WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.316 --> 00:00:02.668 (whizzing) (door hinge) 00:00:02.753 --> 00:00:03.775 - Warm days, am I right? 00:00:03.835 --> 00:00:05.021 - Oh, you're tellin' me. 00:00:06.233 --> 00:00:07.465 Ey, how's the old lady, huh? 00:00:07.529 --> 00:00:09.955 - Ey, which one? My wife or my neighbor? 00:00:09.955 --> 00:00:11.123 - Ahh! 00:00:11.123 --> 00:00:12.453 - Ey you know, so what about yourself? 00:00:12.453 --> 00:00:16.052 - Met this nice little waitress down at the Denny's. 00:00:16.052 --> 00:00:17.074 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:00:17.074 --> 00:00:18.038 Her name's Maria. 00:00:18.038 --> 00:00:19.512 - You gotta be careful Becky doesn't find out. 00:00:19.512 --> 00:00:21.474 - Oh, no, Becky doesn't know a thing. 00:00:21.474 --> 00:00:21.913 (phone vibrating) 00:00:21.913 --> 00:00:23.309 Hold on, I'm gettin' a phone call here. 00:00:23.309 --> 00:00:23.679 - Okay. 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:24.269 (clears throat) 00:00:24.829 --> 00:00:25.714 Hello? 00:00:26.463 --> 00:00:28.012 Free dozen roses, you say? 00:00:28.388 --> 00:00:30.919 Yo, Jeff. This company's sayin' they wanna give me 00:00:30.919 --> 00:00:34.045 a free dozen roses to send to anyone I want. 00:00:34.045 --> 00:00:35.566 All I have to do is give 'em a first name. 00:00:35.566 --> 00:00:37.905 How 'bout that waitress down at Denny's? 00:00:38.608 --> 00:00:40.763 - I hate to break it to you, sounds like a scam. 00:00:40.763 --> 00:00:42.218 I think you're on a radio show, buddy. 00:00:43.060 --> 00:00:44.325 - I'm sorry, radio show? 00:00:44.325 --> 00:00:46.265 - You know, a radio show where a wife calls in 00:00:46.265 --> 00:00:47.843 suspecting a husband's cheating. 00:00:47.843 --> 00:00:49.781 Then they call him up, offer him a dozen roses. 00:00:49.781 --> 00:00:51.581 If he picks his side chick over her, 00:00:51.581 --> 00:00:53.079 they call him out on it. 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:54.158 Dude, I think you're gettin' set up. 00:00:54.158 --> 00:00:56.376 - Yeah, Jeff. All they need is a first name. 00:00:56.376 --> 00:00:58.859 No last name, no street address, 00:00:58.859 --> 00:01:01.014 no billin' info, nothin'. 00:01:01.020 --> 00:01:02.703 They'll find her on their own. 00:01:02.703 --> 00:01:03.816 How crazy is that? 00:01:03.816 --> 00:01:06.116 - You're tellin' me some flower business 00:01:06.116 --> 00:01:09.285 is gonna be able to track down a woman by her first name? 00:01:09.285 --> 00:01:10.700 What is this? The CIA? 00:01:10.700 --> 00:01:13.221 - You know the technology these days and Twitter, who knows? 00:01:13.221 --> 00:01:14.939 - I don't know, I'mma just tell you one more time, 00:01:14.939 --> 00:01:16.611 I think you're on a morning radio show. 00:01:16.611 --> 00:01:19.684 - Listen Jeff, I'm not on a radio show. 00:01:19.684 --> 00:01:22.304 - [Radio] "Listen Jeff, I'm not on a radio show." 00:01:22.958 --> 00:01:24.444 - I mean, what else do you want? 00:01:24.444 --> 00:01:26.661 - I.. I think that's a coincidence. 00:01:27.232 --> 00:01:28.741 - [Radio] I think that's a coincidence. 00:01:28.741 --> 00:01:29.903 - Ey, listen Jeff. Can you turn that down Jeff? 00:01:29.903 --> 00:01:31.051 That's kinda echoing here. 00:01:31.051 --> 00:01:33.768 They just upped it to 53 roses, Jeff. 00:01:33.768 --> 00:01:35.742 How could I turn down the deal, huh? 00:01:35.742 --> 00:01:36.729 - I'm gonna tell you right now. 00:01:36.729 --> 00:01:40.629 You are 100% definitely on a radio show right now. 00:01:40.629 --> 00:01:41.942 - You've been listenin' to too much radio. 00:01:41.942 --> 00:01:44.030 I shoulda never given you that thing for Christmas. 00:01:44.030 --> 00:01:44.611 - You know what? 00:01:44.611 --> 00:01:46.132 If you actually think you're gonna get away with it, 00:01:46.132 --> 00:01:46.666 go for it. 00:01:46.666 --> 00:01:48.555 - Yeah, I do. I do. You know what Jeff? 00:01:48.555 --> 00:01:50.906 I'm gonna tell her a name, and the name is Maria. 00:01:50.906 --> 00:01:52.625 And I want you to include a note, 00:01:52.625 --> 00:01:55.174 "Ey, baby. Miss ya, can't wait to see ya this weekend." 00:01:56.391 --> 00:01:57.861 Becky, how'd you get on the line? 00:01:58.006 --> 00:01:59.131 - I told you how she got on the line. 00:01:59.528 --> 00:02:01.630 - Oh my God, this is a radio show. 00:02:01.630 --> 00:02:03.194 - I told you you were on a radio show. 00:02:05.323 --> 00:02:06.228 I'll let ya know right now. 00:02:06.228 --> 00:02:07.836 You just can't, you can't trust those things. 00:02:07.836 --> 00:02:09.628 It's too good, it's too good to be true. 00:02:09.628 --> 00:02:10.426 (phone buzzing) 00:02:10.426 --> 00:02:12.497 - Oh, hold on, gettin' a phone call. 00:02:12.497 --> 00:02:14.808 Hello? Wow. 00:02:15.958 --> 00:02:17.654 I just got offered a free cruise. 00:02:17.654 --> 00:02:20.680 All I have to say is if I'mma take my wife or my neighbor. 00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:21.901 - Pfft. 00:02:23.230 --> 00:02:24.781 - Yeah, I think her name's Carol. 00:02:25.340 --> 00:02:27.727 (upbeat dance music) 00:02:28.912 --> 00:02:30.818 (whizzing) (door hinge)