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- Hi, we'll have two
chicken nugget Happy Meals.

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And, do you want the guy's
toy or the girl's toy?

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- Um, what are the toy themes this month?

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(bouncy, energetic hip hop music)

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- Oh hi, yeah can I try
this mint chocolate chip?

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That's really good.

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Actually, can I try
this nutty coconut too?

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Mmmmm.

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What?

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Oh, no.

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No thank you.

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I don't need to buy anything.

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- Mom, what's my social security number?

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Should I get a HMO or a P, PP--

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- Will I die if I had a glass
of wine after taking NyQuil?

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(phone beeping)

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(bleeping)

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- Scuba diver.

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Screw diver, that, yeah.

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(bouncy, energetic music)

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- I don't need to shower.

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- OK, step three, whisk.

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Wait, what is whisk?

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With the lid on top.

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Yeah.

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(fire alarm beeping)

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Not a fire.

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It's not a fire.

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- How long can I stay on my
parent's health insurance?

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(phone beeping)

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Oh no.

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That's next year.

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- Damn, Sarah had a baby.

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Ugh, but that kid does not look good.

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(phone beeping)

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- Why is everything so expensive?

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- [Voiceover] I don't understand anything.

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(bleeping)

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- You, you stupid--

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(bleeping)

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I'm gonna kick you in your
a-a-a-a-a-asss-strology.

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Hey little Timmy.

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Yeah hi, how's your mom?

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But that cookies n' cream.

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That was a keeper.