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- Don't you just love Christmas?

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- Come on man, you don't actually believe

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in Christmas do you?

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Another round of shots please.

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- No, not for me.

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- Typical.

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- Yo, what's your problem been man?

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- You've abandoned me for some girl.

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You couldn't walk a mile in my shoes.

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- You think my shoes are just easy to walk

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a mile in?

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You and your stupid hat.

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Merry Christmas.

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(slow soothing music)

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(gasps) I wish he only knew.

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(swooshing sound)

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(slow soothing music)

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(screaming)

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- I'm you.

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- You're me.

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- [Together] Did we just freaky Friday?

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(screaming)

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- Dude it's Christmas Eve.

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I was supposed to meet Sandra's parents

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for dinner tonight.

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Now you have to go.

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- Christmas doesn't exist.

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I don't know anything about it.

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- I'll help you.

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- Fine.

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(upbeat music)

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- Do not mess this up, Justin.

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- Zach relax, I got this.

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- Check.

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- Ah, yeah.

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- Oh and there's one tiny
thing I forgot to mention.

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Her dad is Santa Clause.

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- Daddy this is Zach.

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- Hello Mr. Clause.

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- Sandra tells me you've
been having some problems

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with your friend.

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- Zach told you that?

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- Of course you told me that.

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You tell me everything.

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- What else have I told you then?

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- Finally alone.

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- Don't you dare kiss her.

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- Uh, what's that?

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- Mistletoe, duh.

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Why are you acting so weird?

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- Excuse me we got some reindeer
illegally parked outside.

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(laughs)
- Ryan.

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- Ryan?
- Ryan?

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What the hell is Sandra's
ex boyfriend Ryan

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doing in there?

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- His family's spending
the holidays in Europe

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so we invited him.

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Hopefully he won't act as weird as you.

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- Ryan loves Europe.

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Why wouldn't he go with them?

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This Christmas drink's pretty hot.

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- More like chestnuts
roasting on an open fire.

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(laughs)

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- [Santa] Merry Christmas to all

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and to all a goodnight.

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What the bell?

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(screaming)

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- Santa (gasps).

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Yo, Santa's been kidnapped.

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- Justin?
- Justin?

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- Zach?

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I mean, Justin?

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- Holy Hanukkah (screams).

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- We have to save Santa.

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- [Voiceover] We know where Santa is.

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The building is going to be guarded.

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- Hey.

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(alarm sounding)

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- Why are you putting us in so much danger

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over a stupid made up holiday?

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- Is this really about Christmas

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or are you just jealous of me and Sandra?

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- Unbelievable.

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- I'm sorry I found
happiness and you're still

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by yourself.

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- I thought you were my best friend.

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- Why don't you just grow up, Justin?

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- Oh my God, Santa.

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Who did this to you?

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- Ho, ho, ho.

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- Ryan why are you doing this?

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- Whoever wears the fat bastard's hat

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at midnight on Christmas
Eve becomes Santa.

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That's why I'm doing it.

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And that's why I dated Sandra.

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- But I love her.

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- You do?

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- Yeah man.

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- It looks like it's ho,
ho, hoes before bros.

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(laughing)

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(intense music)

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- [Santa] You'll have to work together.

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(intense music)

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A great friendship is something you have

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to fight for.

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Never forget that.

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(intense music)

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Believe in each other.

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Believe in Christmas.

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- It's too late, Santa.

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- [Santa] It's never too late Zach.

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- How'd you know I'm Zach?

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- He sees you when you're sleeping.

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- You believe.

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- I believe.

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(upbeat music)

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(screaming)

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- I'm me again.

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- (laughs) I believe this belongs to me.

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(laughs)

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- Santa, what are we
going to do with Ryan?

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- [Santa] You leave
that little bitch to me.

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(upbeat music)

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Here comes Santa Clause.

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(upbeat music)

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♫ Come on, come on, come on

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♫ Oh yeah

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♫ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah ♫

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- But I have to go, I have to pee.

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- No, absolutely not.

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I'm not going to have you look at my, no.

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- Then what do you propose?

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- Don't even think about looking at it.

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- I'm not looking.

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God, are you almost done?

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- You have a way bigger bladder than I do.

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(knocking)

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(screaming)

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(upbeat music)