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- No. No! No no no no...

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- Yeah, this is going to be horrible.

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(upbeat music)

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- [Man and Blonde Woman] Melon!

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- Let's go.

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- Okay.

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Oh, God.

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- Yeah, wasn't expecting this.

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I'm gonna be drunk.

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- I just, oh my God.

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(clears throat)

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- That's one of the worst
things I've ever tasted.

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- God, I did not think it
was gonna be this strong.

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- I would say 100% vodka, 0% melon.

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- [Brunette Woman] Mmmm, cucumbers.

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(cough)

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I don't like it, but I don't hate it.

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- When I bite it, it feels
like I'm taking a shot.

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- Yeah. Except a shot that doesn't end.

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- This is like if you took vodka,

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and made it crunchy somehow.

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- [Man] Here we go.

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- [Blonde Woman] Berries!

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- The color of the strawberries
is very, very scary.

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- It's like, pink.

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- It's like, ghost pink.

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- It's actually not that bad.

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It's maybe like, a eight.

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- I was gonna say eight, too.

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- I'm gonna try a blueberry now. Oh!

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- The blueberry is completely fine.

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- If you have children and
you want them to fall asleep,

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get a bunch of blueberries.

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- Don't do that.

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- I'm getting drunk.

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(laughter)

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- [Man] Tomato.

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- I think this is gonna
maybe taste like pizza.

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- Wow.

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- Like a, like you
dumped a bottle of vodka

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on a pizza.

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- I actually am surprised
at how not bad this is.

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- Oh my God.

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- It got better.

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- It got worse for me!

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- The alcohol is not
as strong, in this one.

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- Four, this is a four out of 10.

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- Seven. It was a seven for me.

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- [Blonde Woman] App-

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- [Brunette Woman] Are those apples?

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- Wow, these apples
- These apples look gross.

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- they do not look appealing.

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- Smells like somebody tried
to make an apple dog food.

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- Oh, this is a lot better.

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Still bad.

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- Oh no.

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- Oh, my God.

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- Much better.

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- Way better.

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- Much better, much more bearable.

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- It's fruitier.

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- I'd rather enjoy my
alcohol, as I consumed it.

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- I'd rather eat food out of the garbage,

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than eat this vodka food.

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(upbeat music)

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Why did we agree to this?

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- I don't know, it sounded fun.

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(creaking sign)