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- This isn't the chapter I studied for!

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(sobbing)

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(thud)

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I could have ruined my life.

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I'm gonna be a meth head on the street.

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(thuds against plastic)

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You're tricking me to
thinking that it's "this",

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but really, really it's "that".

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(thud against plastic)

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The last 10 I've done 'C' so

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there is no other answer but 'C'.

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If I spell my name right, does that count?

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I heard that counts.

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Skip it, skip it, skip it, skip it.

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Skip it, skip it.

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I'm gonna have the best
time on New Year's Eve

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and kiss a boy.

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(heavy metal music)

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Plenty of rich people
dropped out of college.

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I'm gonna be rich!

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Siri, what's the answer to question 42.

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- [Voiceover] Okay, I
found this on the Web

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for "what's the answer
to question 42 feet".

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- No!

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E quals mc squared times the number

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of Meryl Streep's Oscars to the pair of X

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divided by the number of snubs she has got

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and minus the hours of sleep

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that I personally have lost.

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That equals 93 billion light years

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which is approximately the size
of the observable Universe.

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So, in comparison

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why does any of this matter?

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Shall I go back to that
question I skipped?

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Forget it!

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We're all just star dust anyway.

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(techno music)

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- [Voiceover] All right, exam is over.

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Hand in your sheets.

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(paper rustling)

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- Yeah,

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that went well.

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Yeah.