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(guitar strumming)

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- What?

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♫ Hey ♫

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(elves screaming)

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- Santa, what are you doing?

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- Chris, I've been gay for
a while, you know this.

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It wasn't just last year.

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- Alright well, I'll go
give this to someone else.

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- Yeah, I'd suggest that.

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- [Chris] I hate Christmas!

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- Ho ho ho!

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(shouting indistinctly)

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- Like a mother (beep) goat honey,

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you look crazy!

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Can you even fly with those thighs?

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Look at that nose, can't even
light up a god (beep) fridge!

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I'm Olive, bitch!

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- Oooh, sleigh.

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(sleigh bells ringing)

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Sleigh, think about it.

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(laughing)

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(wretching)

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- [Girl] Whoa!

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(objects clattering)

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(groaning)

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♫ My wish come true

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♫ Baby

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♫ All I want for Christmas is

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♫ Food baby

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- Merry Christmas!

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- Happy Hanukkah!

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- Happy New Year!

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- And chicken and rice!

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♫ Chicken and rice, chicken and rice

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♫ Chicken and rice, chicken and rice ♫

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(singing indistinctly)