WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.669 --> 00:00:05.014 (light bouncy electronic music) 00:00:16.969 --> 00:00:18.221 - That's cute. 00:00:18.221 --> 00:00:19.329 (doorbell rings) 00:00:20.384 --> 00:00:22.492 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 00:00:22.492 --> 00:00:23.421 Hi! 00:00:23.421 --> 00:00:25.000 - Hi, package for Mila? 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:26.509 - [Milo] It's Milo, but yes. 00:00:26.509 --> 00:00:27.855 Alright, not that hard a name. 00:00:27.855 --> 00:00:28.947 - Have a nice day. 00:00:28.947 --> 00:00:30.293 - Where's that guy from? 00:00:30.293 --> 00:00:31.277 - Did your mom send cookies? 00:00:31.277 --> 00:00:32.755 - Yeah, amongst some other things. 00:00:32.755 --> 00:00:33.660 - Yay. 00:00:33.660 --> 00:00:34.751 - She's supposed to be giving me a necklace that 00:00:34.751 --> 00:00:36.292 I've had my eye on for Kwanzaa. 00:00:36.292 --> 00:00:37.940 - [Man] You guys give gifts for Kwanzaa? 00:00:37.940 --> 00:00:41.391 - We try to find ways to fight the system whenever we can. 00:00:41.391 --> 00:00:43.385 - Wait, hold on. 00:00:43.385 --> 00:00:44.256 - Here. 00:00:49.450 --> 00:00:50.914 What the? 00:00:50.914 --> 00:00:52.493 Hello? Mom. 00:00:52.493 --> 00:00:53.398 - [Voiceover] Can you hear me? 00:00:53.398 --> 00:00:55.267 - Yes, could you flip the phone around? 00:00:55.267 --> 00:00:56.267 I can't hear you. 00:00:56.267 --> 00:00:57.295 - [Voiceover] Hello? Milo? 00:00:57.295 --> 00:00:58.379 - You're speaking into the earpiece. 00:00:58.379 --> 00:00:59.621 You need to be speaking into the mouthpiece 00:00:59.621 --> 00:01:01.009 so flip the phone. 00:01:01.009 --> 00:01:02.655 - I didn't know she uses walnut? 00:01:02.655 --> 00:01:04.920 Milo, could you ask your mom about the cookie recipe? 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:06.378 - Shut up. Yes I will. 00:01:06.378 --> 00:01:09.582 Mom, question, this necklace thing. 00:01:09.582 --> 00:01:11.857 I really like the one you sent but it's just not the 00:01:11.857 --> 00:01:13.692 one I actually wanted to wear. 00:01:13.692 --> 00:01:15.062 - [Voiceover] I know it's not the one you wanted 00:01:15.062 --> 00:01:16.836 but this one is from your great grandmother 00:01:16.836 --> 00:01:18.359 and she'd be happy to see you wear it. 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:19.245 It's nice. 00:01:19.245 --> 00:01:20.797 - Yeah I know, it's very nice. 00:01:20.797 --> 00:01:22.027 I'm not saying it's not nice. 00:01:22.027 --> 00:01:23.862 It's just that I was going for a certain look. 00:01:23.862 --> 00:01:24.651 - What is this? 00:01:24.651 --> 00:01:26.477 - [Voiceover] A certain look? - Is this cinnamon? 00:01:26.477 --> 00:01:28.087 - [Voiceover] Are you eating? - [Milo] Yes mom, I am eating. 00:01:28.087 --> 00:01:30.022 That is such a weird question. 00:01:30.022 --> 00:01:31.142 Please stop asking that. 00:01:31.142 --> 00:01:33.544 I love you, I'll talk to you later, bye. 00:01:33.544 --> 00:01:35.494 - I wonder if I can replicate this formula? 