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- Good afternoon.

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As many of us prepare to
travel home for the holidays,

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we have the opportunity
to see some friends

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that we haven't spoken
with for quite some time.

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- It's a time for
reminiscing and remembering,

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sitting down and catching up.

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When we leave our home towns,

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it's important to figure out

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what we should do on Facebook to catch up.

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Nothing.

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(whooshing and squeaking)

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It was fun seeing you guys,
but we don't need to pretend

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like we're gonna stay
in touch on Facebook.

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- John, I know you're happy to hear

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that my parents are doing well.

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You told me in person.

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There is no reason for you

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to tell me again on my Facebook wall.

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- Hank, no, I haven't seen Jake.

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I don't know why you think
I'm the authority on Jake.

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We all graduated and went
to different schools.

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- Katie, we dated in high school, okay?

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There's no need for you to pretend

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that you're happy that
I have a girlfriend.

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Also, those double dates
you keep posting about,

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they're never gonna happen.

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But I am happy you found Mitch, though.

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Seems like a chill dude.

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- Dave, yes, Anchorman was a funny movie,

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and I know it was a special moment for you

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when we saw it for your birthday,

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but I stopped quoting it, like, years ago.

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Keep it off my profile.

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- Justin, yes that picture of us was cute,

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but I have a bunch of BFFs.

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I can't just cling onto that third F

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for someone I basically only spent

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a couple summers with.

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- Wait, you have another BFF named Justin?

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- Yeah, I told you that, right?

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Justin Hendricks.

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We were, like, inseparable
during summer camp.

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- Oh.

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- That was a long time ago.

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- And that's incidentally our hashtag

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to raise awareness for who
you went to school with.

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- So when your friend from high school

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that you used to be really close with

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tries to comment on your Facebook again,

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just kindly remind them--

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- Thank you, and happy holidays.

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- And it was good seeing
you, though, Katie.

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Tell Mitch I say, "Hey".

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(soothing music playing)

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(whooshing and squeaking)