WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.096 --> 00:00:03.347 - Everything that I learned in the Navy is not built 00:00:03.347 --> 00:00:04.525 for this game at all. 00:00:04.525 --> 00:00:09.523 (upbeat music) 00:00:09.523 --> 00:00:11.007 My name is Jonathan Dock Farrow, 00:00:11.007 --> 00:00:12.896 I was a Corpsman in the United States Navy 00:00:12.896 --> 00:00:14.542 serving with the United States Marine Corps. 00:00:14.542 --> 00:00:16.655 - I am Lisa. I was an Intelligence Specialist. 00:00:16.655 --> 00:00:19.784 - I was a medic, the guy who patched you up if you got shot. 00:00:19.784 --> 00:00:23.075 - I served in Virginia Beach, Bahrain 00:00:23.075 --> 00:00:25.635 and on the USS Bonhomme Richard. 00:00:25.635 --> 00:00:28.134 - The last time that I played Battleship, 00:00:28.134 --> 00:00:30.105 we'll say 25 years ago. 00:00:30.105 --> 00:00:33.823 - 1984 was the last time I played, nope, 1986. 00:00:33.823 --> 00:00:36.141 - I'm gonna won, simply because I'm Doc. 00:00:36.141 --> 00:00:38.739 - I was actually stationed on a ship, 00:00:38.739 --> 00:00:40.730 so I think I'm gonna kick his ass. 00:00:40.730 --> 00:00:45.730 (dramatic music) 00:00:57.167 --> 00:00:57.756 - [Jonathan] Great. 00:00:57.756 --> 00:00:58.691 - Let's do it. 00:00:58.691 --> 00:01:00.316 - [Jonathan] You'll never think to shoot me there. 00:01:00.316 --> 00:01:02.165 - Somebody's gonna lose his fleet. 00:01:02.165 --> 00:01:03.932 - This is not strategically how a carrier group 00:01:03.932 --> 00:01:04.948 would be by the way. 00:01:04.948 --> 00:01:06.310 - And you know this how? 00:01:06.310 --> 00:01:07.407 - [Jonathan] Well, how would you know? 00:01:07.407 --> 00:01:10.190 - I was on an amphibious assault ship. Ready? 00:01:10.190 --> 00:01:11.612 (laughing) 00:01:11.612 --> 00:01:12.872 B2. 00:01:12.872 --> 00:01:13.725 - [Jonathan] Direct hit. 00:01:13.725 --> 00:01:16.305 - (claps) Yes! (laughs) 00:01:16.305 --> 00:01:17.992 - D4. 00:01:17.992 --> 00:01:19.922 - Miss. As I suspected. 00:01:19.922 --> 00:01:20.856 - [Jonathan] I'm sorry what was that? 00:01:20.856 --> 00:01:21.710 - Hit. 00:01:21.710 --> 00:01:22.949 - Direct hit, okay, great. 00:01:22.949 --> 00:01:23.782 - [Lisa] Direct hit. 00:01:23.782 --> 00:01:24.615 - Sweet. 00:01:26.697 --> 00:01:28.749 I'm chasing after ya. I'm adjusting fire. 00:01:28.749 --> 00:01:31.271 - D2, I'm already gonna put it in there. 00:01:31.271 --> 00:01:33.222 - D2. - [Lisa] Yes. 00:01:33.222 --> 00:01:34.034 - It's my shot, right? 00:01:34.034 --> 00:01:34.888 - Time's a wasting. - [Jonathan] Okay. 00:01:34.888 --> 00:01:36.066 (laughing) 00:01:36.066 --> 00:01:37.576 F8. 00:01:37.671 --> 00:01:38.362 - Miss. 00:01:38.362 --> 00:01:39.459 - I'm sorry. - [Lisa] E2. 00:01:39.459 --> 00:01:41.369 - You sank my battleship. 00:01:41.369 --> 00:01:43.418 (beeping) 00:01:43.418 --> 00:01:44.292 (Lisa laughing) - [Jonathan] Oh, it's funny? 00:01:44.292 --> 00:01:45.520 - Pruned your ass. 00:01:46.446 --> 00:01:47.505 You got your (beep) together now? 00:01:47.505 --> 00:01:49.415 - My (beep) always been together. 00:01:49.415 --> 00:01:50.552 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:01:50.552 --> 00:01:52.140 - You sunk my patrol boat! 00:01:52.140 --> 00:01:53.133 (beeping) - [Jonathan] That's right. 00:01:53.133 --> 00:01:53.966 - Miss. 00:01:53.966 --> 00:01:54.697 - Miss. 00:01:54.697 --> 00:01:55.327 - Miss. 00:01:55.327 --> 00:01:57.630 D5. 