00:01:35.494 --> 00:01:36.632 Did you hang up? 00:01:36.632 --> 00:01:37.305 - Yes, Paul. 00:01:37.305 --> 00:01:38.652 - Without getting the recipe? 00:01:38.652 --> 00:01:39.395 (Milo groans) 00:01:39.395 --> 00:01:40.951 Now I have to call her back. 00:01:40.951 --> 00:01:41.926 Gimme the phone. 00:01:41.926 --> 00:01:43.575 - [Milo] Will you stop it. 00:01:43.575 --> 00:01:45.386 - Attitude. 00:01:45.386 --> 00:01:47.057 Okay. I need to get my hand on these recipes 00:01:47.057 --> 00:01:48.247 for these cookies. 00:01:48.247 --> 00:01:49.906 Trying to ask you is pointless, 00:01:49.906 --> 00:01:52.166 considering you only know how to make eggs. 00:01:52.166 --> 00:01:54.050 You on that damn Tumblr? 00:01:54.050 --> 00:01:56.127 - Yes, Paul, I'm on Tumblr. 00:01:56.127 --> 00:01:57.497 - Who or what are you looking at? 00:01:57.497 --> 00:02:00.376 - Well, Marvel Fandom, Unwanted Nudity, 00:02:00.376 --> 00:02:02.884 Inspirational Posts, and Lela White. 00:02:02.884 --> 00:02:04.787 - Lela White, Instagram model? 00:02:05.847 --> 00:02:07.711 - Well she's not an Instagram model, she's a real model. 00:02:07.711 --> 00:02:09.594 And she's so cool. 00:02:09.594 --> 00:02:12.032 I don't know, she's so comfortable with herself and really 00:02:12.032 --> 00:02:14.261 chill and really cool with being nude. 00:02:14.261 --> 00:02:15.259 - Yes she is. 00:02:15.259 --> 00:02:16.072 - Stop. 00:02:16.072 --> 00:02:16.838 - [Paul] Okay. 00:02:16.838 --> 00:02:18.788 - She just perfect, and she's super smart. 00:02:18.788 --> 00:02:21.972 She reblogged one of my Bukowski-inspired poems. 00:02:21.972 --> 00:02:24.303 - She wearing a little too much make-up if you ask me. 00:02:24.303 --> 00:02:25.756 - She just wants to be flawless in pictures. 00:02:25.756 --> 00:02:26.871 Nothing wrong with that. 00:02:26.871 --> 00:02:28.508 - You know who has flawless skin? 00:02:28.508 --> 00:02:29.448 - Who? 00:02:29.448 --> 00:02:31.445 - What's the letter after 'T' in the alphabet? 00:02:32.772 --> 00:02:33.860 - 'U'? 00:02:33.860 --> 00:02:34.603 - Me? 00:02:34.603 --> 00:02:35.439 No not me, you. 00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:37.552 You're the letter, the letter 'U', baby. 00:02:37.552 --> 00:02:39.177 - Oh. I see, what you did there. 00:02:39.177 --> 00:02:39.827 - [Paul] Yeah. 00:02:39.827 --> 00:02:42.028 - Okay, no, not your best. 00:02:42.028 --> 00:02:43.088 - I know. 00:02:43.088 --> 00:02:44.811 - Well, I have to get ready. 00:02:44.811 --> 00:02:46.971 I'm going to a party where BW is spinning 00:02:46.971 --> 00:02:48.825 and Lela White will be there. 00:02:48.825 --> 00:02:49.804 So we're gonna meet each other 00:02:49.804 --> 00:02:52.333 and be best friends and travel the world together. 00:02:52.333 --> 00:02:53.310 It'll be great. 00:02:53.310 --> 00:02:55.522 - [Paul] Alright, good luck with that. 00:02:55.522 --> 00:02:57.157 - Where's my phone? 00:02:57.157 --> 00:02:58.349 What are you doing with my phone? 00:02:58.349 --> 00:02:59.221 - Calling your mom. 00:02:59.241 --> 00:03:00.092 - Paul! 00:03:00.092 --> 00:03:01.741 - Hello Mrs. Wright, how you doing? 