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(electronic dance music)
- I mean listen,

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- I love Avicii
- [man] Oh, yeah.

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as much as the next person,

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but I did not pay $5 for that remix.

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- Wait, but you know what I'd pay like

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a billion dollars for?

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Like some tacos!

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( blonde woman gasps)

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- I've literally never been
this hungry in my life.

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Where should we go?

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- (simultaneously) Taco Bell!

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- Let's go!

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- [man] Ok. Wait! Your shoes.

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- God, I got them. Let's go!
- [man] Are you barefoot?

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- I like shoes not so much today.

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Oh my God. Taco Bell delivers?

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- Yes! What do you want?

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- Ok, let me tell you.

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I would like a Beefy Five-Layer Burrito,

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and a Crunchwrap Supreme Beef.

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Thank you so much. Bye, Felicity Hoffman.

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- I don't know how you wore
those around all night.

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- You don't anything about my life.

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- Taco Bell! Taco Bell! Wait!

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Thank you so much!

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- Was that an angel?

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- Who?

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No, that's just Taco Bell.

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Oh my God. We got so much.

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- Ohhh!

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- It's... what?

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- I'm so happy.

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- I know. Me, too.

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- What do you want?

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(loud restaurant chatter)
- Can I have an Italian sub

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with chicken tenders, and French fries,

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and mozzarella sticks, please?

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Do you want anything?

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- They make that here?

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- Yeah.

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- I'll have that.

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How can they put this all

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in a sandwich?

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Can I have two eggs over-easy,
with a side of bacon,

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and one pancake over-easy?
Thank you so much.

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- A chicken pot-pie, please. Too.

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- Kenny!
- [Kenny] Also. What?

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- Do you think she knew I was drunk?

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- [Kenny] No, of course not.

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Waiter! More spoons, please!
- [woman] Please. (gasps)

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Speaking of spoons.

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Do you know what I just got a craving for?

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- Tell me.

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- Ok.

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- Four words. Movie camera. (mumbles)

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7-Eleven!

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- (screams excitedly)
- [Kenny] Yes!

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(dramatic hip hop music)

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(Kenny vomiting)
- [blonde woman] You ok?

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- Mhmm.

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- How do you feel?

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- I feel like...

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I want hot dogs.

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(dramatic hip hop music)

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- [Kenny] Can we go home?

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- [blonde woman] Yeah.

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Can you pull over right
here, sir? This is me.

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- Wait, this is In-N-Out.

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- Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow, Kenny.

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- [Kenny] Get me a burger or something.

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A Double Double,

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with extra onions.

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And the secret sauce.

