WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.051 --> 00:00:02.791 - Your whole foundation of what deep dish is is wrong. 00:00:02.791 --> 00:00:04.351 - Deep dish has too much foundation. 00:00:04.351 --> 00:00:05.251 That's my problem. 00:00:05.251 --> 00:00:08.231 - I got a nice blond roast because I am a blond roast. 00:00:08.231 --> 00:00:11.831 When I say it to the barista and it kills every time. 00:00:13.011 --> 00:00:16.862 - He told me had to go to trombone lessons at 7am, 00:00:16.862 --> 00:00:18.282 on a Sunday. 00:00:18.282 --> 00:00:19.642 - Yeah, you can't date someone when they can't 00:00:19.642 --> 00:00:21.722 come up with a better instrument, ridiculous. 00:00:21.722 --> 00:00:23.482 - You got down and dirty and don't have to deal with 00:00:23.482 --> 00:00:25.262 any of the detrimental damages. 00:00:25.262 --> 00:00:26.302 I'd stop complaining. 00:00:26.302 --> 00:00:28.562 - Okay, well, did you have a better night than me, 00:00:28.562 --> 00:00:30.322 Mr. Snapchat? 00:00:30.322 --> 00:00:31.502 Okay, I saw your story. 00:00:31.502 --> 00:00:33.862 - Just went to Alfie's birthday thing. 00:00:36.322 --> 00:00:39.593 - Oh, I didn't think he was doing that this year. 00:00:39.803 --> 00:00:41.483 - Oh, yeah. 00:00:41.483 --> 00:00:44.303 Didn't you get the Facebook invite? 00:00:44.303 --> 00:00:47.443 - No, no, I don't think so. 00:00:47.443 --> 00:00:48.703 - That's weird. 00:00:48.703 --> 00:00:49.923 - Yeah, that is weird. 00:00:49.923 --> 00:00:52.863 Well, I bet it was just like every other year, right? 00:00:52.863 --> 00:00:56.493 Ferber got too drunk, Leslie hooked up with everyone. 00:00:56.583 --> 00:00:58.223 - Yeah, kinda. 00:00:59.383 --> 00:01:00.724 - Kinda? 00:01:00.814 --> 00:01:02.874 - Yeah, well, you know, he sold that startup 00:01:02.874 --> 00:01:07.874 and so it was also kinda like a big celebratory throw down. 00:01:10.114 --> 00:01:11.774 - So it wasn't at his apartment? 00:01:11.774 --> 00:01:15.704 - He rented the roof at that new place downtown, The Roof. 00:01:16.674 --> 00:01:18.174 - Like the whole roof? 00:01:18.174 --> 00:01:20.274 - Well, not the whole thing. 00:01:20.274 --> 00:01:22.074 A lot of it's inside. 00:01:22.074 --> 00:01:24.214 He rented the parts that were outside. 00:01:24.214 --> 00:01:25.114 - Wait, hold on. 00:01:25.114 --> 00:01:26.254 Neil, you went? 00:01:26.254 --> 00:01:27.514 - Yeah. 00:01:27.514 --> 00:01:29.274 - I didn't even know you and Alfie were friends. 00:01:29.274 --> 00:01:33.154 - We met in line at the In-N-Out a few weeks ago. 00:01:33.154 --> 00:01:35.804 - In line at In-N-Out? 00:01:35.994 --> 00:01:37.754 Me and Alfie went to college together. 00:01:37.754 --> 00:01:40.934 - Okay, look, it wasn't that great, alright. 00:01:40.934 --> 00:01:42.954 It was just a classic Hollywood party. 00:01:42.954 --> 00:01:46.014 You know, models falling into pools, celebs everywhere. 00:01:46.014 --> 00:01:47.314 You could ride a tiger. 00:01:47.314 --> 00:01:48.374 You didn't even need a saddle. 00:01:48.374 --> 00:01:50.434 That was cool, I liked that part of it. 00:01:50.434 --> 00:01:52.694 But the rest of it was just kinda boring. 00:01:52.694 --> 00:01:54.434 - First of all, that sounds amazing. 00:01:54.434 --> 00:01:56.014 Second of all, you went, Zach? 00:01:56.014 --> 00:01:57.334 - Yeah, Neil invited me. 00:01:57.334 --> 00:01:59.174 - Oh, come on. 00:01:59.174 --> 00:02:01.934 Wait, that's why you cut our picnic short? 00:02:01.934 --> 00:02:03.214 - Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 00:02:03.214 --> 00:02:05.854 - Wait, you guys go on picnics together? 00:02:05.854 --> 00:02:07.434 - It's a sacred monthly tradition. 00:02:07.434 --> 00:02:08.654 - Why am I not invited? 00:02:08.654 --> 00:02:09.534 - I like the outdoors. 00:02:09.534 --> 00:02:10.414 I'd go to a picnic. 00:02:10.414 --> 00:02:12.174 - Yeah, that sounds a little shady. 00:02:12.174 --> 00:02:13.514 - I love picnics. 00:02:13.514 --> 00:02:15.654 - That's like something you guys are doing 00:02:15.654 --> 00:02:16.774 without us. 00:02:16.774 --> 00:02:18.554 - Let's all five of us go on a picnic. 00:02:18.554 --> 00:02:23.194 (yelling at each other) 00:02:23.194 --> 00:02:25.094 - Guys, guys, guys, guys. 00:02:25.094 --> 00:02:28.154 It's okay for us to do things without each other, you know? 00:02:28.154 --> 00:02:31.154 Like, we don't all have to be there in order to be friends. 00:02:31.154 --> 00:02:32.934 I think that's my package from my grandma. 00:02:32.934 --> 00:02:34.334 Just got her a Christmas present. 00:02:34.334 --> 00:02:35.774 But guys, we're best friends. 00:02:35.774 --> 00:02:37.664 Nothing's gonna change that. 00:02:38.594 --> 00:02:42.934 - Yeah, got a special delivery for Zach. 00:02:42.934 --> 00:02:45.214 - Georgina, you're a mailman. 00:02:45.214 --> 00:02:47.474 - Wow, how are you even conscious right now? 00:02:47.474 --> 00:02:48.434 - Oh, I know. 00:02:48.434 --> 00:02:49.674 Last night was so crazy. 00:02:49.674 --> 00:02:50.414 - Crazy. 00:02:50.414 --> 00:02:52.954 Are we still on for that picnic or? 00:02:52.954 --> 00:02:54.574 - Are you freaking kidding me? 00:02:54.574 --> 00:02:58.604 (upbeat techno music)