WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.090 - Hello 00:00:02.828 --> 00:00:04.900 - Is anybody home 00:00:14.591 --> 00:00:15.786 - This is when I was much younger, 00:00:15.786 --> 00:00:18.108 he asked me to get out and stand on one leg, 00:00:18.108 --> 00:00:20.290 cause he assumed something that wasn't true. 00:00:20.290 --> 00:00:21.474 I told him I couldn't do that because 00:00:21.474 --> 00:00:23.448 of a football injury, and I never played football, 00:00:23.448 --> 00:00:25.909 so it was all I did, he bought it, let me go. 00:00:28.649 --> 00:00:30.246 - By a police officer? 00:00:31.807 --> 00:00:33.590 - Melissa! 00:00:36.584 --> 00:00:37.605 (mumbles) 00:00:37.605 --> 00:00:38.813 - Oh I guess I'm guilty. 00:00:38.813 --> 00:00:42.551 - In college we had these girls that lived next door to us, 00:00:42.551 --> 00:00:46.405 and we would do pranks on them, we would hang smelt, 00:00:46.405 --> 00:00:48.379 outside their door... 00:00:48.379 --> 00:00:49.232 - Tell us what smelt is? 00:00:49.232 --> 00:00:50.112 - [Melissa] What's smelt? 00:00:50.112 --> 00:00:50.992 - [Chelsea] It's a small fish. 00:00:51.092 --> 00:00:52.042 - Then we would take garbage cans, 00:00:52.092 --> 00:00:53.285 It's like a big sardine. 00:00:53.285 --> 00:00:57.116 So they got back at us by sending us this beautiful 00:00:57.116 --> 00:01:00.297 pan of brownies, but then my other roommate ate 00:01:00.297 --> 00:01:03.811 a whole row, and he was in the bathroom for 10 days. 00:01:03.811 --> 00:01:07.458 Because they had filled the brownies with ex-lax. so we... 00:01:08.478 --> 00:01:09.320 - You guys asked for it. 00:01:09.320 --> 00:01:10.963 - That was their retribution. 00:01:13.383 --> 00:01:14.869 - Garbage. That's for garbage people. 00:01:14.869 --> 00:01:15.960 - That's for garbage people. 00:01:15.960 --> 00:01:18.556 - People that would put ex-lax in brownies would do that. 00:01:18.556 --> 00:01:19.886 - That's right. 00:01:21.406 --> 00:01:23.637 - What do you think this is? 00:01:23.637 --> 00:01:26.351 We're good people, we're good people. 00:01:28.623 --> 00:01:29.870 - Yeah I feel like I have. 00:01:29.870 --> 00:01:30.300 - I have. 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:31.456 - I feel like I have. 00:01:31.456 --> 00:01:32.456 - No doubt, No question. 00:01:32.596 --> 00:01:35.028 - Now we're just trying to be cool, like, yeah... 00:01:35.028 --> 00:01:36.096 - [Joe] Yeah I feel like that. 00:01:36.096 --> 00:01:37.582 I feel like I jumped a fence. 00:01:37.582 --> 00:01:38.376 - [Joel] Now we're bad. 00:01:38.376 --> 00:01:39.381 - Definitely did that. 00:01:39.381 --> 00:01:40.381 - [Stephanie] I did. 00:01:42.491 --> 00:01:44.107 - I feel like I probably did that as a kid. 00:01:44.107 --> 00:01:45.267 - [Dirk] I did as a kid. 00:01:45.267 --> 00:01:47.822 - I don't remember, I blotted out my childhood. 00:01:51.022 --> 00:01:51.868 - [Joe] Guilty. 00:01:51.868 --> 00:01:52.538 - [Melissa] Yeah. 00:01:52.538 --> 00:01:53.331 - [Chelsea] Never. 00:01:53.331 --> 00:01:55.674 - Well I did it once, and that was enough for me. 00:01:55.674 --> 00:01:57.156 - You haven't done it since? 00:01:57.156 --> 00:01:58.097 - Fuck no. 00:02:00.474 --> 00:02:01.542 - We had John Daily. 00:02:01.542 --> 00:02:02.564 - [Chelsea] John Daily? 00:02:02.564 --> 00:02:03.307 - [Melissa] Really? 00:02:03.307 --> 00:02:04.700 - [Chelsea] He has piercing blue eyes. 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:07.482 - Well, These people were blind. 00:02:07.482 --> 00:02:10.060 - Oh actually no, I did show up to a photo shoot once, 00:02:10.060 --> 00:02:13.497 there was a picture of another actress, 00:02:13.497 --> 00:02:15.029 with my name under it. 00:02:15.029 --> 00:02:16.115 - Oops. 00:02:18.837 --> 00:02:20.532 - Does that just mean binge Netflix? 00:02:20.532 --> 00:02:24.503 - No that's where you jay oh while you're watching Netflix. 00:02:24.503 --> 00:02:26.012 - Whooaaa. 00:02:26.012 --> 00:02:27.512 I've been married too long for that. 00:02:32.732 --> 00:02:33.523 - What's Instagram? 00:02:33.523 --> 00:02:36.124 - That's why it said 'No way' when we had it up there. 00:02:39.464 --> 00:02:40.491 - Not an ex, nope. 00:02:40.491 --> 00:02:41.582 - [Stephanie] Not an ex? 00:02:41.582 --> 00:02:42.592 - [Melissa] Not an ex? 00:02:42.592 --> 00:02:43.592 - [Joe] Not an ex. 00:02:43.592 --> 00:02:44.855 - [Stephanie] Like, I'm married! 00:02:51.175 --> 00:02:52.192 - Oh. 00:02:56.242 --> 00:02:58.904 - [Voiceover] And we're done, very awesome, thank you guys. 00:02:58.904 --> 00:02:59.647 - [Chealsea] Thank you. 00:02:59.647 --> 00:03:00.228 - [Stephanie] Thank you. 00:03:00.228 --> 00:03:00.762 - [Joel] Thank you. 00:03:00.762 --> 00:03:01.366 - [Melissa] Thank you. 00:03:01.366 --> 00:03:02.018 - [Joe] Thank you. 00:03:02.018 --> 00:03:02.828 - [Dirk] Thank you.