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- Hey guys, welcome to the
American Music Awards red carpet,

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I'm Christian Zamora.

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- And I'm Curly Velasquez.

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- And we're gonna have Thanksgiving dinner

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with all the stars.
- [Curly] ♫ Ahhhh ♫

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- Hope you brought your appetite.

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- Get ready for a mouth full.

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- Well, welcome to our
Thanksgiving dinner.

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Do you want some bread?

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- We really have nothing to offer.

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- [Christian] Wax pie.
- That looks so appetizing.

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- Does the Black family
have any traditions

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for Thanksgiving?

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- We always go look at
lights and stuff like that.

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All the premature lights around town.

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- Oh nice.

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- We're a pretty boring family.

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- Oh my goodness, wow!

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- You don't want him there, trust me.

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- But we already celebrated
our Thanksgiving, though.

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Because we're Canadian so it's in October.

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- Geez, this is awkward,
let's get this out of the way.

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- What do you have here?

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- Yeah, so, welcome to
Thanksgiving, Charlie.

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- Thanksgiving! I'm going
to have a Friendsgiving.

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- There you go.

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- But I'll FaceTime my mom and dad

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and the rest of the family and uh-

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- Friendsgiving is more adult-ish.

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That's called adulting.

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What's the weirdest thing that they've

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ever served at Thanksgiving dinner?

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- I'm not a fan of lamb or weird meats,

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like rabbit and stuff.
- [Christian] I hear you.

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- And my family eats that.

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- I love all weird meats.

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I think you should eat
everything at least once

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and then if it's not for
you, you just move on.

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- That's true.

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- Just like your men.

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- I go to all my friend's
houses and all my family houses

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and I'm totally greedy.

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- Just for the free food?

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- Yeah.
- [Christian] That's so smart.

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Why make your own Thanksgiving

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if you go just eat everyone else's?

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- I mean, and it lasts, you know?

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- Fuck, marry, kill.

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We have mashed potatoes,
we have cranberry sauce,

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and pumpkin pie.

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- I would marry mashed potatoes

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because they're wholesome.

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Fuck pumpkin pie because it's hot.

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- Duh, it's pumpkin pie.

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- That's a legit answer
if you fuck pumpkin pie.

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- And then, I guess, poor cranberry sauce,

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but I'm gonna have to kill you.

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- Pour it down the drain.

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- Any celebrity dead or alive
that you could invite over

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to your Thanksgiving
dinner, who would it be?

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- JLo.

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- [Curly] Yes!
- JLo, oh my gosh!

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- You know who I feel like
would be really entertaining?

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- [Christian] Who?
- Is Madonna.

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- [Curly] Madonna!
- See, good answer!

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- My family would probably not like her,

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but I would be having so much
fun watching them interact.

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- Don't you feel like she would make it

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all about her at
Thanksgiving dinner though?

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- Oh, exactly, it'd be so much fun.

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- You'd be like Madonna,
we are praying right now.

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- All right, that was Thanksgiving

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on the red carpet with Buzzfeed.

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I'm Christian Zamora.

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- And I'm Curly Velasquez.

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- Thanks for watching.

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