WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.610 --> 00:00:01.590 - Job interviews. 00:00:01.590 --> 00:00:03.230 - [Job Candidate] Right. - [Mr. Evans] Nervous. 00:00:03.230 --> 00:00:04.180 - So nervous. 00:00:04.800 --> 00:00:07.343 - Well, hey, we are the final two. 00:00:07.883 --> 00:00:09.973 So,hey, you have fifty, fifty shot, 00:00:09.973 --> 00:00:11.773 that's a pretty good chance, of a job. 00:00:11.773 --> 00:00:12.853 - I didn't know that. 00:00:12.853 --> 00:00:14.723 - [Lady] Mr Evans we'd like to see you. 00:00:14.723 --> 00:00:15.643 - Yeah, that's me. 00:00:16.413 --> 00:00:17.713 - I'm sorry to have to tell you this, 00:00:17.713 --> 00:00:19.893 but we've decided to go in a different direction. 00:00:20.403 --> 00:00:21.333 - Oh no. 00:00:21.333 --> 00:00:22.883 (somber music) 00:00:22.883 --> 00:00:24.313 - You didn't get the job. 00:00:24.313 --> 00:00:26.185 I can provide you with excellent resource. 00:00:26.185 --> 00:00:27.483 (sobbing) 00:00:30.203 --> 00:00:31.703 - Oh God. 00:00:31.703 --> 00:00:33.833 - This is the worst day of my life. 00:00:33.833 --> 00:00:36.113 - Oh, thank you again for-- 00:00:36.113 --> 00:00:37.293 Okay. 00:00:40.613 --> 00:00:42.707 - Hey, how did it go? 00:00:42.707 --> 00:00:43.563 - I got the job. 00:00:44.453 --> 00:00:45.013 Yeah 00:00:45.763 --> 00:00:46.423 - What? 00:00:46.423 --> 00:00:49.973 - Yeah, he just decided to give me the job on the spot. 00:00:49.973 --> 00:00:51.423 So it was really good in there. 00:00:51.423 --> 00:00:53.063 - If I were you, I would just go home, 00:00:53.063 --> 00:00:54.103 don't even worry about it. 00:00:54.103 --> 00:00:56.303 - I think I should still go inside and talk to him. 00:00:56.303 --> 00:00:57.853 - I wouldn't do that if I were you. 00:00:57.853 --> 00:00:59.353 - I just did drive all the way down, so-- 00:00:59.353 --> 00:01:01.295 - You know what, I just realized that I forgot my phone 00:01:01.295 --> 00:01:03.193 in there, I'm going to go grab that. 00:01:03.193 --> 00:01:04.743 I'll be right back. 00:01:04.743 --> 00:01:05.523 Just stay there. 00:01:06.413 --> 00:01:08.533 Look, I will do whatever it takes to get this job. 00:01:08.533 --> 00:01:09.243 - Mr Evans. 00:01:09.243 --> 00:01:11.203 - Please, please, I'm begging you. 00:01:11.203 --> 00:01:12.736 I need this job. 00:01:12.736 --> 00:01:13.993 I need it. 00:01:13.993 --> 00:01:15.293 You don't understand. 00:01:15.293 --> 00:01:16.543 I've got some people after me. 00:01:16.543 --> 00:01:17.583 There, I said it. 00:01:17.583 --> 00:01:18.293 - Mr Evans! 00:01:18.293 --> 00:01:19.323 I need a job! 00:01:19.323 --> 00:01:20.603 Can I have it? 00:01:21.293 --> 00:01:22.055 I'm afraid no. 00:01:22.055 --> 00:01:22.953 - Damn it! 00:01:24.893 --> 00:01:25.883 Okay! 00:01:29.413 --> 00:01:30.815 - Hey, what happened in there? 00:01:30.815 --> 00:01:31.885 - Ah the benefits. 00:01:33.005 --> 00:01:34.627 We were just talking about all the great 00:01:34.627 --> 00:01:36.905 healthcare options I have and I can 00:01:36.905 --> 00:01:39.185 finally get that Lasik eye surgery I've been wanting. 00:01:39.185 --> 00:01:40.435 I was just picking up the vibe from him 00:01:40.435 --> 00:01:41.695 that you should just go home. 00:01:42.595 --> 00:01:44.065 - I think it's worth a shot, I'm just going to go. 00:01:44.065 --> 00:01:47.275 - I forgot what we were talking about at tea time. 00:01:47.275 --> 00:01:50.405 Golf, I forget the number, it was 9:25 or 10:25. 00:01:50.405 --> 00:01:51.705 I'm going to pick it up. 00:01:51.705 --> 00:01:52.925 Be right back, stay there. 00:01:52.925 --> 00:01:53.725 - Oh come on. 00:01:53.725 --> 00:01:54.665 - I'm giving you one more shot. 00:01:54.665 --> 00:01:56.415 I'm giving you one more shot. 00:01:56.415 --> 00:01:58.455 You don't understand how much I need this job. 00:01:58.455 --> 00:02:00.565 - No, not my, oh God. 00:02:00.565 --> 00:02:01.625 - I need this job. 00:02:01.625 --> 00:02:02.715 - You have to get out. 00:02:02.715 --> 00:02:03.925 - You want to hire him. 00:02:03.925 --> 00:02:05.385 You want to hire him. 00:02:05.385 --> 00:02:06.795 He looks like he does drugs. 00:02:06.795 --> 00:02:08.595 I saw him sniffing before this. 00:02:09.975 --> 00:02:12.945 You want to hire a druggy, over me? 00:02:12.945 --> 00:02:15.497 Are you kidding me, I want to do something wild right now. 00:02:15.497 --> 00:02:17.185 - Okay, okay, okay. 00:02:17.185 --> 00:02:17.967 - Give me the job. 00:02:17.967 --> 00:02:18.475 - Hi. 00:02:18.475 --> 00:02:19.815 - Hi, I've got a new hiring! 00:02:19.815 --> 00:02:20.525 - No! 00:02:20.525 --> 00:02:20.975 - Give me it. 00:02:20.975 --> 00:02:21.795 - Get me security please. 00:02:21.795 --> 00:02:22.525 - Give it to me. 00:02:22.525 --> 00:02:23.715 They're going to call security. 00:02:23.715 --> 00:02:24.485 - Mr. Evans? 00:02:25.405 --> 00:02:26.925 - Hey, what the hell, man? 00:02:26.925 --> 00:02:28.145 - I just made partner. 00:02:28.145 --> 00:02:30.125 - I heard you slandering me in there. 00:02:30.125 --> 00:02:32.615 - I was trying to get you a job in there. 00:02:32.615 --> 00:02:34.575 - By saying that I do drugs? 00:02:34.575 --> 00:02:36.665 - I did not do that. 00:02:36.665 --> 00:02:38.915 I just think you need to go man. 00:02:38.915 --> 00:02:40.795 - You know what, I think you're trying 00:02:40.795 --> 00:02:43.155 to get me to leave so that you get the job by default. 00:02:43.155 --> 00:02:44.715 - That is not, oh security is here. 00:02:44.715 --> 00:02:46.465 That's not what's going on. 00:02:46.465 --> 00:02:48.885 I, oh, look at this, this is so funny. 00:02:48.885 --> 00:02:51.455 This is what they do to the new guys. 00:02:51.455 --> 00:02:52.555 Just hazing the new guy. 00:02:52.555 --> 00:02:53.975 Right, I'll see you guys Monday 00:02:53.975 --> 00:02:55.435 'cause I definitely got the job. 00:02:55.435 --> 00:02:59.115 (electronic music) 00:03:00.942 --> 00:03:02.474 Just one more shot!