WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.153 --> 00:00:01.570 - Watch out, watch out, watch out, 00:00:01.570 --> 00:00:02.826 watch out, watch out, watch out, 00:00:02.826 --> 00:00:04.102 watch out, watch out, 00:00:04.102 --> 00:00:05.640 Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:00:05.640 --> 00:00:09.741 (upbeat music) 00:00:10.608 --> 00:00:11.627 - [Voiceover] We're doing it. 00:00:11.627 --> 00:00:13.627 - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:00:13.627 --> 00:00:14.763 - You're outta wiper fluid, bro. 00:00:14.763 --> 00:00:16.851 - I know, I've been outta wiper fluid for ages. 00:00:16.851 --> 00:00:18.779 - What if a bunch of dirt gets on the front? 00:00:18.779 --> 00:00:20.035 - It's a whole new game. 00:00:20.035 --> 00:00:22.915 We're gonna go find the best fried chicken. 00:00:22.915 --> 00:00:24.515 - From any grocery store. 00:00:24.515 --> 00:00:25.514 - In Los Angeles. 00:00:25.514 --> 00:00:27.675 - We're trying to represent all the chains of America today. 00:00:27.675 --> 00:00:28.278 - That's right. 00:00:28.278 --> 00:00:29.298 - Let's get to the nitty gritty. 00:00:29.298 --> 00:00:30.898 What makes good fried chicken good? 00:00:30.898 --> 00:00:31.782 - [Both] Rubric. 00:00:31.782 --> 00:00:32.570 - Beauty. 00:00:32.570 --> 00:00:34.455 - Crispiness is the number one factor. 00:00:34.455 --> 00:00:35.754 - It needs to be moist. 00:00:37.214 --> 00:00:38.243 - Moist. 00:00:38.243 --> 00:00:40.123 We've got sexy nod, we've got wow factor. 00:00:40.123 --> 00:00:41.446 I'm a drumstick man myself. 00:00:41.446 --> 00:00:42.559 - I'm a breast boy. 00:00:42.559 --> 00:00:43.419 - You're a breast boy? 00:00:43.419 --> 00:00:44.652 You wanna be our wing man? 00:00:44.652 --> 00:00:45.769 - I can be the wing man. 00:00:45.769 --> 00:00:46.905 - Alright, Kevin's our wing man. 00:00:46.905 --> 00:00:49.112 Hopefully we'll assemble a team of thigh guys 00:00:49.112 --> 00:00:50.549 by the end of the day. 00:00:50.549 --> 00:00:52.013 - I think we should go to Food4Less first. 00:00:52.013 --> 00:00:53.336 - This Food4Less feels like you're 00:00:53.336 --> 00:00:54.906 preparing for an earthquake. 00:00:54.906 --> 00:00:55.878 - [Keith] You look good. 00:00:55.878 --> 00:00:56.586 - Oh thanks. 00:00:56.586 --> 00:00:57.532 - [Keith] Yeah. 00:00:57.562 --> 00:00:59.320 - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:00:59.394 --> 00:01:01.786 - [Chris] One breast, one thigh, one leg, one wing. 00:01:01.786 --> 00:01:03.342 - [Keith] Food4Less, how'd you know? 00:01:03.342 --> 00:01:05.362 - So you think it's just a regular box, right? 00:01:05.362 --> 00:01:07.590 Oh no, it turns into a handle! 00:01:07.590 --> 00:01:08.962 - I can't handle it. 00:01:08.962 --> 00:01:11.494 - [Both] Chicky, oooh. 00:01:11.494 --> 00:01:13.673 - I say we do beauty right off the bat. 00:01:13.673 --> 00:01:14.929 - It does look terrible. 00:01:14.929 --> 00:01:16.413 - Mmm, crispiness, 00:01:16.413 --> 00:01:18.225 and we're gonna say eh, ya meh. 00:01:18.225 --> 00:01:19.225 Moisture. 00:01:19.225 --> 00:01:20.361 - Solid moist. 00:01:20.361 --> 00:01:22.289 - We need to cover for seasoning. 00:01:22.289 --> 00:01:23.521 - This is salty as fuck. 00:01:23.521 --> 00:01:25.145 Well how did you rate your drumstick? 00:01:25.145 --> 00:01:26.677 - I think I can do a lot better. 