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- Taylor, I got your email!

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(door slams)

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- Have a seat.

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I don't know if you heard but uh,

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someone stole my lunch today.

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- That's horrible.

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Who would do such a thing?

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- Who would do such a thing.

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I have witnesses that can put
you at the scene of the crime!

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(suspenseful dramatic music)

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Jason, you know you're getting

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quite the reputation around here.

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Do you remember Claudia's cupcakes

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that went missing about three weeks ago?

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- Yeah I remember.

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- Oh you remember that.

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How about all the cupcake wrappers

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that showed up in your trash can?

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- Someone gave them to me.

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I didn't know that they were stolen.

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- Right.

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Where were you at 12:11 PM today?

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- At my desk.

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- And who might have
seen you at your desk?

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- Uh Mike and uh--

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- Okay.

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Jason, Jason, Jason,

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I don't have time for this, okay.

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I'm about to get real hangry.

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You don't wanna see me when I get hangry.

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- I didn't do it!

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- Take a look at these.

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Do you know what these are?

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- Oh my god.

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- That's the contents of my lunch.

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- Oh god.

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- What's wrong, you look at little queasy.

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- I can't look, I'm so full.

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- Of all the food you stole!

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Where's my lunch?

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(loud bang)

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- I don't know, I swear!

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- Hey, sorry to bother you

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but I think I accidentally
grabbed your bag.

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- Ah no worries.

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Yes girl, thank you.

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- You're welcome.

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(suspenseful dramatic music)

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- Hey Jason, have you
seen my water bottle?

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- I didn't take it!