WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.228 --> 00:00:03.307 - I could feel the juice oozing out the sides of my face. 00:00:03.757 --> 00:00:08.757 (festive piano music) 00:00:10.807 --> 00:00:13.477 - Every guy has his own paan guy. 00:00:13.477 --> 00:00:15.138 - I know nothing about paan. 00:00:15.138 --> 00:00:17.863 - My parents love this and I'm only doing this video 00:00:17.863 --> 00:00:19.372 so that they don't disown me. 00:00:19.372 --> 00:00:21.778 - But yeah, I was forbidden from ever having paan, 00:00:21.778 --> 00:00:23.079 and I don't know why. 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:25.517 - Like the paan table is usually the only table 00:00:25.517 --> 00:00:26.817 in an Indian wedding 00:00:26.817 --> 00:00:28.785 that is more crowded than the buffet table. 00:00:28.981 --> 00:00:32.765 (playful music) 00:00:32.765 --> 00:00:33.990 - He's just got paan-cepted. 00:00:33.990 --> 00:00:36.823 - You put chocolate on anything and it tastes good. 00:00:36.823 --> 00:00:37.934 - This is awesome. 00:00:37.934 --> 00:00:38.932 - (speaks foreign language) 00:00:38.932 --> 00:00:41.243 - It's like mint chocolate but leafy. 00:00:41.243 --> 00:00:43.588 - There's a smooth, sinewy of chocolate. 00:00:43.588 --> 00:00:46.468 - This isn't as horrible as I expected it to be. 00:00:46.468 --> 00:00:49.229 - I feel like really full already. 00:00:49.379 --> 00:00:51.999 (playful music) 00:00:52.919 --> 00:00:54.656 - There's one leaf is greener than the other, 00:00:54.656 --> 00:00:56.763 so I'm assuming this will be better. 00:00:56.763 --> 00:00:57.877 - We're relaxed. 00:00:57.877 --> 00:00:59.920 - It's light, it's coconutty. 00:00:59.920 --> 00:01:03.704 - No weird explosion nonsense bullshit going inside. 00:01:03.732 --> 00:01:05.576 - I actually ate the whole thing, like I enjoyed it. 00:01:05.576 --> 00:01:07.272 - You can't even swallow you have to keep chewing. 00:01:07.272 --> 00:01:09.442 - Well I can taste a lot of gulkand, 00:01:09.442 --> 00:01:10.854 that's a rose petal paste. 00:01:10.854 --> 00:01:12.391 - Why can't they just get rid of these leaves 00:01:12.391 --> 00:01:13.664 and have the rest of it. 00:01:13.785 --> 00:01:15.555 (playful music continues) 00:01:16.871 --> 00:01:19.449 - This is the paan I used to get my grandmother. 00:01:19.449 --> 00:01:21.171 (speaks foreign language) 00:01:21.171 --> 00:01:22.389 - Mmm, it's not bad. 00:01:22.389 --> 00:01:24.460 Now I know why it's the most popular one in India. 00:01:24.544 --> 00:01:26.923 - For a moment there, I let maybe-- 00:01:26.923 --> 00:01:29.245 - This is like ass, and that's the most professional way 00:01:29.245 --> 00:01:30.325 I can describe it. 00:01:30.325 --> 00:01:32.543 - It's just like more and more slime in my mouth. 00:01:32.543 --> 00:01:34.144 - My whole mouth has become really dry 00:01:34.144 --> 00:01:35.062 after having this. 00:01:35.062 --> 00:01:37.511 - Why am I eating paan that I do not like? 00:01:37.511 --> 00:01:39.090 - Has a really bittter aftertaste. 00:01:39.090 --> 00:01:41.482 - Yea, really bitter, but it's kinda nice. 00:01:41.482 --> 00:01:43.473 (playful music) 00:01:45.244 --> 00:01:48.379 - This is the paan with the tobacco and-- 00:01:48.379 --> 00:01:49.656 - The one you spit out. 00:01:49.656 --> 00:01:51.317 - This tastes great. 00:01:51.317 --> 00:01:52.756 - God this is strong. 00:01:52.756 --> 00:01:54.184 - [Voiceover] Did you swallow it? 00:01:54.884 --> 00:01:55.948 (laughter) 00:01:55.948 --> 00:01:57.230 - It's gone now. 00:01:57.230 --> 00:01:59.597 - And like the taste, I don't think I'm gonna get this taste 00:01:59.597 --> 00:02:00.780 out of my mouth for a while. 00:02:00.780 --> 00:02:01.958 - [Black t-shirt man] Oh my God! 00:02:01.958 --> 00:02:02.713 (spitting sounds) 00:02:02.713 --> 00:02:05.808 - It may be the most famous, but sorry, it's the worst. 00:02:05.808 --> 00:02:07.224 - God you ate most of it. 00:02:08.834 --> 00:02:11.498 - Let us bring attention to our fingers for a moment. 00:02:11.498 --> 00:02:12.857 This is what we have done. 00:02:12.857 --> 00:02:15.979 - This kinda made me miss my dad and all the paan outings. 00:02:15.979 --> 00:02:18.360 - It has to be an acquired taste. 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:20.053 - The paan was a little chewy, 00:02:21.453 --> 00:02:24.138 but I'm definitely not having paan solo. 00:02:24.138 --> 00:02:25.723 (laughter)