00:01:26.677 --> 00:01:28.049 - There's better chicken titties out there. 00:01:28.049 --> 00:01:28.928 - Wing man! 00:01:28.928 --> 00:01:29.972 - Thumbs up, thumbs down? 00:01:29.972 --> 00:01:31.064 - Like one of these. 00:01:31.064 --> 00:01:32.065 - Okay, okay. 00:01:32.065 --> 00:01:34.944 No thigh guys present so the thigh will go with us. 00:01:34.944 --> 00:01:36.385 There's a police officer over there. 00:01:36.385 --> 00:01:37.753 - I say no wow factor. 00:01:37.753 --> 00:01:39.418 - No sexy nod. 00:01:40.309 --> 00:01:41.280 - Ok we'll close it up. 00:01:41.280 --> 00:01:44.117 - We will not film anymore on the 00:01:44.117 --> 00:01:45.865 - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:01:45.865 --> 00:01:48.116 - Now we're going to Von's Hollywood. 00:01:48.116 --> 00:01:50.741 - Von's Hollywood. 00:01:50.741 --> 00:01:53.040 ♫ Yeah, fried chicken is my favorite food 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:54.596 ♫ It takes so damn good 00:01:54.596 --> 00:01:56.568 ♫ I put it into my throat, you see 00:01:56.568 --> 00:01:59.356 ♫ Everybody wishes they could just be me 00:01:59.356 --> 00:02:01.980 ♫ But they can't cause I'm the only Keith 00:02:01.980 --> 00:02:05.043 ♫ You know what fuels me as I do my drive 00:02:05.043 --> 00:02:07.808 ♫ You know what fuels me, what keeps me alive 00:02:07.808 --> 00:02:10.572 ♫ You know what fuels me till the day that I die 00:02:10.572 --> 00:02:11.963 ♫ It's chicken motherfucker 00:02:11.963 --> 00:02:13.935 ♫ And the chicken, it's fried 00:02:13.935 --> 00:02:16.071 ♫ It's Chicken Watch 2K16 00:02:16.071 --> 00:02:19.061 ♫ It's Chicken Watch 2K16 ♫ 00:02:19.859 --> 00:02:21.551 (coughs) 00:02:21.551 --> 00:02:22.271 - You okay? 00:02:22.271 --> 00:02:23.015 - Yeah. 00:02:23.015 --> 00:02:27.663 - [Both] Oooh! 00:02:28.235 --> 00:02:29.955 - [Keith] They're just putting it out. 00:02:29.955 --> 00:02:31.207 That's amazing. 00:02:31.207 --> 00:02:32.851 - [Chris] Well you've just put that fried chicken 00:02:32.851 --> 00:02:35.285 out there, this is fresh stuff! 00:02:36.035 --> 00:02:37.103 - Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:02:37.103 --> 00:02:38.075 - Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:02:38.075 --> 00:02:39.813 - [Keith] Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:02:39.898 --> 00:02:40.917 (plastic squeaking) 00:02:40.917 --> 00:02:42.265 Ooh, did you hear that? 00:02:42.265 --> 00:02:45.513 - Um, I'm gonna say that this beauty is killin' it. 00:02:45.513 --> 00:02:47.373 - It's pretty golden ble-beautiful. 00:02:48.413 --> 00:02:49.480 The crunch is-- 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:52.104 - I thought it was going to be there more than it was. 00:02:56.364 --> 00:02:57.747 You guys want some? 00:02:59.310 --> 00:02:59.913 Okay. 00:02:59.913 --> 00:03:00.634 - We'd prefer you be in the video. 00:03:00.634 --> 00:03:02.378 - I mean we'd prefer but you don't have to. 00:03:02.378 --> 00:03:04.668 - We can blur out your face and destroy your voice. 00:03:05.432 --> 00:03:06.340 - Moisture? 