WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.413 (classical music) 00:00:03.413 --> 00:00:05.504 (brushing teeth) 00:00:05.504 --> 00:00:06.764 - Why are you using my toothbrush? 00:00:06.764 --> 00:00:08.288 - Oh I'm sorry. 00:00:08.288 --> 00:00:09.429 I even notice. 00:00:09.429 --> 00:00:11.275 - Are you gonna stop? 00:00:11.275 --> 00:00:12.417 That's disgusting. 00:00:12.417 --> 00:00:13.185 - We kiss. 00:00:13.185 --> 00:00:14.261 It's like the same thing. 00:00:14.261 --> 00:00:15.094 - No it's not. 00:00:15.094 --> 00:00:15.808 - Yeah it is. 00:00:15.808 --> 00:00:16.543 - Stop it. 00:00:16.543 --> 00:00:17.269 - Stop it! 00:00:17.269 --> 00:00:18.773 - That's not how I sound. 00:00:18.773 --> 00:00:19.584 - That's not how I. 00:00:19.584 --> 00:00:20.342 - Stop. 00:00:20.342 --> 00:00:21.012 - Stop! 00:00:21.012 --> 00:00:22.124 - Put my toothbrush down. 00:00:22.124 --> 00:00:23.552 (giggling) 00:00:23.552 --> 00:00:24.256 - Put my toothbrush down! 00:00:24.256 --> 00:00:24.885 (laughter) 00:00:24.885 --> 00:00:25.537 - Put my toothbrush down. 00:00:25.537 --> 00:00:26.495 (laughter) 00:00:26.495 --> 00:00:27.797 - Stop please. 00:00:27.797 --> 00:00:28.695 Don't tickle me. 00:00:29.882 --> 00:00:30.933 What the hell? 00:00:34.854 --> 00:00:35.931 I'm not sorry that happened. 00:00:35.931 --> 00:00:37.030 - C'mon. 00:00:37.030 --> 00:00:38.363 - You can't just tickle people to get whatever you want. 00:00:38.363 --> 00:00:39.590 It's weird that I even have to say that. 00:00:41.563 --> 00:00:42.731 (beep) 00:00:42.731 --> 00:00:44.303 - 5.45. 00:00:48.213 --> 00:00:49.621 - [Voiceover] You can't just tickle people 00:00:49.621 --> 00:00:50.720 to get whatever you want. 00:00:50.720 --> 00:00:52.143 It's weird that I even have to say that. 00:00:54.048 --> 00:00:56.021 - No, no. (laughter) 00:00:56.021 --> 00:00:56.747 - You're gonna give it? 00:00:56.747 --> 00:00:57.781 - No, no, no. (laughter) 00:00:57.781 --> 00:00:58.677 OK, OK! 00:00:58.677 --> 00:00:59.712 Fine! 00:00:59.712 --> 00:01:01.572 (police siren) 00:01:02.443 --> 00:01:03.477 (techno music) 00:01:03.477 --> 00:01:04.245 - Give me it! 00:01:04.245 --> 00:01:04.779 Give it. 00:01:04.779 --> 00:01:06.133 (laughter) 00:01:06.133 --> 00:01:08.352 (yelling) 00:01:08.352 --> 00:01:10.667 (techno music) 00:01:10.667 --> 00:01:11.850 (machine clanging) 00:01:11.850 --> 00:01:13.003 (buttons and beeps) 00:01:15.657 --> 00:01:17.642 - Babe, you forgot your wal. 00:01:17.642 --> 00:01:19.526 Oh my god. 00:01:19.526 --> 00:01:20.155 What did? 00:01:20.155 --> 00:01:21.232 - I got the toothbrush. 00:01:21.232 --> 00:01:22.309 - Did you hurt someone? 00:01:22.309 --> 00:01:22.960 - No, no. 00:01:22.960 --> 00:01:23.878 I tickled people. 00:01:23.878 --> 00:01:25.275 I went a little overboard. 00:01:25.275 --> 00:01:27.023 I'll admit. 00:01:27.023 --> 00:01:28.731 But c'mon. 00:01:28.731 --> 00:01:29.830 - You gotta go. 00:01:29.830 --> 00:01:30.640 - What? 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:31.739 - I'm not trying to go to jail. 00:01:31.739 --> 00:01:32.678 This is weird. 