WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.299 --> 00:00:03.342 (piano music) 00:00:03.342 --> 00:00:04.465 - Yeah, I don't know, I mean, 00:00:04.467 --> 00:00:05.883 we haven't really talked about it yet. 00:00:05.883 --> 00:00:07.184 - You've been dating Rachel for how long? 00:00:07.184 --> 00:00:07.695 - A year. 00:00:07.695 --> 00:00:08.471 - Ten months. 00:00:08.471 --> 00:00:10.191 - You have been dating this girl for a year, 00:00:10.191 --> 00:00:12.047 and you still haven't had the love talk? 00:00:12.047 --> 00:00:13.951 - Love talk? Look, she's great, okay? 00:00:13.951 --> 00:00:16.831 I'm just not a big love guy. 00:00:16.831 --> 00:00:18.030 - The fuck's a love guy? 00:00:18.030 --> 00:00:19.932 - [Man] The fuck is love talk? 00:00:19.932 --> 00:00:20.469 - What is it? 00:00:20.469 --> 00:00:22.525 - Hey, why are we giving Derek a hard time? 00:00:22.525 --> 00:00:23.095 What's goin' on? 00:00:23.095 --> 00:00:23.859 - 'Cause he's dead inside. 00:00:23.859 --> 00:00:25.079 - Look, okay, let's ask you. 00:00:25.079 --> 00:00:27.787 How long do you go in a relationship 00:00:27.787 --> 00:00:29.362 before you tell your partner you love them? 00:00:29.362 --> 00:00:31.778 - Derek has been dating this girl for over a year-- 00:00:31.778 --> 00:00:32.870 - Under ten months. 00:00:32.870 --> 00:00:35.586 - And he still hasn't told her that he loves her. 00:00:35.586 --> 00:00:37.718 - Have you ever told a girl that you love her before? 00:00:39.072 --> 00:00:40.223 - Yeah. 00:00:40.223 --> 00:00:44.117 (slow piano music) 00:00:51.389 --> 00:00:52.588 - Well that wasn't Rachel. 00:00:52.588 --> 00:00:54.190 - But at least we know he's not dead inside, 00:00:54.190 --> 00:00:55.167 he has a heart. 00:00:55.167 --> 00:00:57.314 He's a little cold right now, but he has a-- 00:00:57.314 --> 00:00:59.614 - I just don't understand how you could be 00:00:59.614 --> 00:01:03.165 with a person for a year and a half and not love them. 00:01:03.165 --> 00:01:05.466 - I never said I didn't love her. 00:01:05.466 --> 00:01:07.661 We just, I just haven't said it yet. 00:01:07.661 --> 00:01:08.989 - Has she said it to you? 00:01:10.063 --> 00:01:11.063 - Kind of. 00:01:11.063 --> 00:01:13.306 - What do you mean "kind of," what does that mean? 00:01:16.420 --> 00:01:21.420 - Hey, uhm, I kind of love you. 00:01:23.460 --> 00:01:26.108 - Oh boy, she said it first, that's not good. 00:01:26.108 --> 00:01:27.780 That is not good. 00:01:27.780 --> 00:01:30.148 - What is wrong with sayin' it first? 00:01:30.148 --> 00:01:32.864 - The guy is supposed to say it first. 00:01:32.864 --> 00:01:36.198 - Okay what if there's no guy in the relationship? 00:01:36.198 --> 00:01:37.078 - Oh yeah, my bad. 00:01:37.078 --> 00:01:38.288 - That is a great point. 00:01:38.288 --> 00:01:38.950 - Hurts. 00:01:38.950 --> 00:01:39.948 - Just rewind, I'm sorry. 00:01:39.948 --> 00:01:43.282 - Also, didn't you say it to Brian first? 00:01:43.282 --> 00:01:45.257 - Like the knives are gonna get any less clean 00:01:45.257 --> 00:01:46.559 face down in the dishwasher? 00:01:46.559 --> 00:01:48.280 - That's Just not the way you load a dishwasher. 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:49.299 Period, fact. 00:01:49.299 --> 00:01:50.716 - Who made that rule though? 00:01:50.716 --> 00:01:52.528 - It's not even about the rules, 00:01:52.528 --> 00:01:54.653 it's just, it's like you don't listen to me, 00:01:54.653 --> 00:01:56.175 like I love you and you're just not listening, 00:01:56.175 --> 00:01:57.457 or you don't hear me, or. 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:01.343 Fuck. 00:02:01.343 --> 00:02:02.466 - You love me? 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:06.928 - Technically I said it first, but it was an accident. 00:02:06.928 --> 00:02:10.084 So it wasn't like I planned it. Heat of moment. 00:02:10.084 --> 00:02:12.770 But he said it back right after. 00:02:12.770 --> 00:02:14.970 - I think you should tell her how you feel. 00:02:14.970 --> 00:02:16.130 She deserves to know. 00:02:16.130 --> 00:02:17.294 - Hey guys I just wanna let you know 00:02:17.294 --> 00:02:19.938 that it's Zack's birthday, and I baked him some cookies. 00:02:19.938 --> 00:02:21.568 - [All] Aw! 00:02:21.568 --> 00:02:22.927 - Thanks Dev! 00:02:22.927 --> 00:02:24.354 - I love you Devon! 00:02:24.354 --> 00:02:25.087 - [Devon] Love you guys back. 00:02:25.087 --> 00:02:27.871 - Love you. I love you girl! 00:02:27.871 --> 00:02:29.795 I love cookies. 00:02:29.795 --> 00:02:31.670 I just don't think Rachel and I are there yet. 00:02:33.392 --> 00:02:34.797 - You are somethin' else, Derek. 00:02:34.797 --> 00:02:35.834 You are somethin' else. 00:02:35.834 --> 00:02:36.485 - Drink your beer. 00:02:36.485 --> 00:02:38.993 - I'm drinkin' it, you are somethin' else. 00:02:38.993 --> 00:02:40.753 You play too much. 00:02:40.753 --> 00:02:41.501 Cheap hoodie. 00:02:41.501 --> 00:02:43.731 - You do play too much, general consensus. 00:02:43.731 --> 00:02:44.822 - You can talk shit about me, 00:02:44.822 --> 00:02:46.702 don't talk shit about my hoodie. 00:02:46.702 --> 00:02:49.040 - No one did, literally, did you? 00:02:49.040 --> 00:02:49.664 - I did a little. 00:02:49.664 --> 00:02:51.426 - Oh I was thinking about me.