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- Oh!

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Nooooo.

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No one's gonna notice.

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No one's gonna notice.

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I'm fine, I'm fine.

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(sighs)

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(squeaking)

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(pop)

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- Oh my god, did you just pee your pants?

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(ominous electronic music)

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- Oh gosh,

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Uh, no (laughs nervously) I was--

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(laughs)

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I was washing my hands.

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(laughter)

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- Boy, you need a diaper.

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(laughter)

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- I used to think you were
cute, but now you just

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peed your pants and I think
you're like a two out of 10?

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Maybe.

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Boy, bye.

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(laughter)

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- No.

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- Evans peed his pants.

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I'm the coolest Zack in the office now.

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- Mr. President--

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- [Voiceover] I'm sorry son, but today,

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you really let your country down.

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(barking)

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- Has anybody heard
Jay Z's new diss track?

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Hova's back in the building, oh my god.

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- Not Hova.

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♫ Yo yo you crazy

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♫ Hell yeah my man Zack
Evans has piss in his pants

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♫ Brooklyn stand up

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♫ Mr. Pee Pee Pants out here

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♫ Pissin' his pants

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♫ Can't control, got no bladder control

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♫ Ha!

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♫ Don't let that chump
Zack Evans ever come

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♫ Into the Brooklyn streets

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♫ Might just piss his pants ♫

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(laughs)

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♫ Hova!

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♫ What! ♫

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(laughs)

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(gasps)

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(sighs)

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- Oh, it was just a dream.

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It was just a dream.

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(gasps)

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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No!

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(gasps)

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I actually just wet myself.

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(upbeat electronic music)

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(squeaking)