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- Hey man, how's it going?

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- Good, how's it going with you?

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- Ah good, how's it going with you?

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Oh my gosh.

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What the hell was that Zack?

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You asked him how's it
going, he said good.

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He asked you how's it
going, you said good,

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then you said how's it going again.

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You asked him twice, dude.

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Do you even think before you talk?

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Now he totally knows that
you weren't listening

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the whole time, and you were
just going through the motions.

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Look Zack I know it's a Wednesday,

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we all go through the motions,

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but get your act together man.

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Hopefully he didn't notice,

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but guess what everybody in the world

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probably noticed how dumb you are Zack.

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Honestly I'm embarrassed to
be your conscience right now.

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You suck.

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You should just quit
your job Zack, move away.

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You don't deserve friends,
you don't deserve family,

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you don't deserve girls.

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Just get out of here.

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What are you doing?

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You're worthless.

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- I'm good man.

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- Oh, good.

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- Oh, happy belated birthday by the way.

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- Ah you too man.

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