00:03:01.741 --> 00:03:02.576 - [Voiceover] Who is this? 00:03:02.576 --> 00:03:05.508 - Okay, alright, now about those cookies. 00:03:05.508 --> 00:03:08.084 - [Voiceover] No Paul, I'm not giving you my cookie recipe. 00:03:08.084 --> 00:03:13.038 (electronic club music) 00:03:16.907 --> 00:03:17.534 - Milo! - [Milo] Hey. 00:03:17.534 --> 00:03:19.230 - You made it. - [Milo] Ya. 00:03:19.230 --> 00:03:20.683 - Hi! - [Milo] Hi BW. 00:03:20.683 --> 00:03:22.503 - Thank you so much for coming out and supporting me. 00:03:22.503 --> 00:03:23.664 - [Milo] No problem, I came to see you. 00:03:23.664 --> 00:03:24.918 - Get ready to see some new moves I learned in the 00:03:24.918 --> 00:03:26.032 DJ Academy. 00:03:26.032 --> 00:03:26.782 - Okay. 00:03:28.404 --> 00:03:30.748 Hey BW real quick. - [BW] Yeah? 00:03:30.748 --> 00:03:32.503 - How do I look? 00:03:32.503 --> 00:03:35.382 - Milo, you are but a queen amongst us. 00:03:35.382 --> 00:03:36.845 And I just really think that-- 00:03:36.845 --> 00:03:39.848 - Yo, play 'Shake dat ass', Trick! 00:03:39.848 --> 00:03:41.279 - Duty calls. 00:03:41.279 --> 00:03:42.394 (giggles) 00:03:42.394 --> 00:03:44.577 - Okay well listen, you kill it, have fun. 00:03:44.577 --> 00:03:46.457 I think I see somebody I know, 00:03:46.457 --> 00:03:48.013 so I just wanted to go say 'hi', okay? 00:03:48.013 --> 00:03:48.756 - [BW] Yeah. 00:03:48.756 --> 00:03:49.824 - Alright, bye. Have fun. 00:03:49.824 --> 00:03:50.892 - [BW] Alright, see you later. 00:03:50.892 --> 00:03:51.798 - [Milo] See ya. 00:03:51.798 --> 00:03:53.795 (electronic club music) 00:03:53.795 --> 00:03:55.559 - Hey, Lela? 00:03:55.559 --> 00:03:56.906 - Hi. 00:03:56.906 --> 00:03:58.224 - [Milo] Hi. 00:03:58.224 --> 00:03:59.861 - Do I know you? 00:03:59.861 --> 00:04:03.269 - Yeah, I'm Milo, we follow each other on Tumblr. 00:04:04.337 --> 00:04:06.583 - Oh, yeah, I recognize you. 00:04:06.583 --> 00:04:07.346 - [Milo] Yeah. 00:04:07.346 --> 00:04:09.088 - You're the one that writes all those really weird 00:04:09.088 --> 00:04:10.323 poems about death. 00:04:10.323 --> 00:04:13.063 - Oh, I mean, well, they're not about death per se, 00:04:13.063 --> 00:04:15.478 they're kind of subjective, they could be about life. 00:04:17.010 --> 00:04:19.279 Yeah, but they're all Charles Bukowski themed. 00:04:20.237 --> 00:04:22.505 - Who, Bu-what-ee, wait. 00:04:22.505 --> 00:04:24.158 (giggles) 00:04:25.538 --> 00:04:26.709 - Charles Bukowski? 00:04:26.709 --> 00:04:28.514 I thought you knew him, since you've reblogged 00:04:28.514 --> 00:04:30.007 a couple of his poems. 00:04:30.012 --> 00:04:31.336 - No, I don't know him. 00:04:31.336 --> 00:04:34.500 I literally just reblog whatever looks good on the page. 00:04:34.500 --> 00:04:36.798 Like, I don't even know where half that stuff comes from. 00:04:36.798 --> 00:04:37.760 - Oh. 00:04:37.760 --> 00:04:38.558 - [Lela] Yeah. 00:04:38.558 --> 00:04:39.798 - Okay. - [Lela] Yeah. 00:04:39.808 --> 00:04:43.769 (slow easy music) 00:04:56.950 --> 00:04:58.363 - What is that? 00:04:58.363 --> 00:05:00.117 What are you? 00:05:00.117 --> 00:05:01.487 Come on! 00:05:01.487 --> 00:05:03.262 - Quick question. 