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(whipping)

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(squeaking)

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- [Voiceover] This is a baby.

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Basically a human, but
smaller and always drunk.

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She has caught the eye of a boy baby.

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He has picked out a ball for her.

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Now they are having a moment
that will soon be forgotten,

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because they're babies.

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None of them are sure where they are.

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Is it someone's birthday or something?

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Oh, it's for a photo shoot,

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the world's biggest baby photo shoot.

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Seriously? Don't parents have
enough pictures of their kids?

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Parents are the worst, am I right?

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Here is a baby being fed
lemons by his mother,

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so he can see how sour it is.

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Look how the mother is
smiling while the baby cries.

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You know, it's not actually
that bad outside the womb.

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Uh-oh, here's some new
babies to join the fun.

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Watch out, this baby pooped
himself and couldn't care less.

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This baby is trying to
connect with another baby,

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but he felt their relationship
was moving too fast

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and now she is alone.

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This is when she realized the
Disney movies were all lies.

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This baby has found a friend to cry with,

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sometimes it helps to have a friend.

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Wish I had a friend.

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There is a woman touching the babies

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and taking their pictures.

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The babies seem to have
no say in any of this.

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Out of boredom,

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these babies have started
their own fight club.

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Here's a baby trying
to escape the ball pit,

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silly baby, there is no escape.

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This prodigy is getting a
head start with Snapchat,

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has created a new filter with her mouth.

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And another baby afraid of commitment,

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that's a bad baby.

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Bad babies get fed lemons.

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There are so many babies in the room now.

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Oh finally, this must mean
it's time to take the picture.

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Say cheese little ones!

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Cheese!

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(picture snaps)

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Wait are, are any of the
babies looking at the camera?

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What was the whole point of any of this?

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In any case, we're gonna
reward them anyway.

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Here are some bubbles.

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Soothing, calming bubbles.

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Aah, oh,

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well, I guess it doesn't
work for everyone.

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Now here's a montage of babies falling.

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(old time piano music)

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(whipping)

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(squeaking)