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:09.416 - Would you say it has a wow factor or no? 00:03:11.577 --> 00:03:13.785 Our first honorary thigh guy. 00:03:13.785 --> 00:03:15.102 You picked that thing off dry. 00:03:15.102 --> 00:03:15.553 - I know. 00:03:15.553 --> 00:03:18.104 - I'll tell ya that I don't think it's the best. 00:03:18.104 --> 00:03:19.029 Wing man get in here. 00:03:19.029 --> 00:03:19.656 - Wing man? 00:03:19.656 --> 00:03:22.574 - Not even like kinda, like way up. 00:03:22.588 --> 00:03:24.888 - Can you just say Chicken Watch 2K16 with us? 00:03:25.888 --> 00:03:26.878 Oh come on! 00:03:28.618 --> 00:03:30.145 It's just like a tag. 00:03:31.495 --> 00:03:32.397 Why not? 00:03:32.704 --> 00:03:34.471 - We made a friend, although she ditched us immediately 00:03:34.471 --> 00:03:35.979 but we're gonna keep on continuing on the-- 00:03:35.979 --> 00:03:38.085 - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:03:38.671 --> 00:03:41.039 ♫ It's a guy over there and he looks like a thigh 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:43.479 ♫ It's a girl over there, she's a drumstick guy 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:46.171 ♫ She's playing the drums with a bunch of drumsticks 00:03:46.171 --> 00:03:47.567 ♫ And a bunch of fuckin' breasts 00:03:47.567 --> 00:03:48.935 ♫ With a bunch of fuckin' dicks 00:03:48.935 --> 00:03:51.187 ♫ I tell you what, if I had 30 dicks 00:03:51.187 --> 00:03:54.122 ♫ I'd sell 29 and buy some fried chicks ♫ 00:03:54.122 --> 00:03:55.378 (laughing) 00:03:55.378 --> 00:03:57.392 - Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin. 00:03:57.490 --> 00:03:58.784 - Alright well... 00:03:59.302 --> 00:04:01.578 The chicken is the closest living relative 00:04:01.578 --> 00:04:04.147 to the great tyrannosaurus rex. 00:04:05.106 --> 00:04:06.148 - What? 00:04:06.594 --> 00:04:08.474 - How far the T-Rex has fallen. 00:04:08.474 --> 00:04:10.469 - Alright, we're about to go into Whole Foods. 00:04:10.469 --> 00:04:12.141 Getting ready for people to be really hot 00:04:12.141 --> 00:04:13.459 or hippies. 00:04:14.722 --> 00:04:16.339 Hmm, smells good. 00:04:16.925 --> 00:04:18.871 Chicken Watch 2K16 00:04:20.509 --> 00:04:21.717 - [Keith] We're doing a video right now, 00:04:21.717 --> 00:04:22.877 you wanna come with us to do it? 00:04:22.877 --> 00:04:23.664 - [Voiceover] Yeah sure. 00:04:23.664 --> 00:04:25.171 - [Keith] Let's go. 00:04:25.665 --> 00:04:26.520 - There it is. 00:04:26.520 --> 00:04:28.290 Beauty is definitely obviously. 00:04:28.290 --> 00:04:29.640 - Do you wanna be our wing lady? 00:04:29.640 --> 00:04:30.330 - Sure. 00:04:30.330 --> 00:04:31.433 - Sorry Kevin. 00:04:32.437 --> 00:04:33.600 - No, it's not crunch. 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:34.572 - Mine's dry. 00:04:34.572 --> 00:04:35.943 - The least seasoned. 00:04:35.943 --> 00:04:37.199 - The leg was mediocre. 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:38.659 - This breast is disappointing. 00:04:38.659 --> 00:04:41.538 - Neither a good experience nor a negative experience. 00:04:41.538 --> 00:04:43.118 - About a medium. 00:04:43.118 --> 00:04:43.745 - Okay. 00:04:43.745 --> 00:04:45.278 - Definitely no wow factor for me. 00:04:45.278 --> 00:04:46.230 - No sexy nod. 00:04:46.230 --> 00:04:47.785 - Whole Foods, you're great for healthy food. 00:04:47.785 --> 00:04:50.085 For unhealthy food, not quite a win. 00:04:50.085 --> 00:04:51.965 - [All] Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:04:51.965 --> 00:04:53.763 - Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:04:53.763 --> 00:04:54.532 - [Keith] Nice! 00:04:54.532 --> 00:04:55.783 ♫ I can drive with my thighs 00:04:55.783 --> 00:04:56.923 ♫ I can drive with my thighs 00:04:56.923 --> 00:04:58.059 ♫ I can drive with my thighs 00:04:58.059 --> 00:04:59.746 ♫ 'Cause I'm a real thigh guy 00:04:59.746 --> 00:05:01.266 - Hit us with a chicken fact, Kev. 00:05:01.266 --> 00:05:03.194 - Alright so, chickens can distinguish 00:05:03.194 --> 00:05:05.215 between more than 100 different faces, 00:05:05.215 --> 00:05:07.440 so they'll always remember you. 00:05:08.558 --> 00:05:10.322 - Alright, we're at Gelson's. 00:05:10.322 --> 00:05:12.424 - [All] Chicken Watch 2K16! 00:05:14.756 --> 00:05:15.906 - Oh, I feel terrible. 00:05:15.906 --> 00:05:16.578 - Alright. 00:05:16.578 --> 00:05:18.110 - Is it beautiful, we didn't even judge it. 00:05:18.110 --> 00:05:19.660 (mumbling) 00:05:20.710 --> 00:05:23.358 It's moist enough but it's like the most bland. 00:05:23.358 --> 00:05:24.634 You have any seasoning? 00:05:24.634 --> 00:05:26.401 - I have good crunch. 00:05:26.401 --> 00:05:27.818 - I didn't ask you that. 00:05:27.818 --> 00:05:28.929 - How you feelin'? 00:05:28.929 --> 00:05:30.254 - Not great. 00:05:30.254 --> 00:05:32.254 - In general, or because of the chicken? 00:05:32.254 --> 00:05:33.205 - The chicken. 00:05:33.205 --> 00:05:34.549 How would you rate your leg? 00:05:34.549 --> 00:05:35.574 - Feels high class. 00:05:35.574 --> 00:05:37.843 - Gimme the camera, you try the wing. 00:05:39.054 --> 00:05:41.305 - Well, it's crunchy, it's moist. 00:05:41.305 --> 00:05:43.165 - [Keith] Can you please keep it to the thumb rating, 00:05:43.165 --> 00:05:44.052 Kevin, please? 00:05:44.052 --> 00:05:44.864 - Oh, I'm sorry. 00:05:44.864 --> 00:05:46.486 Upper thumb. 00:05:46.615 --> 00:05:47.848 - No wow factor. 00:05:47.848 --> 00:05:48.984 - [Keith] No sex nod. 00:05:48.984 --> 00:05:51.509 - I feel like you're high on chicken right now, Keith. 00:05:51.632 --> 00:05:52.925 - [Keith] Kevin! 00:05:53.163 --> 00:05:54.413 My phone's dead. 00:05:54.413 --> 00:05:55.253 - Well plug it in. 00:05:55.253 --> 00:05:57.964 - It won't, it won't, it won't. 00:05:58.317 --> 00:06:01.521 ♫ Yo, gimme some chicken, I don't mean to beg 00:06:01.521 --> 00:06:04.999 ♫ Which came first, the chicken or the egg ♫ 00:06:05.725 --> 00:06:08.575 - Hit us with a chicken fact, Kevin. 00:06:09.881 --> 00:06:12.823 - Did you know that chickens can taste sweetness? 00:06:14.385 --> 00:06:15.751 - Damn. 00:06:16.337 --> 00:06:18.405 Chickens are pretty fuckin' versatile. 00:06:18.405 --> 00:06:23.019 - Then you should know how sweet that rap was, chicken. 00:06:25.252 --> 00:06:27.340 - I said can't by the way. 00:06:27.340 --> 00:06:28.108 - Oh can't? 00:06:28.108 --> 00:06:28.808 - They can't taste it. 00:06:28.808 --> 00:06:31.128 - They can't taste sweetness, oh okay. 00:06:31.128 --> 00:06:33.146 (laughing) 00:06:35.216 --> 00:06:38.389 Alber, the tson's behind the tree. 00:06:38.542 --> 00:06:39.354 - So much. 00:06:39.354 --> 00:06:40.514 Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:06:40.514 --> 00:06:41.794 - Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:06:41.794 --> 00:06:44.547 - Chicken Watch 2K16. 00:06:45.390 --> 00:06:46.786 That's my breast baby! 00:06:46.786 --> 00:06:47.713 Alright should we-- 00:06:47.713 --> 00:06:49.879 - That love at first sight type feeling. 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:51.087 That's what I'm fucking talking about. 