00:05:03.262 --> 00:05:04.075 - [Milo] Yeah. 00:05:04.075 --> 00:05:05.760 - Do you have any Coke? 00:05:06.820 --> 00:05:08.505 - Like Coca Cola? 00:05:08.505 --> 00:05:11.166 - No, like blow, like cocaine, like 00:05:11.166 --> 00:05:13.068 (sniffs) 00:05:13.068 --> 00:05:15.262 - No no no, I don't do cocaine. 00:05:16.291 --> 00:05:18.271 - No worries, it's cool. 00:05:18.271 --> 00:05:22.549 Maria, honey, can you please 00:05:22.549 --> 00:05:24.438 go and find me some Coke? 00:05:24.438 --> 00:05:25.631 - [Maria] Yes I gotcha on that. 00:05:25.631 --> 00:05:27.164 - Thank you so much, I love you. 00:05:27.164 --> 00:05:29.556 Thank you thank you thank you. 00:05:29.556 --> 00:05:33.539 (hip hop music) 00:05:40.375 --> 00:05:42.599 - What? 00:05:47.781 --> 00:05:48.851 Mint. 00:05:50.431 --> 00:05:53.138 - Yes, so, can I do anything for you? 00:05:53.138 --> 00:05:54.316 You wanna take a selfie? 00:05:54.316 --> 00:05:56.176 You wanna like, chill? 00:05:56.176 --> 00:05:58.297 - Yeah, I'll take a selfie, let's take a selfie. 00:05:58.297 --> 00:05:59.669 - [Lela] Okay sounds good. 00:05:59.669 --> 00:06:00.773 - Yeah. 00:06:00.773 --> 00:06:02.982 Wait, sorry, phone's a little broke. 00:06:02.982 --> 00:06:04.266 Really nice necklace by the way. 00:06:04.266 --> 00:06:05.383 - Aw thank you. 00:06:05.383 --> 00:06:07.200 The company is paying me to wear it. 00:06:07.200 --> 00:06:08.204 - [Milo] Okay. 00:06:08.204 --> 00:06:09.127 (camera clicks) 00:06:10.037 --> 00:06:11.128 Nice to meet you. 00:06:11.128 --> 00:06:12.707 - It was nice to meet you too. 00:06:12.707 --> 00:06:13.822 Bye Mee-low. 00:06:13.822 --> 00:06:15.308 - It's Milo. 00:06:15.308 --> 00:06:17.601 - Okay, Mee-low, great. 00:06:17.613 --> 00:06:20.680 So do you know who Charles Bukowski is? 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:22.878 He sounds super hot. 00:06:22.878 --> 00:06:26.832 (slow bluesy guitar) 00:06:26.832 --> 00:06:27.846 - Hey. 00:06:27.846 --> 00:06:29.081 - [Paul] Hey! 00:06:29.081 --> 00:06:30.611 - What's up? 00:06:30.611 --> 00:06:32.364 - I found out what was in these cookies. 00:06:32.364 --> 00:06:33.896 - Oh yeah, what? 00:06:33.896 --> 00:06:35.015 - It's mint. 00:06:35.015 --> 00:06:36.501 A hint of mint. 00:06:36.501 --> 00:06:38.029 - Yeah I could have told you that. 00:06:38.029 --> 00:06:39.329 Forgot she had a garden. 00:06:39.329 --> 00:06:42.139 - What a gem, now I can make these all the time. 00:06:42.139 --> 00:06:43.913 - Yeah, yeah, for sure. 00:06:43.916 --> 00:06:45.616 - How was meeting Lela? 00:06:47.311 --> 00:06:49.316 - Honestly she was awful. 00:06:49.316 --> 00:06:51.984 Yeah, she was kinda mean. 00:06:51.984 --> 00:06:54.583 And not that smart. 00:06:54.583 --> 00:06:55.618 - Awe. 00:06:55.618 --> 00:06:56.478 - Yeah. 00:06:56.478 --> 00:06:57.498 - I'm sorry puddin'. 