WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.114 --> 00:00:02.966 (dramatic sounds) 00:00:05.233 --> 00:00:06.849 - I love me some cheese. 00:00:06.849 --> 00:00:08.243 - I love cheese more than I love some people. 00:00:08.243 --> 00:00:09.782 - The stinkier, the better. 00:00:09.782 --> 00:00:11.749 - I like cheese, yeah, but I don't ususally 00:00:11.749 --> 00:00:13.029 get that adventurous with it. 00:00:13.029 --> 00:00:15.324 - The stinkiest cheese I've eaten is brie 00:00:15.324 --> 00:00:16.903 and that's not even really that stinky. 00:00:16.903 --> 00:00:18.320 - You know some people have wine cellars, 00:00:18.320 --> 00:00:21.322 I just want a cellar full of different types of cheeses. 00:00:21.322 --> 00:00:22.729 (string instruments) 00:00:26.722 --> 00:00:27.392 - Can you smell it? 00:00:27.392 --> 00:00:29.697 - I just got a huge whiff of that. 00:00:29.697 --> 00:00:30.974 - So we're supposed to eat the mold? 00:00:30.974 --> 00:00:32.878 - If I went on a first date and someone's breath 00:00:32.878 --> 00:00:34.921 smelled like this I would immediately run away 00:00:34.921 --> 00:00:36.872 but really maybe he's just really refined. 00:00:36.872 --> 00:00:38.311 - It's got a nice gooey texture. 00:00:38.311 --> 00:00:39.449 - Wow that's really good. 00:00:39.449 --> 00:00:41.283 - It smells like a foot fungus. 00:00:41.283 --> 00:00:43.001 - Is it weird that I like the taste of it? 00:00:43.001 --> 00:00:45.202 - I would put this into my cheese cellar. 00:00:49.781 --> 00:00:52.823 - Slosh? Schloss? Schloss. 00:00:52.823 --> 00:00:55.470 - It's got the mold hairs which is disgusting. 00:00:55.470 --> 00:00:57.211 - Aw, come on man! 00:00:57.211 --> 00:00:58.581 - This one's gonna be good just based on 00:00:58.581 --> 00:00:59.696 how much it smells. 00:00:59.696 --> 00:01:00.903 - It's like gym socks that you've kept 00:01:00.903 --> 00:01:02.459 in the same bag for three weeks. 00:01:02.459 --> 00:01:03.335 - It smells like a crotch. 00:01:03.335 --> 00:01:05.524 - It's like you know one of those silent farts 00:01:05.524 --> 00:01:06.453 that you like don't hear 00:01:06.453 --> 00:01:07.381 and then all of a sudden you're just like 00:01:07.381 --> 00:01:08.519 'oh shit who did that?!' 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:10.810 - I do not like that at all. 00:01:12.730 --> 00:01:13.465 - I'm sorry. 00:01:13.465 --> 00:01:15.671 - It's not as bad as it smells. 00:01:15.671 --> 00:01:17.453 - Yeah it's not as bad as it smells. 00:01:18.527 --> 00:01:20.872 - Like look I'm still gonna eat it because it's cheese 00:01:20.872 --> 00:01:22.961 but it's probably my least favorite so far. 00:01:22.961 --> 00:01:24.494 - You will literally put anything in your mouth. 00:01:24.494 --> 00:01:25.353 - I'm gonna keep goin. 00:01:25.353 --> 00:01:27.210 - I would also put this into my cheese cellar. 00:01:27.210 --> 00:01:29.132 - I am not going in that cellar. 00:01:36.823 --> 00:01:39.215 - Ugh, another cheese. I was so excited 00:01:39.215 --> 00:01:40.747 at the beginning of this. 00:01:40.747 --> 00:01:41.653 - Me too. 00:01:41.653 --> 00:01:43.139 - This one really sweats. 00:01:43.139 --> 00:01:45.437 - It smells like canned sardines. 00:01:45.437 --> 00:01:46.738 - Oh Jesus Christ. 00:01:46.738 --> 00:01:48.827 - That one tastes a lot stronger than it smells. 00:01:48.827 --> 00:01:50.081 - But in a good way. 00:01:50.081 --> 00:01:51.474 - Tastes like spoiled swiss. 00:01:51.474 --> 00:01:53.100 - When I first put this in my mouth, 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:54.725 I thought I was gonna straight throw up. 00:01:54.725 --> 00:01:55.398 - Me too. 00:01:55.398 --> 00:01:57.952 - And then the after taste I was like 'mm.' 00:01:57.952 --> 00:01:59.206 - It's just all cheese is good cheese. 00:01:59.206 --> 00:02:01.133 (laughter) 00:02:01.133 --> 00:02:02.178 - As you die. 00:02:02.178 --> 00:02:03.200 - Ugh. 00:02:07.460 --> 00:02:09.283 - I'm gonna actually flip flop on this 00:02:09.283 --> 00:02:12.882 and say the less stinky the cheese, the better it is. 00:02:12.882 --> 00:02:14.879 - Who woulda known I like stinky cheese? 00:02:14.879 --> 00:02:17.549 - I appreciate it but I don't want it inside me. 00:02:17.549 --> 00:02:19.546 - Just try it and see if you like it. 00:02:19.546 --> 00:02:22.263 - I might be a little more adventurous with cheese now. 00:02:22.263 --> 00:02:24.259 - Don't judge a cheese by its smell. 00:02:24.259 --> 00:02:25.954 - I probably wouldn't eat this on a date. 00:02:25.954 --> 00:02:27.696 - I think if you have this on the date 00:02:27.696 --> 00:02:29.507 and your partner's into it, 00:02:29.507 --> 00:02:32.474 you guys are gonna have really great, nasty sex. 00:02:33.906 --> 00:02:35.642 - Oh yes!