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- If I work with you,

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I do not want to hear
from you online, ever.

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- Ever!

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("Return to You")

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- Terry, I know that we
both sit next to each other,

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but it's assigned seating,
I didn't choose that.

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So, when you come up to me and say,

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"Hey, that barbecue looked fun,"

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that's not the way you score an invite.

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I'm starting to get bummed out, Terry.

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- Wanda, stop asking me to
play Trivia Crack with you.

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I don't play games on
Facebook, neither should you.

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- Mr. McShane, of course
I saw your friend request.

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But if I accept that,
that's the equivalent

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of me just barging into your home

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and just asking to get fired.

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And I can't do that

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'cause I really need this job, like badly.

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- Someone named Donovan, I
just accepted your request.

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I don't know who you are.

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I'm gonna assume, based
on our mutual friends,

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we work together.

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Just be chill.

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- Jen, 'sup?

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I really liked your new profile picture.

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- Wait, cute Jen?

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- Yeah, from reception.

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- Damn, she hasn't
accepted my request yet.

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- Sucks to suck.

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- The rest of you, we see
each other enough as it is.

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- When I go home, I just
wanna see a curated life

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my friends are pretending to live,

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not your face again, Neil.

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- Which is why we're starting the hashtag

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#DontTalkToMe.

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- If we have the same signature

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at the bottom of our checks--

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- If our only real life social interaction

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is you asking if I saw Game of Thrones--

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- If I choose not to see you

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on a day that begins with the letter "S"--

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- Hashtag--

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- [Both] DontTalkToMe.

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- Thank you.

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See you Monday.