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- [Voiceover] Oh no, there's the new guy.

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Okay, okay, what was his
name? What was his name?

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He told me when we met.
What was it? Think!

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- Hey, I'm Darius. Paul. Logan.

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Ben. Darren. Darren. Darren.

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- [Voiceover] Darren? Yeah, yeah,

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I think his name was
Darren. Go with Darren.

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Oh no, no no no no no no no!
He's gonna go shake my hand.

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Darren is so cool, Zack.
You cannot mess this up.

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But there's so many possible handshakes!

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Like the traditional shake. The hand hug.

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The code of honor. The slap 'n' grip.

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The hug 'n' grip. The slide 'n' pound.

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The dog pound. The pound to
explosion. And the high five.

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But if I remember correctly,
he said he was from the

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- East Coast.

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- [Voiceover] Which means
there's a 79% chance

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his preference of shake
is the slap 'n' grip.

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So don't mess this up, Zack.
Oh wait! Oh no no no no no!

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- You got a weak handshake, bro.

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- It's not what it looks like, Darren.

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- My name's Ben.

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- Ben. Right, okay.

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Have a good one, Ben! Next time, man!

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You're from the East Coast, right?

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