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- Honestly, building a
cat fort with someone is

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one of the most intimate experiences that

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two or three humans can share together.

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(upbeat techno music)

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- Hi, my name is Jack and
we're at my apartment.

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What we're doin' today
is we're gonna build

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the world's greatest cat fort.

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For my cat Jenkins.

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This is Jenkins' current cat fort.

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This little tree in no way
represents what Jenkins deserves.

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Jenkins gives and gives and
gives, and all he does is give.

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I feel like a cat with a heart that big,

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deserves a home to match.

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We're all prepped, everyone is here.

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We've got all the stuff and
it's just the right time

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because every day at this time,

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Jenkins takes a long nap.

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We're gonna have to be very, very quiet

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so we don't wake him up.

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But I think we're gonna get this done

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before cat nap time is over.

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I'm excited, guys let's do this!

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♫ Pull, rack and roll ♫

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- Hi, I'm Tanner.

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I'm helping Jack build the cat fort.

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- (laughs)

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My name is Summer and I'm
here to make sure that

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any cat involved in this
fort has a good time.

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- [Jack] Do we have enough boxes?

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- Yeah.

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You got a lot of cardboard to work with.

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- Jenkins has one lifelong passion,

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and that is a passion for cardboard.

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I think he's gonna be
really, really excited.

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(box dropping)

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- [Jack] Shh.

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You wanna have a periscope
coming out of here,

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so he can get in and
poke his little head out.

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- You wanna pull the
knife towards yourself.

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So, here's what I'm doing
is I'm making a shelf

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that's gonna sit on the inside of a box

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so that he can jump up

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and jump out the roof of the box.

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- I've got two triangle-shaped pieces,

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they've both got slits cut in them

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to kind of slide in there to get

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(box banging)

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right here.
(bird singing)

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It's a cat toy that's in there.

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- I am slightly worried because
we have a huge amount to do,

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including building a courtyard and

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putting crenellations and decorations

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on all of this stuff.

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Crenellation is what
you see on battlements

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of a castle that goes like this.

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So, I'm creating a little
crenellation station here,

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so that we can have some of this stuff

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all around the side of the fort.

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- We need one more here
to match that side.

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- Oh right, but you're
gonna have it go up.

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- No.
- [Jack] No?

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- [Jack] Tensions are a little bit high.

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My main thing is I hope that

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Tanner's not displeased with me.

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He said I was gonna be bad at this

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and he didn't wanna trust
me with the job, so...

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- Jack, how's that crenellation goin'?

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- Good man!

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Oh Jesus.

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Well, this is the best I can do.

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If he doesn't like it...

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(drum roll)

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- Good!

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Well, I kinda lost my wind
there for a little bit,

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I thought we weren't gonna
get this thing done but,

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I think we're gonna do this.

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Pque-pque, pque.

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Okay, the cat is about to wake up.

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We've got five, maybe 10
more minutes if we're lucky,

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and we have so much more to do.

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I don't know if we're gonna
be able to make it in time

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before he gets out of bed.

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(energetic drum beat)

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- Wooo!

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(upbeat guitar music)

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- Okay, so we're finally finished.

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This is the completed
structure, here's what we have.

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We have a big skull right in the entrance,

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which is to intimidate Jenkins's enemies,

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but will not intimidate Jenkins
cuz he's a very brave boy.

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Everything in the courtyard here

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is centralized around this one pole.

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It's wrapped with rope so Jenkins

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can really scratch on it if he needs to.

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But it's also got a
lotta string hanging down

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so he can play and bat at the string.

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He can get inside onto a big
step that's built up in there.

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Get onto the top where he
can look at his drawbridge.

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He can go inside one of these boxes

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and look out of his periscope.

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Or he can relax in this
lovely Fort Jenkins

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right on the far east
side of the building.

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This is the finished cat fort.

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- I'm gonna get out of here.

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- (laughs)

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- It may be time to wake Jenkins up and

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see what he thinks of it.

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- Let's get Jenkins!

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Let's get Jenkins!

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- We're about to bring him in.

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This is gonna be his first
reaction to the fort.

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I don't know what to expect.

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(suspenseful music)

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(laughing)

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(whimsical music)