WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.285 --> 00:00:04.776 - Oh my God, who is this? (laughs) 00:00:04.776 --> 00:00:07.359 (upbeat music) 00:00:10.728 --> 00:00:11.684 - Is he trying to be Indian? 00:00:11.684 --> 00:00:13.984 - I'm gonna go with Indian for this person. 00:00:13.984 --> 00:00:14.817 Am I right? 00:00:14.817 --> 00:00:15.742 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 00:00:15.742 --> 00:00:16.830 (bell dings) 00:00:16.830 --> 00:00:18.304 - Oh God, it's Ashton Kutcher! 00:00:18.304 --> 00:00:19.137 I remember this! 00:00:19.137 --> 00:00:19.970 - No! No! 00:00:21.310 --> 00:00:22.249 What the (bleep)! 00:00:22.249 --> 00:00:23.881 - Looks like he just rubbed dirt on his face 00:00:23.881 --> 00:00:26.306 and put a mustache on and a really bad wig. 00:00:26.306 --> 00:00:27.550 - It's sad because Ashton Kutcher 00:00:27.550 --> 00:00:30.045 was totally my celeb crush when I was 00:00:30.045 --> 00:00:31.564 in elementary school. 00:00:31.564 --> 00:00:34.564 - Never dress up as an Indian again. 00:00:35.721 --> 00:00:37.034 - I'm guessing he's supposed to be Chinese 00:00:37.034 --> 00:00:38.813 because he's wearing silk robes, 00:00:38.813 --> 00:00:41.264 he has a really long mustache. 00:00:41.264 --> 00:00:43.268 - So, I'm guessing Chinese. 00:00:43.268 --> 00:00:44.968 (bell dings) 00:00:44.968 --> 00:00:47.021 - Even if you want to do a loving tribute 00:00:47.021 --> 00:00:50.376 to the genre of kung fu, do you really 00:00:50.376 --> 00:00:53.559 need to put on this fake mustache? 00:00:53.559 --> 00:00:55.436 - He looks more like the rat 00:00:55.436 --> 00:00:58.303 that betrayed Harry's parents in Harry Potter. 00:00:58.303 --> 00:00:59.638 - They definitely didn't try. 00:00:59.638 --> 00:01:01.305 This is a white guy. 00:01:02.762 --> 00:01:03.665 - I don't know who she's supposed to be 00:01:03.665 --> 00:01:05.056 'cause she look like a white woman. 00:01:05.056 --> 00:01:06.291 - Yeah, there's Emma Stone playing 00:01:06.291 --> 00:01:08.374 some white girl in a hat. 00:01:09.621 --> 00:01:11.140 - I think they just gave her some little freckles 00:01:11.140 --> 00:01:13.174 and they're like, "Yeah, that's exotic." 00:01:13.174 --> 00:01:14.328 - No, I would never guess that she's supposed 00:01:14.328 --> 00:01:15.790 to be part-Asian. 00:01:15.790 --> 00:01:19.655 I would assume she's in some Desperate Housewives show. 00:01:19.655 --> 00:01:21.198 - She looks all-white to me. 00:01:21.198 --> 00:01:22.948 They didn't even try! 00:01:24.808 --> 00:01:26.012 - Don't tell me she's supposed to be black. 00:01:26.012 --> 00:01:27.535 She's not supposed to be black with this curly hair. 00:01:27.535 --> 00:01:28.410 Hispanic, maybe? 00:01:28.410 --> 00:01:30.155 - Is she supposed to be a biracial black woman? 00:01:30.155 --> 00:01:31.902 (bell dings) 00:01:31.902 --> 00:01:33.699 - Why would they make her Afro-Cuban? 00:01:33.699 --> 00:01:37.084 There are too many Afro-Cubans in the world. 00:01:37.084 --> 00:01:38.735 - He looks like Rachel Dolezal. 00:01:38.735 --> 00:01:39.694 - The fact that someone like her 00:01:39.694 --> 00:01:41.085 goes out of their way, I think, 00:01:41.085 --> 00:01:43.520 to aid in humanitarian causes in other countries 00:01:43.520 --> 00:01:47.065 is like, "Yeah, I'll play an Afro-Cuban woman." 00:01:47.065 --> 00:01:48.304 Like, no. That's fucked up. 00:01:48.304 --> 00:01:49.927 - You can't train to be a black woman. 00:01:49.927 --> 00:01:50.760 Sorry. 00:01:50.760 --> 00:01:51.782 I've been training all my life, 00:01:51.782 --> 00:01:53.366 and I still struggle with the role. 00:01:53.366 --> 00:01:55.171 - You can't just put on some makeup 00:01:55.171 --> 00:01:57.428 and some stereotypical clothes 00:01:57.428 --> 00:01:59.389 and suddenly embody that culture 00:01:59.389 --> 00:02:01.639 in a true and realistic way. 00:02:01.639 --> 00:02:02.472 You just can't. 00:02:02.472 --> 00:02:04.405 - Because name recognition and box office 00:02:04.405 --> 00:02:07.156 success are not valid reasons. 00:02:07.156 --> 00:02:09.404 I mean, movies starring people of color, 00:02:09.404 --> 00:02:12.280 like Fast 7, they do very well. 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:14.363 - Please stop doing this! 00:02:20.345 --> 00:02:21.465 (squeaks)