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(soft music)

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- You eat my chicken all the time.

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- I am not.

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Yours looks better.

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(laughs)

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So, today's a special day.

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Got anything planned?

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- What day is it?

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- What month is it?

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- Let me think.

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Think, Eli.

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- I think it's February.

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It's February.

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- Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day.

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- Oh, are you serious?

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- Okay, okay, what do we have planned?

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(sighs)

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- We got Chili's!

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(men cheer "Chili's" in unison)

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- Dinner and a movie.

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- That's it?

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- We got to up the romance.

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Up, up, up.

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- Okay, up the romance.

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Up the romance.

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What did we do last Valentine's Day?

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- That was around the, the,

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the Superbowl.

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- Yeah, oh man.

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- What a game.

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- We have to focus!

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- Oh, um...I got it.

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- Oh like, sip a little
bubbly, walk along the beach.

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You know.

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- What do you want from us, woman?

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- I think it's time to go full romance.

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(sirens blare)
- No, we haven't even recovered

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from our anniversary.

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- We can't.

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He'll be torn apart.

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- No, his body can take it.

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- He set the bar low for a reason.

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- He just got that raise.

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- That's it.

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We're going full romance!

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You know, I didn't want
to ruin the surprise,

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but, you know, rose petals.

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Put on that baby making mix.

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And feel up on that--

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- Wait.

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Are you talking about your mom?

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You know she's coming
to town today, right?

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(men sigh in relief)

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- Yeah.

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- You thought it was Valentine's Day.

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- I knew my mom was coming to town.

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What are you talking about?

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- That was a close one.

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- Man.

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- Wait.

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What are we gonna do when Mom gets here?

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- Chili's!

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- (cheer in unison) Chili's!