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- Oh hey, yo, that doesn't count.

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I got a text.

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"Yo, TJ said to call him ASAP."

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- Why would he not just call you

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if it's an emergency?

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- I do something wrong?

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- You get all his toilet paper?

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(whoosh, squeak)

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- Did we pay rent?

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- Did you video the wrong Steve again?

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Maybe he like, won the lottery.

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- You think so?

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- [Voiceover] Seven, 16,
nine, five, three, and 30.

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- [Short man] What if he
got somebody pregnant?

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- Oh shit.

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What if he did get somebody pregnant?

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Maybe just, like, car trouble.

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- Yeah exactly, what if it is car trouble?

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(explodes)

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- I mean, it's not like he's in jail.

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- He's arguing with the neighbors again.

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- You got your stupid parties,

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where you're up all
night, I don't say shit.

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- Damn, did I leave the gas on?

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(explodes)

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- Maybe you need milk.

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- Maybe...

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- Bruh, didn't get kidnapped.

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Maybe he listened to my mixtape.

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(explodes)

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When's the last time
you called him anyway?

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- Yo, what's up?

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You okay?

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- [Voiceover] Yeah, just need to know

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the Wi-fi password.

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- Seriously?

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All right, it's uh, syrupsandwich490.

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- No, no, that's too long.

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Can you just text it to me?