00:06:57.498 --> 00:06:58.329 - It's okay. 00:06:58.329 --> 00:07:00.707 - I know what it's like to find out your hero's a dud. 00:07:00.707 --> 00:07:01.473 - Yeah? 00:07:01.473 --> 00:07:02.309 - Yeah. 00:07:02.309 --> 00:07:04.640 It's like at my fourth birthday party when I took off 00:07:04.640 --> 00:07:06.920 Spiderman's mask and it was really just my Aunt Lisa 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:08.265 in a bald cap. 00:07:09.253 --> 00:07:12.353 Those situations can be disappointing and very confusing. 00:07:13.373 --> 00:07:15.188 - Yeah, I guess. 00:07:15.188 --> 00:07:16.295 But you know what? 00:07:16.295 --> 00:07:18.223 She wasn't even a hero to me. 00:07:18.223 --> 00:07:21.241 She wasn't like Condelezza Rice or Will Smith. 00:07:22.820 --> 00:07:24.724 I just thought she'd be a nice friend. 00:07:24.724 --> 00:07:27.273 Somebody I could kick it with, for once. 00:07:28.601 --> 00:07:30.105 Besides you guys of course. 00:07:31.643 --> 00:07:33.083 Wanna see a selfie? 00:07:33.083 --> 00:07:33.960 - [Paul] Yeah. 00:07:33.960 --> 00:07:36.023 - Alright, you're going to barf. 00:07:39.631 --> 00:07:41.813 - You know if someone asked me who'd I wanna hang out with 00:07:41.813 --> 00:07:45.420 based on this very real, unplanned, 00:07:45.420 --> 00:07:48.624 un-Photoshopped picture, it would definitely be you. 00:07:48.624 --> 00:07:50.009 - Awww. 00:07:50.009 --> 00:07:51.821 - You're the cool one. 00:07:51.821 --> 00:07:53.748 You're the real one. 00:07:53.748 --> 00:07:56.325 Home grown in Philly with just a little dash of something 00:07:56.325 --> 00:07:58.438 special that's hard to figure out. 00:07:58.438 --> 00:08:00.309 You are your mom's cookies. 00:08:01.410 --> 00:08:02.710 - Thank you. 00:08:02.710 --> 00:08:04.385 - And they are so tasty. 00:08:04.385 --> 00:08:05.509 You want some girl? 00:08:05.509 --> 00:08:06.577 - No thank you. 00:08:06.577 --> 00:08:07.436 - They're delicious. 00:08:07.436 --> 00:08:08.365 - No, I'm good. 00:08:08.365 --> 00:08:10.594 ♫ Tasty Mama's cookies 00:08:10.594 --> 00:08:12.962 ♫ Put 'em in a box, hey 00:08:12.962 --> 00:08:14.804 ♫ Tasty Mama's cookies ♫ 00:08:14.804 --> 00:08:15.726 - [Milo] Can you stop singing? 00:08:15.726 --> 00:08:17.394 ♫ Get 'em while they're hot ♫ 00:08:17.394 --> 00:08:18.522 - [ Milo] That sounds really inappropriate. 00:08:18.522 --> 00:08:20.203 ♫ Taste your mama's cookies 00:08:20.203 --> 00:08:22.639 ♫ Your mom's cookies taste really good ♫ 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:24.187 - Stop. 00:08:24.187 --> 00:08:25.520 That's a really inappropriate song. 00:08:26.496 --> 00:08:27.494 - What show is this? 00:08:27.494 --> 00:08:28.678 - [Voiceover] Don't crap on my front porch 00:08:28.678 --> 00:08:29.677 and tell me it's a mud pie. 00:08:29.677 --> 00:08:31.792 - Okay, I'm in. 00:08:32.792 --> 00:08:34.417 ♫ Taste your mama's cookies 00:08:34.417 --> 00:08:36.761 ♫ Put 'em in a box 00:08:36.761 --> 00:08:39.502 ♫ Taste your mama's cookies 00:08:39.502 --> 00:08:41.707 ♫ Get 'em while they're hot 00:08:41.707 --> 00:08:44.044 ♫ Tasty's mama's cookies 00:08:44.044 --> 00:08:46.351 ♫ They came with a note 00:08:46.351 --> 00:08:48.881 ♫ Tasty's mama's cookies 00:08:48.881 --> 00:08:50.583 ♫ Eat 'em in a boat ♫