WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.983 (funky music) 00:00:05.125 --> 00:00:08.445 - So the only people who actually use Groupons are old, 00:00:08.445 --> 00:00:10.837 so I'm checking in with some senior citizens 00:00:10.837 --> 00:00:14.191 to see what they were Grouponing in 2011. 00:00:14.191 --> 00:00:16.781 - I really regret being part of this now. 00:00:16.781 --> 00:00:18.766 - I really started using Groupon 00:00:18.766 --> 00:00:20.101 about a year and a half ago. 00:00:20.101 --> 00:00:22.838 - It's almost trendy again, you're kind of like a hipster. 00:00:22.838 --> 00:00:24.694 - Yeah, exactly. I'm bringing it back. 00:00:24.694 --> 00:00:25.573 - You're bringing it back because 00:00:25.573 --> 00:00:27.177 it definitely isn't cool right now. 00:00:27.177 --> 00:00:27.507 - No. 00:00:27.507 --> 00:00:30.923 - So Allison, back in 2012 you got yourself 00:00:30.923 --> 00:00:33.709 a 60 minute Swedish massage from Bodis Spa. 00:00:33.709 --> 00:00:37.984 What could have been stressing you out so much in 2012? 00:00:37.984 --> 00:00:40.168 Did you crack your iPhone 3s screen? 00:00:40.168 --> 00:00:41.932 - My wife's birthday was coming up, 00:00:41.932 --> 00:00:45.116 so we went to what was called "Pirate's Dinner Adventure," 00:00:45.116 --> 00:00:45.926 but here's the thing-- 00:00:45.926 --> 00:00:46.679 - I (stutters) 00:00:46.679 --> 00:00:51.679 - This was vampirates. So basically that means replace rum, 00:00:52.171 --> 00:00:54.075 like yo ho ho in bottle, with blood. 00:00:54.075 --> 00:00:56.983 - So your first Groupon expired in 2011. 00:00:56.983 --> 00:01:01.087 I mean back then Barak Obama was on his first term, 00:01:01.087 --> 00:01:03.274 he wasn't even running for reelection. 00:01:03.274 --> 00:01:05.799 This is like dinosaurs were walking the earth back then. 00:01:05.799 --> 00:01:08.508 - No I got laser hair removal. (laughs) 00:01:08.508 --> 00:01:08.972 - Where? 00:01:08.982 --> 00:01:09.622 (laughter) 00:01:09.622 --> 00:01:12.524 - I don't wanna say! (laughs) 00:01:12.524 --> 00:01:16.380 - Just tell me when to stop when I get to the right place. 00:01:16.380 --> 00:01:18.428 You got a Groupon for Quiznos? 00:01:18.428 --> 00:01:18.718 - Ha! 00:01:18.718 --> 00:01:21.062 - I feel like that's kind of ridiculous, this is 2011. 00:01:21.062 --> 00:01:21.782 - (laughs) 00:01:21.782 --> 00:01:22.695 - I was still in college. 00:01:22.695 --> 00:01:24.343 I couldn't even drink back then, 00:01:24.343 --> 00:01:25.852 and you were Grouponing Quiznos. 00:01:25.852 --> 00:01:27.499 - Look what a good deal that is! 00:01:27.499 --> 00:01:30.311 - [Guy] You saved six dollars. - [Girl] I saved six dollars! 00:01:30.311 --> 00:01:33.327 - For Quiznos that's a whole sandwich! 00:01:33.327 --> 00:01:34.859 - I was a broke college student then 00:01:34.859 --> 00:01:37.353 and I wouldn't even buy six dollar Quiznos Groupon. 00:01:37.353 --> 00:01:38.304 This is ridiculous. 00:01:38.304 --> 00:01:39.721 - I think the point of Groupon is 00:01:39.721 --> 00:01:42.436 so you buy more things, and then they'll expire, 00:01:42.436 --> 00:01:44.273 and then the place just gets the money back 00:01:44.273 --> 00:01:45.341 from having to give you a free service. 00:01:45.341 --> 00:01:46.832 - Just walk in with your game face 00:01:46.832 --> 00:01:49.107 and be like "I'm getting this couple's massage." 00:01:49.107 --> 00:01:51.639 - Sometimes I would buy one and I wouldn't actually use it, 00:01:51.639 --> 00:01:54.123 and I'm like "What am I doing here?" 00:01:54.123 --> 00:01:55.655 - That's called wasteful spending, 00:01:55.655 --> 00:01:58.072 and it's something that Republicans and Democrats 00:01:58.072 --> 00:02:00.307 agree we should cut back on. 00:02:00.307 --> 00:02:04.030 - Well, I agree too. That's why I stopped using it. 00:02:05.476 --> 00:02:06.069 - Cool. 00:02:06.069 --> 00:02:08.062 (upbeat music)