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- The only thing I hated
getting on Halloween

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was peppermints from old people.

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- (beep) peppermints from old people.

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But I love old people.

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(slow music box music)

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(creepy music)

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- We just went ghost hunting,

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so all I feel right now is like this.

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- I hate that my back is to an open room

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that had a lot of activity in it earlier.

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(snake hissing)

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- Filled Twizzlers.

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(growl)

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- Twizzlers is moving
into the Cow Tales game.

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- Are you a Twizzler or a Red Vine person?

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- I'm-

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- Caramel apple to Halloween.

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- They nailed it.

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- It's like celery with
peanut butter pouring out.

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- It tastes like adventure, and fun.

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- Like a Starburst?

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- The caramel actually makes
the Twizzler really good.

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- And it's low fat.

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- It confuses me.

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- I would have this
over regular Twizzlers.

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- Pumpkin spice M&amp;M's.

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(growls)

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- If one of the M&amp;M's worked at Starbucks,

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it would be this one.

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- It's an interesting
flavor, I'll give it that.

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It gives a new dynamic to the M&amp;M.

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- It tastes kind of like weed.

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- Weed with dish soap.

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- It's what people that like candy

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eat to feel sophisticated.

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- This could be potentially
a gateway candy.

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(scream)

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- [female] Pecan pie flavor.

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- I wouldn't mind this
with like a cup of tea.

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- That is straight up offensive.

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- I want another one.

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- This actually-
- [male] No.

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- [female] tastes like pecan pie.

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It's really good.

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- I actually hate this.

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- I wouldn't mind this ice cold.

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- Ice cold (laughs).

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- Any adult who eats candy corn, I'm like.

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(horn)

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- It tastes like caramel to me.

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- Better than regular candy corn.

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- This is dentist candy.

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- It tastes like white chocolate.

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I like white chocolate.

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- You taste candy corn?

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- No.

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- If I were watching a crappy movie,

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and I had a bowl of these,

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I'd eat them all.

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- [male] 3 Muske-fears.

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- 3 Musketeers have
really good commercials

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where they break-

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The inside's red.

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- It's supposed to be blood.

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- If this is what blood
tastes like, then I'm in.

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- Dude I swear to God I
(beep) hear something.

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- Is it strawberry in the middle?

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- Maybe a little bit of a cherry in there.

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- Yeah, doesn't taste different,

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just has food coloring in it.

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- Nougat means rich,
creamy, frothy filling.

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- I thought that nougat is what you call

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you're little friend that
tags along with your group

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when you go trick-or-treating.

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Like that one's a little nougat.

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(door clanging shut)

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- [male] Oh, boogers. Box of Boogers.

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- [female] Box of Boogers.

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- Tangy boogies that look and feel real.

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- Snot your regular gummy.

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Like snot.

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- None of them are brown.

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I've never found a
green booger in my life.

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- This is like post-cold boogers.

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- They're very hard on the inside.

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- You got to work at it.

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- Yeah.

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- Like a real booger.

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- Got better with a few chews.

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- It's not a real booger texture.

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A booger you can chew
through much more easily.

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(both laugh)

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- So you've had experience
chewing boogers.

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- Sure I have.

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I was a kid once.

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And an adult.

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- This super awesome atmosphere

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made the candy taste better,

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and knowing that there's
probably some ghost

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standing here wanting to eat it.

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- Get creative with candies.

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Candies are fun.

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Why shouldn't we try more?

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Being creeped out

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while you're getting your
tongue creeped out, too,

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is a lot of fun.

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(mumbles)

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- (beep) stop it. (laughs)

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- That was bad.

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- I want to get out of here.

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(wolf howling and crickets chirping)

