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- Give me some room. I need
some room. Give me some space.

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- Oh my God.

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- What?

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- Adele just released a new song.

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- Oh no.

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- I remember the first time
I heard "Someone Like You",

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I cried for two hours.

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Adele's music is so relatable and sad.

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- Shh. Do you hear that?

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(gasp)

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- My God, it's already happening.

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- Adele's music is too beautiful.

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- The song is spreading
all over the internet.

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(cries)

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- We've got to protect people from

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reflecting on their past heart breaks.

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- (beep) yeah.

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This is for making me
think about my ex-boyfriend

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every time I hear "Rolling in the Deep".

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- Whew. Hopefully nobody else here ah-

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- Like, you gotta listen to this.

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- No way. Her music is too emotional.

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(dramatic music)

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- Good job. Now let's
go save some more lives.

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(sobs)

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- Wait, sounds like
someone's sobbing in there.

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(louder sobs)

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- My cat just died.

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- Oh, sorry about that.

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(gasp)

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- Alright, I'll rip off their
headphones, you go over-

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- Mike, we don't have
time to stop everyone

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from listening to Adele.

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We've gotta get outta here.

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(suspenseful music)

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- Kaitlyn, wait.

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- Why? What's wrong?

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- We can't run forever.

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Adele will never stop creating music

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that makes us feel naked and scarred

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and empowered, all at the same time.

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Whether it's today,
tomorrow, or next week,

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we're inevitably gonna hear her new song.

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So let's face it, Adele can't be stopped.

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- [Voiceover] And in other news,

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the lack of rain in Los
Angeles is no longer a problem

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thanks to all the tears
created by Adele's new song.

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(crying and sobbing)