00:01:32.678 --> 00:01:34.426 - This is gonna be the last time you see me. 00:01:34.426 --> 00:01:35.291 - OK. 00:01:35.291 --> 00:01:37.498 - You take that toothbrush cause I don't need it. 00:01:37.498 --> 00:01:38.267 - Great. 00:01:38.267 --> 00:01:39.643 - Now you have two toothbrushes. 00:01:39.643 --> 00:01:42.267 - It's a very weird breakdown for you to have. 00:01:42.267 --> 00:01:45.631 (techno music) 00:01:48.571 --> 00:01:49.883 - You're not even Ivy League. 00:01:49.883 --> 00:01:51.089 You have no experience or training 00:01:51.089 --> 00:01:52.528 even remotely suited for this job. 00:01:52.528 --> 00:01:53.872 I can say without a doubt 00:01:53.872 --> 00:01:55.451 that you would never 00:01:55.451 --> 00:01:56.710 and I mean never 00:01:56.710 --> 00:01:58.160 work for my corporation. 00:01:58.160 --> 00:02:00.950 Oh please. (laughter) 00:02:03.078 --> 00:02:03.951 - Do I have it? 00:02:03.951 --> 00:02:04.635 - Yes! 00:02:04.635 --> 00:02:05.350 - Yes what? 00:02:05.350 --> 00:02:06.224 - You you have the job. 00:02:06.224 --> 00:02:07.462 - Yes what? 00:02:07.462 --> 00:02:08.582 - Yes you have the job! 00:02:08.582 --> 00:02:09.884 You have the job. 00:02:09.884 --> 00:02:10.736 You're hired! 00:02:10.736 --> 00:02:12.911 - Alright. 00:02:12.911 --> 00:02:14.267 - You don't take no for an answer, kid. 00:02:14.267 --> 00:02:16.175 I like that. 00:02:16.175 --> 00:02:19.882 (techno music) 00:02:27.355 --> 00:02:28.800 (movie film rolling) 00:02:41.072 --> 00:02:42.150 - Oh god. 00:02:42.150 --> 00:02:43.909 - I really wanted to give you these 00:02:43.909 --> 00:02:44.784 cause I miss you a lot. 00:02:44.784 --> 00:02:45.401 - I don't. 00:02:45.401 --> 00:02:46.555 - Everything sucks now. 00:02:46.555 --> 00:02:47.696 - Dude you're a mess. 00:02:47.696 --> 00:02:48.795 - I need to talk to my best friend. 00:02:48.795 --> 00:02:49.499 - Ah. 00:02:49.499 --> 00:02:50.309 Just. 00:02:50.309 --> 00:02:52.752 Oh no c'mon. 00:02:52.752 --> 00:02:53.648 OK. 00:02:53.648 --> 00:02:54.544 This doesn't mean that we're. 00:02:54.544 --> 00:02:55.536 Hey! 00:02:55.536 --> 00:02:56.698 (yelling) 00:02:56.698 --> 00:02:58.320 (laughter) 00:02:58.320 --> 00:03:00.336 - You're under arrest for robbery, 00:03:00.336 --> 00:03:01.605 grand theft auto, and assault! 00:03:01.605 --> 00:03:03.227 - LAPD, bitch. 00:03:03.227 --> 00:03:04.037 - What? 00:03:04.037 --> 00:03:05.031 Jen! 00:03:05.031 --> 00:03:06.256 Did you do this? 00:03:06.256 --> 00:03:07.207 - Yes. 00:03:07.207 --> 00:03:08.347 I told you I wasn't gonna go to jail. 00:03:08.347 --> 00:03:10.544 (handcuffs tightening) 00:03:10.544 --> 00:03:11.696 You're just a weird guy. 00:03:11.696 --> 00:03:13.531 - Jen! 00:03:13.531 --> 00:03:15.648 (yelling) 00:03:18.406 --> 00:03:19.035 - Hey wait. 00:03:19.035 --> 00:03:20.455 You guys still have my purse. 00:03:20.455 --> 00:03:21.488 Hey. 00:03:21.488 --> 00:03:23.365 (birds chirping) 00:03:23.365 --> 00:03:27.616 (classical music)