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- Time management type
stuff, that's something

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we've got to hang on eventually.

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Ah, that comes with time.

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Oh.

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What?

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- Are you serious

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- Fuck.

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- Hysteric?

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No!

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Derek, what the hell?
- [Seated man] What are you?

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- I was working on that.

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I have to do the fucking reports!

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- That's a computer.

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So just, yeah, keep that in mind and uh.

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- Jack is probably like
the grossest guy at work,

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I think, three day old
sandwich on my desk.

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Yeah man, Jack's just like
probably one of the grossest

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guys in the office,
(mumbling through food)

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clean you know, like,

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(smacking sound)

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- Oh shit!

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- You just slapped me.

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You just friggin' slapped me, man!

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Yeah, I mean I'm not wrong in this Derek,

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am I, Jack's like probably
one of the grossest guys.

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- Hey Derek, do you have those copies

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that they were talking about?

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- Shhh.

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Shut your beautiful mouth.

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- Why don't you make me?

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- Shh, shut your mouth.

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Shut your beautiful mouth.

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- Do you need something, Derek?

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That's weird.

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- [Man] Hey Derek, could you get

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these figures over to Todd for me?

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Thanks, champ.

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Uh Derek,

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So the office has sort
of noticed your getting

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smashed and watching cartoons at work,

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could you stop?

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- What?

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- Uh, Derek, you had
your presentation ready

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to go, yeah?

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- Yeah.

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- Sure.

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(light music playing)

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- [Man] What?

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Derek!

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So yeah, those are my
favorite days of the week.

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(rock music)

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- You like that, you like that, hold on.

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Wait, no, no, no, wait.

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- Well as Todd I find this hostile.

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- Fine, that way, hold on.

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- That's a little better.