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- Oh my god.

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- Candice are you crying?

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- What?

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- Are you drunk?

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- What?

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No.

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This is my cat.

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Look at how cute she is.

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- How much have you had?

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- What?

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This is water.

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- Whoa.

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- You all right there?

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- Yeah, don't worry I'm fine.

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- Is she drunk?

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- This is a place of business.

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- Come here let me smell it.

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- Oh my --

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Daysha.

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- So I have a date
tonight with this one guy,

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but then this other guy texted me today

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and wants to go out tonight too.

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So, like one's really hot--

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- I'm actually just here for an interview.

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Do you guys usually drink
on Wednesday morning?

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- Do you ever think Jordan's kinda hot?

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- I feel like you must
have your drunk goggles on.

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Well he's nice and all but...

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- What?

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No, look at the way he's
treating that peppermint patty.

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It's like, he's doing a
good job at it, you know?

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- Did you just find those

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and now you're eating them?

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- Yeah.

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- They're not your chips though.

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- Cool Candice you're
dancing like a drunk girl.

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Yeah, we're dancing like drunk girls.

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- Frankie you're dancing
like a drunk girl.

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- Have you been drinking Candice?

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- No, why does everyone say?

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I'm doing what hungry people do.

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I'm eating.