WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.116 --> 00:00:03.495 - [Girl] You gotta be quicker than that. 00:00:03.495 --> 00:00:06.446 - Ah (bleep)! (laughs) 00:00:06.446 --> 00:00:08.016 Ok, I'm done! 00:00:08.016 --> 00:00:10.096 I can't. I'm wounded. 00:00:10.096 --> 00:00:12.239 That's definitely not safe for children. 00:00:16.456 --> 00:00:18.196 - I think I had some, like, workout Barbies, 00:00:18.196 --> 00:00:19.196 but I don't really know if those 00:00:19.196 --> 00:00:20.436 were 90's or not. 00:00:20.436 --> 00:00:21.176 - Tetris? 00:00:21.176 --> 00:00:23.152 Is that 90's? 00:00:25.856 --> 00:00:26.856 - It was jingle with it, 00:00:26.856 --> 00:00:27.637 that was like 00:00:27.637 --> 00:00:28.937 (humming) 00:00:28.937 --> 00:00:30.048 - Socker Boppers! 00:00:30.048 --> 00:00:32.388 - It's more fun than a pillow fight! 00:00:32.388 --> 00:00:33.128 You know? 00:00:33.128 --> 00:00:34.188 - I have no idea! 00:00:34.188 --> 00:00:35.028 - Nothing's better than 00:00:35.028 --> 00:00:37.008 encouraging kids to be violent. 00:00:37.008 --> 00:00:38.408 What could possibly go wrong? 00:00:38.408 --> 00:00:40.578 - Suit up! 00:00:40.578 --> 00:00:42.448 - Whoa! 00:00:42.448 --> 00:00:43.548 - I like it! 00:00:43.548 --> 00:00:44.888 I would play with it. 00:00:44.888 --> 00:00:48.008 - I feel bad. 00:00:48.008 --> 00:00:49.188 She's about to win. 00:00:49.188 --> 00:00:50.108 - The good thing about this is 00:00:50.108 --> 00:00:51.788 if you're playing by a lake, 00:00:51.788 --> 00:00:53.148 maybe on vacation, 00:00:53.148 --> 00:00:54.188 you fall in-- 00:00:54.188 --> 00:00:54.988 - Oh yeah! 00:00:54.988 --> 00:00:56.828 You can use it as a floating device. 00:00:56.828 --> 00:00:58.808 (laughing) 00:00:58.808 --> 00:00:59.548 - This is the first time 00:00:59.548 --> 00:01:00.568 I've thrown a punch at a girl. 00:01:00.568 --> 00:01:01.848 - I feel like this is a good 00:01:01.848 --> 00:01:03.028 stress reliever. 00:01:03.028 --> 00:01:04.408 - I guess you learn self defense 00:01:04.408 --> 00:01:05.557 from an early age. 00:01:09.148 --> 00:01:11.018 - Goo Green Gak. 00:01:11.018 --> 00:01:11.889 - It smells like... 00:01:11.889 --> 00:01:12.768 a condom? 00:01:12.768 --> 00:01:13.788 - Ew. 00:01:13.788 --> 00:01:15.738 What are you supposed to do with this? 00:01:17.293 --> 00:01:18.905 - It makes, like, fart sounds. 00:01:20.086 --> 00:01:21.586 - I used to imagine myself 00:01:21.586 --> 00:01:23.616 being slimed. 00:01:23.616 --> 00:01:24.605 Like, I'd turn on the shower head 00:01:24.605 --> 00:01:26.826 and be like, "Whoa!" 00:01:26.826 --> 00:01:27.765 Yeah. 00:01:27.765 --> 00:01:28.926 - I feel like it would be kinda weird 00:01:28.926 --> 00:01:31.725 to play with this for hours on end. 00:01:31.725 --> 00:01:32.706 - It's not like Play-Doh, 00:01:32.706 --> 00:01:33.766 you can't shape it, 00:01:33.766 --> 00:01:34.865 and it can't copy things. 00:01:34.865 --> 00:01:37.045 It's for a disgusting sound. 00:01:37.045 --> 00:01:38.206 Being juvenile. 00:01:38.206 --> 00:01:38.925 I love it. 00:01:42.386 --> 00:01:43.806 - Oh wow! 00:01:43.806 --> 00:01:46.686 Oh, I know exactly what this is! 00:01:46.686 --> 00:01:49.093 - It's harder than it looks. 