WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.468 - [Voiceover] Do you guys want to hear a really pointless 00:00:01.468 --> 00:00:03.481 story about the day we invented the internet? 00:00:04.115 --> 00:00:05.388 Okay, here we go. 00:00:05.388 --> 00:00:06.828 - And if you were really about that, 00:00:06.828 --> 00:00:08.028 then you wouldn't just be saying it on Twitter. 00:00:08.028 --> 00:00:08.892 Send. 00:00:08.892 --> 00:00:10.050 - Get 'em Iron Man! 00:00:11.090 --> 00:00:12.687 This is my favorite part. 00:00:13.217 --> 00:00:14.341 What? 00:00:15.436 --> 00:00:16.650 - Send. 00:00:17.062 --> 00:00:18.067 Send. 00:00:20.732 --> 00:00:22.021 - Paul! - Paul! 00:00:22.650 --> 00:00:24.127 - [Voiceover] The internet! 00:00:24.127 --> 00:00:25.913 I knew I forgot to do something. 00:00:25.913 --> 00:00:27.156 Sorry guys! 00:00:27.157 --> 00:00:29.501 I went to pay it, but there was this dog there 00:00:29.501 --> 00:00:31.022 who looked like he needed some water, 00:00:31.022 --> 00:00:32.592 so I went to get him so water, 00:00:32.592 --> 00:00:34.583 and I couldn't just leave him there. 00:00:34.583 --> 00:00:37.207 So, there we are hanging out and having fun. 00:00:37.211 --> 00:00:39.208 We decided to share an ice cream cone. 00:00:39.208 --> 00:00:40.870 Like they did in Beethoven the first, 00:00:40.870 --> 00:00:42.880 I wanted to see if it was gross or not. 00:00:43.204 --> 00:00:43.965 It is. 00:00:44.229 --> 00:00:45.248 - So you forgot? 00:00:46.002 --> 00:00:47.013 - Forgot what? 00:00:47.013 --> 00:00:48.128 - Woah, woah, woah. 00:00:48.128 --> 00:00:50.509 - Yeah, yeah, sorry I forgot to pay the bill. 00:00:50.509 --> 00:00:53.033 - Yeah, oh, but I did pay it 00:00:53.373 --> 00:00:56.060 just now. 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:59.142 Hey, it'll be back on tomorrow. 00:00:59.142 --> 00:01:04.046 (upbeat music) 00:01:14.516 --> 00:01:15.648 - Where are you going? 00:01:15.648 --> 00:01:17.119 - I'm going to the cafe where I can finish 00:01:17.119 --> 00:01:19.231 this Twitter battle and then not be bothered. 00:01:19.231 --> 00:01:21.995 - And, I'm going to the library to finish watching 00:01:21.995 --> 00:01:23.171 the Aveng... 00:01:24.091 --> 00:01:25.640 to finish working, 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.295 where I'll be finishing my work. 00:01:27.295 --> 00:01:28.558 Moe, would you like to come with me? 00:01:28.558 --> 00:01:30.515 It'll be free you won't have to pay for anything. 00:01:30.515 --> 00:01:33.436 - No the public library is for drug dealers and prostitutes. 00:01:33.436 --> 00:01:35.177 - What is wrong with you? 00:01:35.177 --> 00:01:36.698 That is not true. - [Moe] It's true. 00:01:36.698 --> 00:01:38.357 - You're so pretentious, I can't take him. 00:01:38.357 --> 00:01:39.358 - She'll see. 00:01:39.358 --> 00:01:43.034 - Sorry guys, we can have so much fun without the internet. 00:01:47.614 --> 00:01:50.052 - Oh no, petitioners. 00:01:50.462 --> 00:01:52.898 - Hi there, do you have a moment for world peace? 00:01:52.898 --> 00:01:53.889 - No, I don't. 00:01:53.889 --> 00:01:55.016 - Steel safety, do you have a moment? 00:01:55.016 --> 00:01:56.953 - I don't have a moment, I'm so sorry. 00:01:56.953 --> 00:01:58.765 Oh look at that I have a phone call, hi. 00:01:58.765 --> 00:02:00.048 - We know you're not on the phone. 