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- Dad, what's gonna happen if
I put diesel fuel in my car?

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(playful guitar music)

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Dad.

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- Hey, Dad.

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- Dad, I'm at a party and
I need to plunge a toilet.

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- Dad, what's a dipstick?

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- What the hell is in
the back of a toilet?

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Dad, which remote turns on my TV?

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My lights went off.

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How do I turn them back on?

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I'm trying to watch Bachelorette.

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Will I get electrocuted if I touch this

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circuit breaker board light thing?

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- Hey, Dad, how many plugs

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can I put in an outlet
before it becomes dangerous?

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Can we sue him for that?

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- What's a Roth IRA?

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- Can they sue us for that?

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- Well, what's a 401K?

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- I wasn't peeing in public.

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- Can I have more money?

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- If the engine light went off by itself,

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does that mean it's fixed?

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- Dad, do we have AAA?

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- Dad, if I've never changed
my oil, is that a bad thing?

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Hey, Dad.

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When did you know you wanted to marry Mom?

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- Hey.

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- Hey, what's up?

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- What are you doing out here?

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- Just talking to my dad.

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- We're gonna be late.

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- Okay
- [Woman] Come on.

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- Hey, Dad, I gotta go.

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(slow cheerful guitar music)