WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.114 --> 00:00:01.372 - The world wants to know 00:00:01.372 --> 00:00:03.113 what it's like to date Terry Crews 00:00:03.113 --> 00:00:06.799 and the world needs somebody to be their romantic icon 00:00:06.799 --> 00:00:08.393 and I am that person. 00:00:08.393 --> 00:00:10.893 (light music) 00:00:13.210 --> 00:00:14.801 Thank you again so much for meeting me 00:00:14.801 --> 00:00:15.863 on such short notice. 00:00:15.863 --> 00:00:17.418 - Oh yeah, you got it. 00:00:17.418 --> 00:00:21.133 I met Keith for the first time today. 00:00:21.133 --> 00:00:24.152 He's, you know, a pretty nice guy. 00:00:24.152 --> 00:00:24.985 Yeah. 00:00:27.267 --> 00:00:28.301 Oh, that's all I need. 00:00:28.301 --> 00:00:30.650 I don't want to get tipsy. 00:00:30.650 --> 00:00:31.483 - [Waiter] For you? - I'm gonna have 00:00:31.483 --> 00:00:32.316 a little more. 00:00:32.316 --> 00:00:34.203 I just hope that he and I hit it off 00:00:34.203 --> 00:00:35.844 and we have some things to talk about. 00:00:35.844 --> 00:00:39.980 To the most handsome date I've ever had. 00:00:39.980 --> 00:00:40.813 - Yeah. 00:00:41.848 --> 00:00:42.681 - Cheers. 00:00:42.681 --> 00:00:43.613 What's the real Terry like? 00:00:43.613 --> 00:00:45.537 - I'm a painter, I'm an artist. 00:00:45.537 --> 00:00:48.027 I've designed furniture. 00:00:48.027 --> 00:00:48.928 Got a lot of that kind of-- 00:00:48.928 --> 00:00:49.909 - Terry. 00:00:49.909 --> 00:00:52.492 - I enjoy going for new things. 00:00:54.735 --> 00:00:56.860 I have a philosophy on life 00:00:56.860 --> 00:01:00.938 where the key to success is doing what you want 00:01:00.938 --> 00:01:02.691 and if it's not what you want, 00:01:02.691 --> 00:01:05.675 are you really successful? 00:01:05.675 --> 00:01:07.223 You got to understand with me 00:01:07.223 --> 00:01:09.635 is that I was in the art world 00:01:09.635 --> 00:01:13.307 and sports world at the same time and I saw no difference. 00:01:13.307 --> 00:01:14.140 - Really? 00:01:14.140 --> 00:01:15.312 - When I got cut from football teams, 00:01:15.312 --> 00:01:17.286 I was on six teams in seven years. 00:01:17.286 --> 00:01:18.886 When I played in the NFL, 00:01:18.886 --> 00:01:22.215 I would go back in the locker room and ask my teammates 00:01:22.215 --> 00:01:24.378 if they wanted portraits painted of them 00:01:24.378 --> 00:01:25.726 and that's how I survived. 00:01:25.726 --> 00:01:29.559 - There's no reality where you would paint me? 00:01:31.119 --> 00:01:32.180 Let's move on. 00:01:32.180 --> 00:01:33.122 - Okay, alright. 00:01:33.122 --> 00:01:35.819 - I thought it would be nice if 00:01:35.819 --> 00:01:38.104 we share some chocolate. 00:01:38.104 --> 00:01:40.349 I don't know if it would be too crazy 00:01:40.349 --> 00:01:42.599 if we maybe fed each other. 00:01:44.641 --> 00:01:45.888 Why don't you feed me first? 00:01:45.888 --> 00:01:48.393 - We had been going at a real nice pace 00:01:48.393 --> 00:01:50.171 and then it ramped up to like 100. 00:01:50.171 --> 00:01:52.004 I was kinda like whoa. 00:01:53.572 --> 00:01:54.883 You're touching the chocolate. 00:01:54.883 --> 00:01:59.499 - Obviously, when you have the body that Terry has, 00:01:59.499 --> 00:02:01.338 it comes with a little bit of machismo, right? 