00:02:00.358 --> 00:02:01.392 - Savage. 00:02:02.942 --> 00:02:07.687 (soft piano music) 00:02:08.642 --> 00:02:10.892 - Hey, barista Robbin, how are you doing? 00:02:10.892 --> 00:02:12.246 - Hey, Moe. 00:02:13.466 --> 00:02:16.123 Listen my boss is here and she said that 00:02:16.123 --> 00:02:18.191 you can't be here unless you buy something. 00:02:18.690 --> 00:02:21.206 And, I see a lack of something. 00:02:21.206 --> 00:02:22.719 - Oh, okay. 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:24.131 Well, how much is a coffee? 00:02:24.131 --> 00:02:25.208 - $4.50 00:02:25.208 --> 00:02:26.573 - What, is it part gold? 00:02:28.203 --> 00:02:29.242 I'm sorry. 00:02:29.242 --> 00:02:31.454 - A muffin is only a $1.75. 00:02:31.464 --> 00:02:32.530 - Hey okay, 00:02:32.530 --> 00:02:34.030 Yeah, yeah. I'll take a muffin. 00:02:34.030 --> 00:02:35.657 - [Robin] Okay, cool. 00:02:36.537 --> 00:02:38.875 - I'm not paying for no goddamn muffin. 00:02:41.156 --> 00:02:42.129 - Watch it, tuts! 00:02:42.129 --> 00:02:43.591 - Who calls people tuts? 00:02:43.591 --> 00:02:44.706 - This isn't college, kid. 00:02:44.706 --> 00:02:46.811 This is a public library. 00:02:48.085 --> 00:02:49.216 - Oh my god. 00:02:49.216 --> 00:02:50.547 The public library can't be that bad. 00:02:50.547 --> 00:02:52.463 What does Moe know, Moe know. 00:02:52.662 --> 00:02:53.894 It's fine, I can do this. 00:02:53.894 --> 00:02:55.753 - If you want anything more than the usual toe sucking, 00:02:55.753 --> 00:02:57.390 it's going to be double price. 00:02:57.390 --> 00:02:59.711 - You better get my 17 pounds of Larry cocaine, bro. 00:02:59.711 --> 00:03:01.230 I'm walking to the library right now to handle this 00:03:01.230 --> 00:03:03.560 from a computer I can't be traced to. 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:05.252 Right after you, honey. 00:03:05.252 --> 00:03:06.649 - Oh no, that's okay you have fun at the library. 00:03:06.649 --> 00:03:08.030 I'm going to go home. 00:03:08.030 --> 00:03:09.649 - Aw, you going home, you just got here though. 00:03:09.649 --> 00:03:10.913 - No, that's alright enjoy your ... 00:03:10.913 --> 00:03:12.319 - Come to the library. 00:03:12.319 --> 00:03:13.705 Come on, come to the library! 00:03:13.705 --> 00:03:14.747 - [Voiceover] No! 00:03:15.368 --> 00:03:18.269 - Hey, remember me? 00:03:19.118 --> 00:03:20.745 Are you ready to pay for that muffin? 00:03:20.745 --> 00:03:21.899 - Yeah, of course. 00:03:24.993 --> 00:03:27.217 Damn, I left my wallet in the car. 00:03:27.217 --> 00:03:28.571 - You don't have a car. 00:03:28.571 --> 00:03:30.241 - Well, then I really need to go find it then. 00:03:30.241 --> 00:03:32.427 Just give me one second. - [Robin] Okay. 00:03:36.935 --> 00:03:38.327 - Please get out! 00:03:46.660 --> 00:03:47.601 - Yo! 00:03:48.236 --> 00:03:48.982 - Hey. 00:03:49.942 --> 00:03:51.378 (grunting) 00:03:54.447 --> 00:03:56.162 - You've been doing this all day bro bro? 00:03:57.907 --> 00:03:59.238 - Not all day. 00:04:00.320 --> 00:04:01.745 - Hey, bird. 00:04:01.758 --> 00:04:04.406 - Okay, let me show you how to do this. 00:04:04.629 --> 00:04:06.545 You're not following through bro. 00:04:11.255 --> 00:04:13.511 - [Voiceover] Two hours, 12 bags and dozens of 00:04:13.511 --> 00:04:14.903 indesicifulble rolls later. 