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Language: en

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(plane flying)

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(Captain speaking)

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- (sighs)

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Okay,

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(dramatic music)
- There you go sir.

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- Thank you.

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- Excuse me.

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(BuzzFeed tune)

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Oh no.

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Mmmm. Mmmmm.

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No, no, no.

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- Oooh!

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- Sorry, I have to...

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I am so sorry.
(woman snoring)

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I am so sorry.

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(snoring)

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Okay.

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(snoring)

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- Whoa.

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- Whoa, sir, sir.
- [Man] I am so sorry.

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I am so sorry.

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- You're gonna need to sit.
- [Man] It's coming,

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I don't wanna pee on...

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I'll pee on everyone in this plane!

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(baby crying)

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Oh, no.

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(serious challenging music)

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Whoa.

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Are you okay?

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New boyfriend.

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Whoa.

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Oh mama!

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It stopped. It stopped for a second.

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I just have to pee.

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I was just making sure

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this is upright, locked position.

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Oh!

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(baby crying)

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Whoa!

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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Uh.

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- Oh.

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- Oh baby!

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This is not fair.

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- I just wanna get back to my seat.

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- He has a diaper, that's not fair.

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- I'm just really trying to...

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- We should all be allowed to pee

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where we are.
(baby crying)

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He smells like baby pee, I need to go.

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(screams)

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Are you all waiting for the bathroom?

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Are you just stretching your legs?

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(rock music)

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I, mmm, I started the countdown,

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and I can't stop it,

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and it's coming.

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Oh my god.

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(sighs)

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I have to go again.

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(serious challenging music)

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(sighs) I think I have
a bladder infection.

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(groans) Oh my god.

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(BuzzFeed tune)