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- Yeah!

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There it is.

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- You drink enough of that,

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everything's gonna be great again.

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(upbeat instrumental music)

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- So BuzzFeed apparently spent $200

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on this discontinued Trump vodka

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so that we could drink it today.

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- This?

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(gasping in disbelief)

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- You spent $200 on Trump vodka?

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(peaceful instrumental music)

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- I didn't know Trump had a vodka.

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- I guess he kind of looks
like he just took a shot.

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- This is like his skin color.

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(laughing)

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- The world's finest...

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- "Produced and bottled by..."

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What is it?

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"The Netherlands?"

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That's not America.

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- It's probably gonna taste like misogyny.

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- Inequality.

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- This vodka is going to
taste like self tanner.

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- Pray for me.
- [Man] L'Chaim!

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- Wait, it's a cork.

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- Ooo!

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(chuckling)

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- Do I have to do all that?

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That was a lot.

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- Uh oh!

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- There you go.
- [Man Two] Yeah?

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- I can do that.

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(clinking glasses together)

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- Okay, let's go.

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(exclaiming in disgust)

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- [Both] Cheers!

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- I'm so afraid.

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- That is surprisingly good.

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- Ooo, ooo, that burns like a UTI.

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- Trump Vodka, putting
the T back into UTI.

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(laughing)

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- It tastes like a mix in
between a expensive vodka

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and a cheap vodka.

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Nah.

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- It's good, it's not $200 good.

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- I would pay not to drink this.

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- This may be hard to believe

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but I have actually had worse
vodka than this in my life.

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- I would do another shot of this,

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I hate to say.

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(clinking glasses together)
- Just for you internet.

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(clinking glasses together)

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- Ahhh!

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- Oh, we need to build a wall around this.

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So it doesn't hurt anybody ever again.