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- All right, your ears look good.

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So that should be the
end of this physical.

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- Oh, great.

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- Yeah, there is one last thing
that we actually have to do.

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- Okay.

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- Ahhh.

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- Yeah...

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No, I don't know.

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- It's time for the main show.

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(laughs)

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- What, what do you mean.

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- The reason why we're all here.

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You know (zip) (zip) (phh) (cough)

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- What was that you were doing?

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Like, air traffic signals?

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(laughs)

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- I need you to drop 'em.

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- Drop what?

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- Drop 'em like it's hot.

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- Drop what like it's hot?

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- Drop 'em and cough 'em.

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Drop your trousers, let me see your tower.

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- Is that a medical term?

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- I get it,

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cradle your ladle.

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Lower your drawbridge.

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Let's see if these lemons
actually make lemonade.

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(clears throat)

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- Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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It's berry picking season.

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Look, this isn't easy,

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but I need to see your peasy.

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I hope you use Febreze,

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because I need to squeeze.

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- Squeeze what, I don't.

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- It's time to part the forbidden curtain.

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At ease, soldier.

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Lower your weapons.

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Look man, I'm on a questicle.

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Crikey mate, I'm going down under.

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Crikey, it bit me.

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No, you don't get it on that one?

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All right.

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- Four words.

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- Right.

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- First word.

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I'm not good at this game.

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Doctor, what do you need to see?

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- Uh, I need to check your pu.

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- My pulse?

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- Uh, no, but it begins with a P.

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- My prostate?

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Pancreas?

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- Your pee aah nuts.

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Your pine nuts.

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- My pine nuts?

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- Yeah, say it a little faster.

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- Doctor, I don't know what you're saying.

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- I need to grab your penis balls.

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Your testicles.

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- Then why didn't you just say that?

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- Pine nuts?

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You didn't get it with pine nuts?