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- You know what, you told me that we

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weren't bringing my
family into this! (laughs)

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- [Voiceover] Sorry, I know!

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(logo whooshes)

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(hinge squeaks)

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(whooshing)

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(whooshing)

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- I like would you
rather cause I feel like

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you can tell a lot by people's choices.

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- I feel like I have to
think everything through,

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and like make sure I'm
making the right decision

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as if it's gonna happen in real life.

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(whooshing)

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- Ahh!

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- One pull, you're done.

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But jabbing the toothpick
and then kicking something?

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It's just insult to injury.

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- I feel like honestly, my
big toe is so sensitive,

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if I hit anything with
it, like, I go crazy.

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- I'm gonna go with the second one,

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because it doesn't say how hard

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I need to kick my foot against the wall.

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(whooshing)

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- Are there laws against
not having sex with a goat?

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- Well, if we're saying that
sex is a very loose definition,

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then I'll say that I'll
have sex with the goat

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and no one will know.

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- I'd much rather live with
people thinking something

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about me and me knowing the truth,

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than having done something
that feels awful.

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- Y'all can go ahead and
think I had sex with a goat.

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But I don't wanna actually have sex,

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how would I have this goat sex?

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(whooshing)

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- Oh, definitely vaginas for ears.

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That's an easy one. (laughs)

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- That would be inconvenient, vagina ears.

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100%, I'd just wear earmuffs all the time.

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- I got 10 fingers and
I don't want 10 dicks.

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- I'm like Edward's Penishands
or something like that?

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Like I couldn't touch anyone,
who would wanna love me?

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(whooshing)

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- What's life as a potato, really?

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- I don't wanna be a potato.

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- In a past life, I certainly
was already a potato.

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So I don't think this
question applies to me.

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- I would go with eat a potato

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and then I would just
stop eating potatoes.

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(whooshing)

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- Oh. (groans)

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- No, my parents watch these videos!

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- But by process of elimination,

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I'm not doing the first one.

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So I'm doing the second one. (laughs)

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- I feel like that's like a commitment

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if I have to watch them
every single day of my life?

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So um, I'm just gonna be
a very passive third wheel

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in this threesome.

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- I'm not gonna answer,
I can't answer that!

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- I'll figure it out, but I do not want

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to (bleep) my parents, I
don't, that's not gonna happen.

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- I need a mouthwash
question for that question.

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- I'd rather just jump off a building

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than do any of those things.

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(whooshing)

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- How do you think of these things?

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These questions are crazy.

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But very good.

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- It's okay, but it's not okay.

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- The potato thing made
me think a lot, you know?

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I don't think being a
potato would be that bad.

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I really don't.

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