00:01:51.546 --> 00:01:52.485 - You gotta move over. 00:01:52.485 --> 00:01:55.496 I remember this, wait. 00:01:55.496 --> 00:01:57.436 - I'm gonna hit my foot. 00:01:57.436 --> 00:02:01.043 (laughing) 00:02:02.197 --> 00:02:03.665 - I feel like I'm wearing one of those things 00:02:03.665 --> 00:02:05.351 that people in jail wear. 00:02:05.351 --> 00:02:07.224 (laughing) 00:02:07.224 --> 00:02:08.445 - Again, it's a workout! 00:02:08.445 --> 00:02:09.506 I would play this for hours 00:02:09.506 --> 00:02:10.897 and then sleep it off. 00:02:13.265 --> 00:02:14.506 - Yeah, I hate it. 00:02:14.506 --> 00:02:16.265 - I think this is so fun. 00:02:16.265 --> 00:02:17.025 I'm excited. 00:02:17.025 --> 00:02:17.905 - I wonder how many children like me 00:02:17.905 --> 00:02:19.645 would crack their face open. 00:02:19.645 --> 00:02:20.996 It's not safe. 00:02:23.005 --> 00:02:24.404 - Again with the bright colors. 00:02:24.404 --> 00:02:26.605 - This velcro is like really nice. 00:02:26.605 --> 00:02:27.506 - Makes me feel like 00:02:27.506 --> 00:02:28.874 I can actually play ball. 00:02:30.865 --> 00:02:31.846 - If this game was created now, 00:02:31.846 --> 00:02:33.545 you'd be able to throw it from this as well. 00:02:33.545 --> 00:02:34.445 You'd press a button, 00:02:34.445 --> 00:02:36.045 and the material would change. 00:02:36.045 --> 00:02:37.165 - Yeah, there's a button that will release. 00:02:37.165 --> 00:02:38.445 Or the ball is like a hologram. 00:02:38.445 --> 00:02:40.575 - This one's actually the most fun so far. 00:02:40.575 --> 00:02:41.585 - Ha! 00:02:41.585 --> 00:02:42.462 - I feel so athletic. 00:02:45.325 --> 00:02:47.566 This looks not safe at all. 00:02:47.566 --> 00:02:48.505 - Is this illegal? 00:02:48.505 --> 00:02:49.206 I feel like there could be 00:02:49.206 --> 00:02:50.545 a lot of broken ankles. 00:02:50.545 --> 00:02:53.225 - I feel really tall. 00:02:53.225 --> 00:02:55.454 - This is like adult assembly required. 00:02:58.965 --> 00:03:00.205 - Oh my gosh! 00:03:00.205 --> 00:03:01.005 - It's fun! 00:03:01.005 --> 00:03:02.025 - It's like a portable trampoline! 00:03:02.025 --> 00:03:03.205 - Just walking around. 00:03:03.205 --> 00:03:04.205 Cause I'm on the moon. 00:03:04.205 --> 00:03:05.906 - Look how makeshift these look. 00:03:05.906 --> 00:03:07.046 These just look like a buckets 00:03:07.046 --> 00:03:09.686 with rubber bands. 00:03:09.686 --> 00:03:10.805 - I can make music videos 00:03:10.805 --> 00:03:12.215 in moon shoes. 00:03:12.215 --> 00:03:13.825 - This actually a lot of fun. 00:03:13.825 --> 00:03:15.506 - It's kinda fun to just stand like this. 00:03:15.506 --> 00:03:17.136 - Woo! 00:03:19.706 --> 00:03:20.445 - Well, the moon shoes 00:03:20.445 --> 00:03:21.486 were pretty fun. 00:03:21.486 --> 00:03:23.025 Even though I don't understand them. 00:03:23.025 --> 00:03:24.905 - I think these toys are pretty awesome. 00:03:24.905 --> 00:03:26.145 Nowadays, kids are always 00:03:26.145 --> 00:03:27.705 with their tablets 00:03:27.705 --> 00:03:29.205 and their iPhones. 00:03:29.205 --> 00:03:30.705 This is something that you don't see 00:03:30.705 --> 00:03:32.146 kids playing with nowadays. 00:03:32.146 --> 00:03:34.325 - Everything was so much more complicated. 00:03:34.325 --> 00:03:36.085 - It teaches you about staying active 00:03:36.085 --> 00:03:36.845 and being healthy. 00:03:36.845 --> 00:03:38.705 So I think they're perfect for children. 00:03:38.705 --> 00:03:40.895 - Nineties toys are pretty awesome.