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- There's just so much
that was left unsaid.

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- Sorry, man, breakups are hard.

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- I just miss her.

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- Has she called you back?

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- She doesn't have opposable thumbs.

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(slow music)

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Hey, is it cool if I sit here?

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There's like, no other spots anywhere.

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- Yeah.
- [Brunette] Cool.

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I'm on my last Canto.

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- Are you kidding me?

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- Wow, we're the only two people

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in Los Angeles reading Dante.

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- I'm Mary.
- [Brunette] Brittany.

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- [Both] Nice to meet you.

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- It's not funny, like it says it is.

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(Mary laughs)

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(wistful music)

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Hi.
- [Mary] Oh, one sec.

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Oh, by the way, this is my dog Laura.

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- Oh, you have a dog.
- [Mary] Yeah.

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- [Brittany] Cool.

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We weren't always that into each other.

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(hip music)

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- Oh shit, I gotta get to work.

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- Okay.
- [Mary] Hey, do you

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mind watching Laura for a few hours?

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She's super easy, just like, one walk.

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- Okay.

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- I'll see you later.
- [Brittany] Okay.

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Bye, hon.

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Who you voting for?

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Seem like a Sanders.

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You like go for a walk or ...

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Guess we're gonna go for a walk.

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But then, something changed.

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(upbeat music)

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We couldn't get enough of each other.

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Yeah, sure, okay, bye.

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My little Laura, I love
you so much. (mumbles)

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You're a good girl, okay, bye.

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(screams from TV)

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(upbeat music)

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- Brittany, what the fuck?

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- What?

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- What, is that Laura?

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- Yeah, you like it?

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But then, things got really hard.

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- It's just, it's not working for me.

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- I get it.

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Laura, don't look at me like that.

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- Get a grip, Brittany.

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- Guess I'll go.

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Oh, and you shit in my shoe?

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Real mature, Laura, real fucking mature.

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- Oh my god.

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(sad music)

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- But then came the drinking.

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And the jealousy.

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Who the fuck is she?

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(sad music)

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(screams from TV)

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And that's what happened.

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- Damn.

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Well, you know what they say.

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- To the world, you may be one person,

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but to a doggie, you may be the world?

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- No, time heals all wounds.

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- Oh, no I haven't heard that one.

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- It's a pretty common phrase.

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- It's not one.

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- Okay.

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- Come on, baby, come on.

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Hey.
- [Brittany] Oh.

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- How are you?

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- [Mary] Good to see you.

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- Good to see you, too.
- [Mary] Yeah.

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You've been well?

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- I'm good.
- [Brittany] Awesome, cool.

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- How are you?

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- I'm good.

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- Cool.
- [Brittany] Whoa.

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Oh, hey Laura.

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You look good.

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I like this collar.

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- It's a new one.
- [Brittany] I like that.

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- Thanks.

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- Well, good to see you.
- [Mary] Anyway, yeah.

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- [Brittany] We should get
coffee or something soon.

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- Totally awesome to see you.
- [Brittany] Cool, okay.

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(wistful music)

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Then I found out about an
offshore bank account she had.

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- What?

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- Not the girlfriend.

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For her dog.

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- There we go. (both laugh)