00:01:57.724 --> 00:01:58.435 - Hit. 00:01:58.435 --> 00:02:00.162 - (claps) Yes. 00:02:00.162 --> 00:02:00.793 Miss. 00:02:00.793 --> 00:02:01.564 - Miss. 00:02:01.564 --> 00:02:02.194 - Miss. 00:02:02.194 --> 00:02:04.449 - God bless America. 00:02:04.449 --> 00:02:07.903 - You're going down, you're going down. 00:02:07.903 --> 00:02:08.858 - You sank my destroyer. 00:02:08.858 --> 00:02:11.499 (beeping) 00:02:11.499 --> 00:02:12.373 - How you feeling? 00:02:12.373 --> 00:02:13.206 - Dying over here. 00:02:13.206 --> 00:02:14.242 - Starting to sweat a little bit. 00:02:14.242 --> 00:02:16.436 (Lisa laughing) - I sweat all the time, 00:02:16.436 --> 00:02:17.086 shut up. 00:02:17.086 --> 00:02:18.691 - Hit. (Jonathan laughing) 00:02:18.691 --> 00:02:19.464 - Hit. 00:02:19.464 --> 00:02:20.134 - Hit. 00:02:20.134 --> 00:02:21.517 I wasted a missile. 00:02:21.517 --> 00:02:22.613 - [Jonathan] I know, I know. 00:02:22.613 --> 00:02:25.315 - I don't remember this being so stressful when I was 12. 00:02:25.315 --> 00:02:26.453 - Really? It is stressful. 00:02:26.453 --> 00:02:28.992 - G8. I sunk your battleship! 00:02:28.992 --> 00:02:31.735 (beeping) 00:02:31.735 --> 00:02:33.462 - No! You sunk my courier! 00:02:33.462 --> 00:02:34.376 - It's a courier. 00:02:34.376 --> 00:02:35.108 - Hey! 00:02:35.108 --> 00:02:36.875 - Is he bringing packages to your ship? 00:02:36.875 --> 00:02:39.455 - Ha! I just sunk some (beep) right there, didn't I? 00:02:39.455 --> 00:02:40.756 - You got a direct hit. 00:02:40.756 --> 00:02:42.259 - And I know where the next one's going. 00:02:42.259 --> 00:02:43.783 - [Lisa] No sinking is gonna be done right now. 00:02:43.783 --> 00:02:44.697 - And guess who's gonna be saying 00:02:44.697 --> 00:02:45.551 they sunk some (beep) next? 00:02:45.551 --> 00:02:47.399 - [Lisa] No! You sunk my battleship! 00:02:47.399 --> 00:02:49.676 - I didn't sink your battleship! I sank your courier! 00:02:49.676 --> 00:02:51.016 - You didn't sink my courier. 00:02:51.016 --> 00:02:52.052 - Your carrier. 00:02:52.052 --> 00:02:54.449 - I sunk your patrol boat. 00:02:54.449 --> 00:02:55.689 - You didn't shoot my patrol boat. 00:02:55.689 --> 00:02:57.131 - Destroyer. U Boat? 00:02:57.131 --> 00:02:58.513 - We didn't have U Boats. 00:02:58.513 --> 00:03:01.337 - All right, we could be in 1940. 00:03:01.337 --> 00:03:03.450 - [Jonathan] The Germans had, oh, my God. 00:03:03.450 --> 00:03:04.425 (Lisa laughing) 00:03:04.425 --> 00:03:05.441 - I'm so excited. 00:03:05.441 --> 00:03:06.680 (laughing) 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:07.595 (shouting) 00:03:07.595 --> 00:03:08.712 - What happened? What'd I say? 00:03:08.712 --> 00:03:09.748 - You sunk my destroyer. 00:03:09.748 --> 00:03:12.085 - [Jonathan] That's right I sunk your god damn destroyer! 00:03:12.085 --> 00:03:14.164 - Good strategy takes time. 00:03:14.631 --> 00:03:16.718 - You're getting bombed, you don't have time. 00:03:16.718 --> 00:03:17.612 - E8. 00:03:17.612 --> 00:03:18.404 - Yes. 00:03:18.404 --> 00:03:20.822 J9. 00:03:20.822 --> 00:03:21.939 (shouting) 00:03:21.939 --> 00:03:23.443 (beeping) - [Jonathan] Yes! 00:03:23.443 --> 00:03:25.982 (laughing) 00:03:25.982 --> 00:03:27.018 - You sunk my whole fleet. 00:03:27.018 --> 00:03:28.928 I went in there with a good game plan 00:03:28.928 --> 00:03:30.960 of putting the ships in the pegs. 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:32.717 We came out victorious.