WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.936 --> 00:00:02.852 - Girl's night! 00:00:05.250 --> 00:00:07.304 (gasp) Where are my kids?! 00:00:10.070 --> 00:00:11.999 I'm alone. 00:00:11.999 --> 00:00:14.489 (children's music plays) 00:00:16.664 --> 00:00:18.290 - Okay, let's go over the night: 00:00:18.290 --> 00:00:20.732 you can only show two pictures of your kids tonight 00:00:20.732 --> 00:00:22.239 and you can only check-in twice. 00:00:22.239 --> 00:00:23.015 - What can I get you? 00:00:23.015 --> 00:00:24.384 - I'll get a Howe chardonnay please. 00:00:24.384 --> 00:00:25.932 - Yeah, I'll get the same 00:00:25.932 --> 00:00:28.290 but can you only fill it like a fourth full 00:00:28.290 --> 00:00:29.553 'cause if I have any more, 00:00:29.553 --> 00:00:31.103 I'm just gonna pass out right here. 00:00:31.103 --> 00:00:32.379 Yeah, that's good, that's good. 00:00:32.379 --> 00:00:33.845 Jackson hasn't pooped 00:00:33.845 --> 00:00:35.842 and I just wanted to see if he had yet. 00:00:35.842 --> 00:00:36.412 Oh my gosh! 00:00:36.412 --> 00:00:37.162 He did it! 00:00:37.162 --> 00:00:38.830 Now tell me what color was it? 00:00:38.830 --> 00:00:40.378 Was it more of a yellow or a green? 00:00:40.378 --> 00:00:41.626 You're not being descriptive enough. 00:00:41.626 --> 00:00:42.626 You know what? 00:00:42.626 --> 00:00:44.337 Just send me a picture. 00:00:44.337 --> 00:00:46.562 Does this look runny to you? 00:00:46.562 --> 00:00:47.344 Let me zoom in. 00:00:47.344 --> 00:00:48.542 Hold on, look at this. - Oh, god! 00:00:48.542 --> 00:00:49.379 - Does this look runny? 00:00:49.379 --> 00:00:50.968 I love this song. 00:00:50.968 --> 00:00:53.617 This song Jax and I like to dance to it like... 00:00:53.617 --> 00:00:55.139 - Oh, oh, god. 00:00:55.139 --> 00:00:57.079 This is not really... 00:00:57.079 --> 00:00:58.583 Don't do that in public. 00:00:58.583 --> 00:01:00.353 - What are you looking at? 00:01:00.353 --> 00:01:02.407 - You know, actually I'm looking at, it was my, 00:01:02.407 --> 00:01:02.853 you know what? 00:01:02.853 --> 00:01:03.547 Come closer. 00:01:03.547 --> 00:01:04.556 Come here. 00:01:04.556 --> 00:01:06.334 Come on, sit over here. - Sure. 00:01:06.334 --> 00:01:09.227 - It's my son's fourth birthday party photos. 00:01:09.227 --> 00:01:10.527 He looks so cute! 00:01:10.527 --> 00:01:11.750 It was circus themed! 00:01:11.750 --> 00:01:13.666 So this is his second birthday party 00:01:13.666 --> 00:01:15.096 and now it was western themed. 00:01:15.096 --> 00:01:16.698 My husband dressed up as a cowboy. 00:01:16.698 --> 00:01:17.593 Look at this one. 00:01:17.593 --> 00:01:18.349 - Your husband? 00:01:18.349 --> 00:01:19.766 - You hungry? 00:01:19.766 --> 00:01:20.753 I'm kind of hungry. 00:01:21.733 --> 00:01:24.373 - That's not what you bring to a bar. 00:01:24.373 --> 00:01:26.597 - If we're drinking, we have to have snacks! 00:01:26.597 --> 00:01:28.591 This has been such a fun night. 00:01:28.591 --> 00:01:29.492 I'm gonna head out. 00:01:29.492 --> 00:01:31.077 I miss my kids. 00:01:31.077 --> 00:01:32.547 I'll see you next month! 00:01:32.547 --> 00:01:34.082 - It's only been an hour. 00:01:38.520 --> 00:01:41.337 (baby crying) 00:01:43.438 --> 00:01:45.137 - I need a break. 00:01:45.137 --> 00:01:47.096 Excuse me, would you mind? 00:01:47.096 --> 00:01:49.754 Does this look runny to you? 00:01:49.754 --> 00:01:51.671 It's my son's poop.