00:04:14.903 --> 00:04:17.015 A new type of family game was born, 00:04:17.015 --> 00:04:19.197 which is how I imagine the invention 00:04:19.197 --> 00:04:21.130 of Monopoly probably went. 00:04:21.392 --> 00:04:22.727 - Hi, boys! 00:04:22.727 --> 00:04:23.894 - Hey! 00:04:24.062 --> 00:04:25.269 - What's up my love? 00:04:25.269 --> 00:04:26.686 - How was the library? 00:04:26.686 --> 00:04:29.316 - Oh the library was wonderful and completely normal. 00:04:29.316 --> 00:04:31.081 - You saw a drug dealer, didn't you? 00:04:31.081 --> 00:04:33.031 - I did, he was scary. 00:04:33.031 --> 00:04:34.116 I ran. 00:04:34.116 --> 00:04:35.711 - That's good, it's okay. 00:04:35.711 --> 00:04:37.002 - What is this game? 00:04:37.002 --> 00:04:39.229 - Well, it doesn't have a name yet, 00:04:39.229 --> 00:04:40.727 but Moe is up 12 points. 00:04:40.727 --> 00:04:42.210 He keeps hitting the furthest bag, 00:04:42.210 --> 00:04:43.584 which is worth the most points. 00:04:43.584 --> 00:04:44.920 - Can I play? 00:04:44.920 --> 00:04:46.503 - [Voiceover] Yeah, here. - Okay. 00:04:46.503 --> 00:04:49.803 - [Voiceover] Wait, get you light real quick, got to follow, go. 00:04:51.840 --> 00:04:55.102 (upbeat music) 00:04:55.102 --> 00:04:57.455 - You know what would make this fun, Beer. 00:04:57.455 --> 00:04:58.554 - Aw, look at that. 00:04:58.554 --> 00:05:00.578 - Philly, where the sixers at? 00:05:00.578 --> 00:05:02.377 - Philly, that's what I'm talking about baby. 00:05:02.377 --> 00:05:04.103 That's what I'm talking about baby. 00:05:04.103 --> 00:05:06.031 - I'm really good at this game 00:05:06.031 --> 00:05:08.933 and I feel like we are acknowledging that. 00:05:08.933 --> 00:05:11.119 - [Voiceover] All connections to the outside world 00:05:11.119 --> 00:05:12.503 had been lost lost, 00:05:12.503 --> 00:05:14.983 but we made some new connections that night. 00:05:14.983 --> 00:05:17.245 - Yo man, I'm happy to be here with you guys. 00:05:17.245 --> 00:05:18.789 - Aw, I'm happy to be here - [Moe] Oh man. 00:05:18.789 --> 00:05:20.109 with you too. - [Moe] I'll drink to that. 00:05:20.109 --> 00:05:22.084 - Hey, Can we call this game the internet? 00:05:22.634 --> 00:05:24.664 - The internet. 00:05:24.664 --> 00:05:27.090 - And we can play it whenever Paul forgets to pay the 00:05:27.840 --> 00:05:29.088 - Internet. 00:05:29.088 --> 00:05:30.165 Yeah. 00:05:30.165 --> 00:05:31.601 - [Voiceover] That was the day we invented the internet. 00:05:31.601 --> 00:05:33.713 I mean a place for mindless activity 00:05:33.713 --> 00:05:35.136 and good times with friends. 00:05:35.136 --> 00:05:37.496 (upbeat music) 00:05:43.674 --> 00:05:45.623 ♫ I know my time 'comin. ♫ 00:05:46.650 --> 00:05:48.701 - You're so special. 00:05:53.037 --> 00:05:55.597 (beaming music) 00:06:03.243 --> 00:06:04.845 - It's here, it's here. 00:06:04.845 --> 00:06:06.511 - It's here. 00:06:07.397 --> 00:06:08.508 - It's here. 00:06:08.508 --> 00:06:09.450 - Get it. 00:06:09.450 --> 00:06:10.155 - Get it. 00:06:10.155 --> 00:06:11.009 - There. 00:06:11.009 --> 00:06:11.772 - There. 00:06:11.772 --> 00:06:12.898 - I think they got it. 00:06:12.898 --> 00:06:14.561 - Yeah, you get it. 00:06:14.561 --> 00:06:15.473 - It's here.