something to put on 00:02:03.411 --> 00:02:04.386 before you leave the house. 00:02:04.386 --> 00:02:06.326 - No, I'm looking for my cats. - [Garrett] Yes. 00:02:06.326 --> 00:02:07.531 I don't know how to argue with her. 00:02:07.531 --> 00:02:09.942 She just takes the children's way out of every argument. 00:02:09.942 --> 00:02:12.148 - (laughs) I drive a car. I'm an adult. 00:02:12.148 --> 00:02:14.214 - Also, if you sleep with another person, 00:02:14.214 --> 00:02:16.531 especially if you're sleeping, like, with your brother 00:02:16.531 --> 00:02:19.178 over Christmas holiday, you should not be sleeping naked. 00:02:19.178 --> 00:02:21.500 - OK, OK, you're not going to sleep 00:02:21.500 --> 00:02:23.915 naked with your buddies or your family. 00:02:23.915 --> 00:02:27.009 Obviously, you make some concessions, alright. 00:02:27.009 --> 00:02:28.247 I'm not an animal. 00:02:28.247 --> 00:02:30.912 (dramatic music) 00:02:30.912 --> 00:02:33.091 Is there anything on this planet 00:02:33.091 --> 00:02:36.689 more comfortable than nothing? 00:02:36.689 --> 00:02:37.706 - Silk. 00:02:37.706 --> 00:02:39.239 - The sensation of being naked, 00:02:39.239 --> 00:02:40.996 just swimming in your sheets, is one of 00:02:40.996 --> 00:02:42.365 the greatest pleasures on Earth. 00:02:42.365 --> 00:02:43.851 - Have you seen Eastern Promises? 00:02:43.851 --> 00:02:46.730 The naked fights? They're the best! 00:02:46.730 --> 00:02:49.516 - When else do your bits and pits ever see the light of day, 00:02:49.516 --> 00:02:52.442 and have a chance to just see the elements. 00:02:52.442 --> 00:02:54.369 - That is a cartoonish argument and you know it. 00:02:54.369 --> 00:02:56.923 - You sleep in a crisp cold, you wake up refreshed. 00:02:56.923 --> 00:02:58.757 You sleep in too much heat, you wake up feeling 00:02:58.757 --> 00:03:00.940 like you've been in the goddamn laundry machine. 00:03:00.940 --> 00:03:02.565 - Mm mm, you sleep in the crisp cold, you wake up 00:03:02.565 --> 00:03:04.701 with a sinus infection, and that's the truth. 00:03:04.701 --> 00:03:06.698 - What most often happens when I start the night 00:03:06.698 --> 00:03:08.504 wearing clothes is I overheat, and then, 00:03:08.504 --> 00:03:10.083 in the middle of the night, I rage-quit, 00:03:10.083 --> 00:03:11.894 and I shed the layers, and I'm like, 00:03:11.894 --> 00:03:14.123 "Oh, I wish I'd started the night like this. 00:03:14.123 --> 00:03:15.609 "Because then I wouldn't be drowning 00:03:15.609 --> 00:03:17.328 "in a pool of my own sweat right now." 00:03:17.328 --> 00:03:18.396 - That helps you get confident 00:03:18.396 --> 00:03:19.905 with your body, walking around naked. 00:03:19.905 --> 00:03:22.320 It feels good, just feels good to be naked. 00:03:22.320 --> 00:03:25.836 - I'd get naked right now if it wasn't an HR violation. 00:03:26.236 --> 00:03:27.406 - OK. 00:03:27.406 --> 00:03:30.563 - Sex is easier this way. When you're already naked. 00:03:30.563 --> 00:03:33.697 - That's true, but you miss a very fun part of foreplay, 00:03:33.697 --> 00:03:34.997 which is disrobing the partner. 00:03:34.997 --> 00:03:36.344 - One last barrier. 00:03:36.344 --> 00:03:39.363 - Clothes are not the most tricky thing to get past. 00:03:39.363 --> 00:03:42.056 Like right now, I can get to my stomach in a heartbeat. 00:03:42.056 --> 00:03:43.821 - Overheating leads to restlessness. 00:03:43.821 --> 00:03:45.864 Restlessness leads to insomnia. 00:03:45.864 --> 00:03:47.280 I would be getting so much worse sleep 00:03:47.280 --> 00:03:50.810 if I was wearing clothes, but I'm deciding to 00:03:50.810 --> 00:03:54.357 put my health first, and my best interests first, 00:03:54.357 --> 00:03:56.624 and do what's best for my circadian rhythms. 00:03:56.624 --> 00:03:59.529 (dramatic music) 00:03:59.529 --> 00:04:01.262 - We've had a productive debate today. 00:04:01.262 --> 00:04:02.679 I've learnt a lot about Steven. 00:04:02.679 --> 00:04:04.583 I think he's learnt a little too much about me. 00:04:04.583 --> 00:04:07.578 - I think the argument is I'm for an extra barrier. 00:04:07.578 --> 00:04:09.315 - You should feel free to sleep naked. 00:04:09.315 --> 00:04:12.723 Like, me sleeping clothed does not impact you at all, 00:04:12.723 --> 00:04:15.904 and you sleeping naked would not impact me at all, either. 00:04:15.904 --> 00:04:17.837 - Unless we slept together. 00:04:17.837 --> 00:04:19.730 - Keep it smooth, no bunchin'. 00:04:19.730 --> 00:04:23.240 - Safety, comfort, and, 00:04:23.240 --> 00:04:26.101 at the end of the day, relaxation. 00:04:26.101 --> 00:04:27.941 (dramatic music) 00:04:27.941 --> 00:04:30.318 - You think that a fart is the same 00:04:30.318 --> 00:04:33.452 as a poop poop. Colin, please. 00:04:33.452 --> 00:04:34.864 - Did you just do a Cosby? 00:04:34.864 --> 00:04:37.348 - I try. (laughs) It's a habit I got. 00:04:37.348 --> 00:04:40.352 I got upset and I just pulled a Cosby. 00:04:40.352 --> 00:04:42.935 In the old meaning of the word.