00:06:51.087 --> 00:06:53.407 There's seasoning there, there was crunch, 00:06:53.407 --> 00:06:54.963 and there was also moisture. 00:06:54.963 --> 00:06:56.751 - It's so balanced. 00:06:56.751 --> 00:06:59.898 My breast, it's big like a D, but it's a score of an A. 00:06:59.898 --> 00:07:00.459 - The skin-- 00:07:00.459 --> 00:07:02.662 - There's a long strand of hair coming off that somehow, 00:07:02.662 --> 00:07:03.754 where'd that come from? 00:07:03.754 --> 00:07:06.122 - Fuck around, I'm gonna be a thigh guy too. 00:07:06.122 --> 00:07:07.398 - You're gonna be a thigh guy? 00:07:07.398 --> 00:07:09.722 - Oh 180! 00:07:09.722 --> 00:07:11.137 All the way up. 00:07:11.137 --> 00:07:13.206 - That's like 1,000 degrees. 00:07:13.206 --> 00:07:14.621 - I'm so happy. 00:07:14.621 --> 00:07:17.246 This gets my wow factor, it gets my sexy nod. 00:07:17.246 --> 00:07:19.613 I think a song might just be the right way 00:07:19.613 --> 00:07:21.077 to end the Chicken 00:07:21.077 --> 00:07:25.667 - [All] Watch 2K16! 00:07:28.553 --> 00:07:29.731 - Go! 00:07:29.781 --> 00:07:32.269 ♫ Alright my ladies, you know how this one goes 00:07:32.269 --> 00:07:34.425 ♫ If you a chicken watcher in the crowd 00:07:34.425 --> 00:07:37.377 ♫ You dance with us, yeah, and it goes like this 00:07:37.377 --> 00:07:38.816 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out 00:07:38.816 --> 00:07:39.929 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out 00:07:39.929 --> 00:07:42.369 ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16 00:07:42.369 --> 00:07:43.876 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out 00:07:43.876 --> 00:07:45.364 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out 00:07:45.364 --> 00:07:47.544 ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16 00:07:47.544 --> 00:07:50.077 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang 00:07:50.077 --> 00:07:52.584 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang 00:07:52.584 --> 00:07:55.136 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang 00:07:55.136 --> 00:07:57.392 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang 00:07:57.392 --> 00:08:00.084 ♫ Now where my breast dudes and where my breast boys 00:08:00.084 --> 00:08:02.476 ♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys 00:08:02.476 --> 00:08:04.960 ♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys 00:08:04.960 --> 00:08:07.700 ♫ And where my breast dudes and where my breast boys 00:08:07.700 --> 00:08:12.391 ♫ And thigh guys, thigh guys, thigh guys, hi guys 00:08:12.391 --> 00:08:17.391 ♫ Thigh guys, thigh guys, thigh guys, hi guys 00:08:17.567 --> 00:08:19.795 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out 00:08:19.795 --> 00:08:21.283 ♫ Watch out, watch out, watch out 00:08:21.283 --> 00:08:23.303 ♫ Watch out, watch out, Chicken Watch 2K16 00:08:23.303 --> 00:08:25.762 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang 00:08:25.762 --> 00:08:28.131 ♫ Wing wing wing and a wing wing wang 00:08:28.131 --> 00:08:29.062 - Thanks for joining us 00:08:29.062 --> 00:08:31.431 on another taste adventure with the Flavor Buds. 00:08:31.431 --> 00:08:33.194 - That's right we'll see you next time on 00:08:33.194 --> 00:08:36.693 - [Both] Chicken Watch 2K16, wooh! 00:08:36.693 --> 00:08:40.703 (upbeat music)