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- [Voiceover] So, the other
day I was talking to my friend

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about what our families
eat around Christmastime.

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My family eats, like, tamales,
pozole, chocolate Abuelita.

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And she was like, nah, it's
all about Ibarra, homie.

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Nah, fool, it's all about Abuelita.

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Ibarra!

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Abuelita!

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So we pit the two Mexican
hot chocolate icons

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in a battle to the death
to settle this matter

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once and for all.

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Who will win? Let's find out.

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(jazzy music)

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- Well it's either 50-50.

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You're either an Abuelita
fan or you're an Ibarra fan.

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- I like Ibarra.

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- And I grew up with Abuelita.

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- I'm team Abuelita.

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- Abuelita, and I feel like I've seen this

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in more households.

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- What is the packaging the exact same?

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- Abuelita looks like she has good chisme.

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- Made in Glendale. So.

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- Yeah this one's made in
México, homie, like let's go!

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(boxing bell dings)

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- It's really good though.

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- Smells really good.

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- Like it smells a little
bit like a doughnut.

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- Smells like cheese.

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- Chin, ching-ching.

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- I feel loved.

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- I feel like I just got a hug.

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- Oh, I like that! My
glasses are all steamy.

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- Shoutout to whoever made this.

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- Get a conchita and
just go to town with it.

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- It's subtle.

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- It's nice.

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- I was, I guess I was
expecting something stronger.

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- I'm not going to say anything
until I try the other one.

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(boxing bell dings)

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- You can smell more spices.

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- This one definitely has more of a kick.

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- Did you taste it?

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- Oh, I'm sorry!

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- God dammit!

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- This tastes more like the real deal,

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the one with the cinnamon.

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- This one tastes more real.

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- I know I haven't tasted this before.

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- I've tasted this. This is
like spot on, my childhood.

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(boxing bell dings)

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- I'm double fisting here
because they're both great.

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- This one, I can, I feel
like I can taste the Nestle.

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- Nestle made this for people like me

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that don't do spicy.

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- I feel like this one
is one that you can give

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like little kids with cookies,

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and it's like really
pleasant and comforting.

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- Yeah.

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- This is like a more adult one.

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- I choose choice number one.

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- The one I like more is Ibarra.

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- Oh as much as I love abuelas everywhere,

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I gotta go with the one
that I think is Ibarra.

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- Because of that huge nostalgia bomb,

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I'm gonna go with this one right here.

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- Probably take number two.

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- I like me some, what
I think is Abuelita.

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- This one, which I think is Ibarra,

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I would drink again and again and again.

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- Oh (beep) Well, I like this one.

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But I really hope that this is Abuelita.

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(boxing bell rings)

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- Are we right? Am I wrong?

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- We're wrong, aren't we?

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- Boom!

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- Boom!

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- I was wrong, and I'm
happy that I'm wrong.

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- What up homie, I'm a Mexican!

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And my tongue is, too!

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- Abuelita is kinda like your friend that

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gets like the record deal
and is all of a sudden

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she's like famous and
too good for everybody.

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- Imma just mix them, shit.

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They're gonna be mixed like me.

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- They're both hot chocolate.

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I'd probably just have both.

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(jazzy music)