00:02:01.338 --> 00:02:02.326 You don't want to show 00:02:02.326 --> 00:02:05.226 that just anybody can feed you a chocolate. 00:02:05.226 --> 00:02:07.795 - Just, yeah, I'm gonna try a piece of that. 00:02:07.795 --> 00:02:08.790 - I would love giving this to you. 00:02:08.790 --> 00:02:09.850 I would love to take this to you. 00:02:09.850 --> 00:02:10.683 - Can I have a bite? - [Keith] Of course. 00:02:10.683 --> 00:02:11.830 - I want to just try it. - Yeah yeah. 00:02:11.830 --> 00:02:13.580 I fed him like a man. 00:02:17.606 --> 00:02:18.544 - That's pretty good. 00:02:18.544 --> 00:02:19.850 - Yeah. 00:02:19.850 --> 00:02:21.288 - Pretty good. 00:02:21.288 --> 00:02:22.264 Okay. 00:02:22.264 --> 00:02:24.021 - It was something. 00:02:24.021 --> 00:02:24.854 You know? 00:02:24.854 --> 00:02:26.715 What is next for you? 00:02:26.715 --> 00:02:28.066 You have Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 00:02:28.066 --> 00:02:29.096 It's doing great. 00:02:29.096 --> 00:02:30.068 - It's awesome, man. 00:02:30.068 --> 00:02:32.682 - You're an artist, you're a painter, you're an actor. 00:02:32.682 --> 00:02:33.515 What else? 00:02:33.515 --> 00:02:34.354 - You know what? 00:02:34.354 --> 00:02:37.992 I never thought I'd be an actor ever 00:02:37.992 --> 00:02:42.156 but I also am leaving space for something else. 00:02:42.156 --> 00:02:43.911 I don't know what's coming. 00:02:43.911 --> 00:02:47.994 One dream I have and this is no joke, I'm so serious. 00:02:47.994 --> 00:02:49.829 I want to farm. 00:02:49.829 --> 00:02:50.989 I'm not even kidding. 00:02:50.989 --> 00:02:51.889 I want my own-- 00:02:51.889 --> 00:02:53.465 - What do you want to farm, Terry? 00:02:53.465 --> 00:02:55.019 - I'm going to have a farm. 00:02:55.019 --> 00:02:57.179 - What kind of plants, what kind of animals? 00:02:57.179 --> 00:02:58.284 - I'm going to have everything. 00:02:58.284 --> 00:02:59.795 I mean, the horses, chickens. 00:02:59.795 --> 00:03:01.883 - That's irresponsible, it's hard to raise them all. 00:03:01.883 --> 00:03:03.271 You should pick-- 00:03:03.271 --> 00:03:05.271 - And then I'm gonna have to hire a bunch of people. 00:03:05.271 --> 00:03:07.369 - Yeah, okay, now you're good, that's it, that'll work. 00:03:07.369 --> 00:03:09.924 - You understand what I mean? 00:03:09.924 --> 00:03:12.443 - I tell you, if you don't have shepherding experience-- 00:03:12.443 --> 00:03:13.973 - I have an app. 00:03:13.973 --> 00:03:15.822 No, but I would have an app so I could watch the farm. 00:03:15.822 --> 00:03:18.605 - Yeah like a little watering that you could water. 00:03:18.605 --> 00:03:20.393 - I would make it totally automated. 00:03:20.393 --> 00:03:21.452 - Like a cyber farm. 00:03:21.452 --> 00:03:24.433 - It'd be a cyber farm, exactly, exactly 00:03:24.433 --> 00:03:27.336 because I probably couldn't be there all the time 00:03:27.336 --> 00:03:28.290 but I would have a staff there. 00:03:28.290 --> 00:03:29.784 - You're in too much demand. 00:03:29.784 --> 00:03:31.448 I'm so lucky to have this time 00:03:31.448 --> 00:03:33.686 because I think everybody kinda wants a piece of you. 00:03:33.686 --> 00:03:35.160 - Keith. 