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(box hits the floor)

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(sigh)

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(sigh)

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(upbeat music)

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- Hey Dad, can you transfer
me some some money?

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- [Voiceover] Nick, you've
got a full-time job.

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(upbeat music)

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- Seamus, did you use my
prescription toothpaste?

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- [Voiceover] Yeah, choose bro.

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- No, it's... it's mine,
it's (beep)-ing expensive.

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Get your own. (beep)

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(upbeat music)

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- [Voiceover] If I'm gonna give you money,

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I want to know what it's for.

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- I need to buy toilet paper.

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- [Voiceover] Toilet paper?

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- Yeah.

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- [Voiceover] How do you
not have toilet paper?

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- I've just gotten by without it.

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- [Voiceover] How is that possible?

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- Because, I've been
holding in my poos for work.

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(vacuum whirs)

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(crash)

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(vacuum whirs fade away)

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- Hey Nick, my cousin's are
visiting Sydney this weekend.

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Do you reckon we could
have a party at yours?

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- Or, you can throw your own party.

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- My parents are being dickheads about it.

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- Alright. Fine. Okay, I'll have it.

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- You're the best.

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- One more thing, one more thing. Ummm....

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Can you pay my rent this week?

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(dial tone)

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- Dad, Dad,

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Hello?

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(click)

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- Wassaa!

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- [Voiceover] Nick, what
are you doing? Get out!

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- Let's play FIFA, let's play FIFA, Brad.

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Please, I want to sleep.

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- [Voiceover] Close the door.

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- I'm sleeping here.

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- [Voiceover] Close the door.

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(upbeat music)

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- (bleep) I'm old.

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(upbeat music)