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- Oh, my God, we figured it out.

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- [Man] Oh.
- They're meant to be.

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- [Man] We figured you
out, Australian snacks.

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(rock music)

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- On a level one to 10, I'd say

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I'm probably like an eight.

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- Yeah, I was gonna say like a six, seven.

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- I'm like a nine, maybe.

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- Maybe I'm a nine, also.

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- What, what's the question?

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- [Man In Hat] Think I know what this is.

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- I thought it was Nutella,
but now I know that--

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- This is Vegemite.

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- I've never heard anyone speak
positively about this food.

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- I can't.

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- Oh my God, what is it?
- [Man] I won't.

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- There's a lot happening.

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- Oh, wow.

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- It's really salty, which I love.

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- I imagine that eventually
you stop making this

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facial expression while eating it.

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- [Red Haired Man] So, is
this for when you're sick?

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Or is this just like a normal candy.

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- It's like a spa for your mouth.

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- This is the best thing
I've ever put in my mouth.

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- What am I tasting?

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- This is relaxing.

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- It's like a palette cleanser.

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- This is not a stoner food--

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- Yeah.
- [Woman] for me.

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- Tim Tams!

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These are all so great.

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- A brand new culinary experience for me.

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- Ah, so like they melt in your hand.

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- Can I have another one?

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- Yeah, it's good.

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- These are like the Girl
Scout cookies of Australia.

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- I'm super into these.

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Whatever hype that you have heard,

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I'm sure this is living up to that.

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- It lives up to it.
- [Man In Hat] Cause-

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- I see myself sitting down and like,

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I'm gonna have one--

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- Yeah.
- [Man] And then--

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- [Woman] And then you have the whole box.

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- Fucking monster.

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- [Woman In Striped Shirt] Ooo, Cheezels.

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- [Man In Pink Shirt] Cheezels?

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- Fingerlicious fun.

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- [Man] Okay.
- I am pro-Cheezels.

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- [Man] Okay, Cheezels.

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- They're meant to go on your

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finger like that, look at that.

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- Are they?

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- I think I'm in love with Cheezels.

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- I'd move in with Cheezels.

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- I can see myself taking
Cheezels home to meet my parents.

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- This is a good stoner food.

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- You know what I wanna say to Cheezels?

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- No.

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Oh, my God!
- [Man] I do.

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- [Man] I do, Cheezels.

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- All right, Milo, let's give it a try.

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And, hopefully, we'll be running

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like this girl playing soccer.

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- And, it's like Nesquik, kind of.

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- Some people eat it dry.

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- I feel like I'll forget how to swallow.

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- We have this right here, so you forget.

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- Doesn't taste as bad as it smells.

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- Oh, that is nice.

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- Yeah right.

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I think it's tricking me
that it's good for me.

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- My kid would look at this and cry.

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- Caramello Koala.

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Koalas are a big deal, huh?

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They're vicious, I hear.

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- Look at this guy.

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- Stop.

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- I'm sad that it's so cute, cause, like,

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there is a little bit of me that

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is not enjoying biting
the heads off of things.

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- Okay.

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- This is an Easter candy.

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- It's like a Hersey's chocolate bar.

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The caramel from like Twix.

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- These are really sweet.

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- 10 out of 10 would
munch on Koalas again.

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- [Man In Glasses] Twisties,
that's a cute name.

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- All this shit tastes way more natural

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than the food that we eat,
though, I will say that.

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- Yeah, absolutely.

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- I mean, they're really good, but . ..

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- Like a Bugle if anybody's ever had--

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- Ooo, it does taste like a Bugle.

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- I see myself eating these,
like, in my parents' basement.

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- I get you, Twisties,
I'm on board with Twisties.

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- Australians can't get stoned?

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- It's illegal?

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You guys are a country that
started from criminals.

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- I liked, probably 75%, 65% of them.

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- I think this is great stoner food

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- Tim Tams!

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(laughing)

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Boing.

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This is data for a file picture.

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And here's what he looks like

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when you meet him in real life.

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Ah, oh.

