WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.770 - So I got this guy's number the other night 00:00:01.770 --> 00:00:04.022 And I don't know if I should wait 00:00:04.022 --> 00:00:05.967 for him to call me or I should call him 00:00:05.967 --> 00:00:08.387 - This is totally, pretty basic stuff. 00:00:08.387 --> 00:00:10.477 There's a scientific formula for this 00:00:10.477 --> 00:00:12.148 - Max, there's no science to this sort of thing. 00:00:12.148 --> 00:00:13.588 You just have to feel it! 00:00:13.588 --> 00:00:14.772 Definitely not now. 00:00:14.772 --> 00:00:16.769 But soon. Don't wait too long 00:00:16.769 --> 00:00:18.348 Nope. No dude! 00:00:18.348 --> 00:00:20.089 Just look inside yourself! 00:00:20.089 --> 00:00:23.818 - The universe will give me a sign. 00:00:23.818 --> 00:00:25.046 Woah! 00:00:25.046 --> 00:00:26.680 Woah! Did you see that man? 00:00:26.680 --> 00:00:27.730 - See what? 00:00:27.730 --> 00:00:29.889 Right there! Right outside our window! 00:00:29.889 --> 00:00:31.793 There's a crazy looking guy 00:00:31.793 --> 00:00:35.438 - Ok so if the guy is G, and time is X 00:00:35.438 --> 00:00:37.737 then you just divide the number of hours.. 00:00:37.737 --> 00:00:39.223 - No, no, no 00:00:39.223 --> 00:00:40.848 We need to take into consideration 00:00:40.848 --> 00:00:42.914 We both have each others' numbers 00:00:42.914 --> 00:00:45.097 and that we met on a Sunday 00:00:45.097 --> 00:00:47.396 which is the start of a work week.. 00:00:47.396 --> 00:00:49.305 Wait! 00:00:50.925 --> 00:00:52.945 - Woah, it's my phone! 00:00:52.945 --> 00:00:54.176 What's my phone doing out here? 00:00:54.176 --> 00:00:54.893 (startled noise) 00:00:54.893 --> 00:00:55.750 Who are you? 00:00:56.810 --> 00:00:59.523 You're my spirit guide, aren't you? 00:00:59.973 --> 00:01:01.706 How do I know when to call her? 00:01:01.706 --> 00:01:03.502 - (goofy laugh) 00:01:03.502 --> 00:01:04.962 - I've got her number right here 00:01:04.962 --> 00:01:06.588 - (goofy laugh) 00:01:08.449 --> 00:01:09.125 - Where'd he go? 00:01:09.125 --> 00:01:12.004 - (inaudible yell) 00:01:12.004 --> 00:01:14.256 - For the past five weeks 00:01:14.256 --> 00:01:15.858 The fifth obituary in the LA Times 00:01:15.858 --> 00:01:18.714 in 2015 has started 00:01:18.714 --> 00:01:22.615 with the fifth letter in the alphabet, E. 00:01:22.615 --> 00:01:23.729 Look at this crossword puzzle 00:01:23.729 --> 00:01:26.446 The place five down, five across 00:01:26.446 --> 00:01:28.048 with all E's. 00:01:28.048 --> 00:01:29.441 - Hold on this is getting out of hand. 00:01:29.441 --> 00:01:32.019 - How many fingers on your hand? 00:01:33.409 --> 00:01:34.626 Five! 00:01:36.229 --> 00:01:37.900 - Where are you? 00:01:37.900 --> 00:01:39.757 - Hello! 00:01:39.757 --> 00:01:42.311 - How do you keep doing that? 00:01:42.311 --> 00:01:44.633 Are you saying bananas bruise quickly? 00:01:44.633 --> 00:01:46.050 That I should call while the time is ripe? 00:01:46.470 --> 00:01:48.929 Oh! Ow! 00:01:48.929 --> 00:01:49.649 What? 00:01:49.649 --> 00:01:50.810 Where did you go? 00:01:50.810 --> 00:01:51.701 (inaudible yell) 00:01:51.701 --> 00:01:55.410 - Same white van has driven by three times now 00:01:55.410 --> 00:01:56.098 They're onto us 00:01:56.098 --> 00:01:56.963 Quick turn the phones off 00:01:56.963 --> 00:01:58.123 We need to turn both of our phones off! 00:01:58.123 --> 00:01:59.888 - Then how will you know if he is calling you? 00:01:59.888 --> 00:02:01.197 - Damnit! You're right! 00:02:01.197 --> 00:02:03.975 It's not just an equation for when to call 00:02:03.975 --> 00:02:05.461 it's connected to everything! 00:02:05.461 --> 00:02:07.249 It's bad.. It's really bad. 00:02:07.249 --> 00:02:09.510 - I need to call someone for you. 00:02:09.510 --> 00:02:11.486 I legitimately think that you might be 00:02:11.486 --> 00:02:13.021 losing your mind. 00:02:14.419 --> 00:02:16.045 - What does it mean? 00:02:16.045 --> 00:02:17.949 Why is it a banana? 00:02:17.949 --> 00:02:19.156 Why did I follow you here? 00:02:19.156 --> 00:02:21.799 When should I call? 00:02:25.469 --> 00:02:29.007 (inaudible yell) 00:02:29.007 --> 00:02:31.880 - Wait! I'll just call him. 00:02:31.880 --> 00:02:35.200 Yeah. Let's do this in 15, I'll just call him. 00:02:35.200 --> 00:02:37.383 - What the...? 00:02:37.383 --> 00:02:42.383 Oh! I'll just call her! 00:02:43.275 --> 00:02:44.645 I'll just call her. 00:02:44.645 --> 00:02:47.069 Oh she's calling me! 00:02:47.069 --> 00:02:48.628 Hello? Hey! 00:02:48.628 --> 00:02:49.301 - Hey! 00:02:49.301 --> 00:02:51.554 - I was literally just about to call you 00:02:51.554 --> 00:02:54.827 and, I would like to go to dinner with you. 00:02:54.827 --> 00:02:56.298 Yeah. What time is good for you? 00:02:56.298 --> 00:02:58.328 (rock music) 00:02:58.678 --> 00:03:00.470 - What about five? 00:03:01.720 --> 00:03:03.581 - Ok, yeah that seems a little early 00:03:03.581 --> 00:03:05.787 but yeah, that's fine! Five is great. 00:03:05.787 --> 00:03:09.032 Awesome! Weird day.. 00:03:10.593 --> 00:03:11.818 - Banana!