00:03:35.160 --> 00:03:37.341 You're warming me up here, man. 00:03:37.341 --> 00:03:38.387 You know what? 00:03:38.387 --> 00:03:40.685 At first, I was like wow. 00:03:40.685 --> 00:03:42.790 You know just what to say. 00:03:42.790 --> 00:03:43.860 Okay, woo. 00:03:43.860 --> 00:03:45.446 Oh, wow. 00:03:45.446 --> 00:03:46.528 Wow. 00:03:46.528 --> 00:03:50.028 - I have one more little surprise for you. 00:03:51.247 --> 00:03:52.080 - Aw. 00:03:53.735 --> 00:03:55.205 Thank you, Keith. 00:03:55.205 --> 00:03:58.442 - I know that I don't actually have a firm place 00:03:58.442 --> 00:03:59.827 in your family in your future. 00:03:59.827 --> 00:04:01.067 - No, no, no, no, no. 00:04:01.067 --> 00:04:02.443 You can come home, we can hang out. 00:04:02.443 --> 00:04:03.590 It's all good, man. 00:04:03.590 --> 00:04:05.060 - Maybe Thanksgiving. 00:04:05.060 --> 00:04:05.918 - Maybe not Thanksgiving. 00:04:05.918 --> 00:04:07.590 - I can brine the hell out of a turkey. 00:04:07.590 --> 00:04:11.126 - No, it would kinda like an off day. 00:04:11.126 --> 00:04:12.610 And I just straight out had to say no. 00:04:12.610 --> 00:04:15.019 I just had to bust that bubble right away. 00:04:15.019 --> 00:04:17.143 It was getting, the bubble was getting bubblicious. 00:04:17.143 --> 00:04:18.570 - To your future, Terry. 00:04:18.570 --> 00:04:21.237 - Thank you and to yours, Keith. 00:04:23.446 --> 00:04:25.894 That's good, alright, thank you. 00:04:25.894 --> 00:04:28.727 Ah, this is really really awesome. 00:04:32.727 --> 00:04:33.560 - Could we hug? 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:35.279 - Like a one arm hug? 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:36.908 - Gosh, I'd love a two armed one. 00:04:36.908 --> 00:04:38.744 - You know, it's funny 'cause-- 00:04:38.744 --> 00:04:41.664 - We can keep our pelvises really far apart. 00:04:41.664 --> 00:04:43.895 - Let's just do the one arm. 00:04:43.895 --> 00:04:44.859 - That's what I wanted. 00:04:44.859 --> 00:04:47.106 That's the kind of hug I wanted. 00:04:47.106 --> 00:04:47.939 - Yeah. 00:04:47.939 --> 00:04:48.939 - That's what I wanted. 00:04:48.939 --> 00:04:51.102 - One and. - There we go. 00:04:51.102 --> 00:04:53.577 Look at that, it feels the same. 00:04:53.577 --> 00:04:54.410 Feels the same. 00:04:54.410 --> 00:04:55.526 - You smell so good too. 00:04:55.526 --> 00:04:57.036 - Thank you. - You smell so good. 00:04:57.036 --> 00:04:59.972 I went into this date with a little bit of doubt 00:04:59.972 --> 00:05:03.055 of where I would fall in Terry's life 00:05:03.938 --> 00:05:06.909 and I think he might have fallen a little bit for me. 00:05:06.909 --> 00:05:08.992 - You are a great person. 00:05:14.496 --> 00:05:18.060 Would I ever go on another date with Keith? 00:05:18.060 --> 00:05:21.950 If I want to be on Buzzfeed again, yeah. 00:05:21.950 --> 00:05:23.579 Yeah, I'd do it. 00:05:23.579 --> 00:05:24.477 - Oh, don't forget your flowers. 00:05:24.477 --> 00:05:26.651 - Oh no, yeah, that's for the family. 00:05:26.651 --> 00:05:28.117 Thank you very much. 00:05:28.117 --> 00:05:28.950 Thank you. 00:05:28.950 --> 00:05:30.299 - Thanks. 00:05:30.299 --> 00:05:33.155 I'll handle it, I'll handle it, I'll clean it up.